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Stacey: Let me just finish watching the film and then I'll put some cartoons on for you!
diamond1
27-06-2006, 10:16
DENNIS'S ARRIVAL IN EE first few days:
dennis:ive just had 18 months of bullys and little hitlers do you really want to be the one i take it out on?
ian(in tommrows episode):ive been waiting here for someone to do that(punch phil)
dennis:diffrence is your scared of 'im im not
thug:i swear its mine (dots handbag)
alfie:oh wear a handbag around do ya darling?:lol:
dennis:right out!!!(grabs bloke and throws him out the vic)
train adentant:whats the matter with you those rails might of been live
dennis:you see i might of avoided those once
t/a:and if you would have been...i would of had to clean you up
dennis:ok bored now let me out
bradley#1
27-06-2006, 16:28
yesterdays eppie
after spending the night together. having an intimate breakfast in the cafe
bradley: aargh i forgot my oyster card
stacey:and your briefcase
bradley:and my phone
stacey:good job you remembered to put your clothes on this morning
i just thought it was quite funny:wub: :o
i have some
Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad
Jim Branning: [Den's coffin is struggling to go through the doors of the Vic] You should have lent them your doorstop, Pauline.
Lucy Beale: [about Ian and Jane] So do you think they've gone all the way?
Stacey Slater: I think they've gone all the way, turned round and come back again!
Pat Evans: [referring to Barry's passport that Janine threw in the trash after she killed Barry] What you doin'throwing this out?
Janine Butcher: Well, he's not going to need it where he is now, is he?
Den Watts: [after Ian punches him for sleeping with Kate] I always said to Pete your boxing lessons were useless!
and my most fav one, it was so funny
Stacey Slater: The two birds that run the pub, they're right up themselves. The bird in the café she's a bit up herself but not too bad. Yolande in the shop, she's up herself. She's all right sometimes. Pauline in the launderette, she's a right old dragon and she's up herself. The other one just goes on about God all day. My Nan's a battleaxe. My cousin Mo's all right but my cousin Zoë, wait till you get a load of her. She's so far up herself she's coming back out again!
littlemo
29-06-2006, 18:16
yesterdays eppie
after spending the night together. having an intimate breakfast in the cafe
bradley: aargh i forgot my oyster card
stacey:and your briefcase
bradley:and my phone
stacey:good job you remembered to put your clothes on this morning
i just thought it was quite funny:wub: :o
Yeah that was good!
What is an Oyster card? I was wondering that.
littlemo
29-06-2006, 18:19
Stacey Slater: The two birds that run the pub, they're right upthemselves. The bird in the café she's a bit up herself but not too bad. Yolande in the shop, she's up herself. She's all right sometimes. Pauline in the launderette, she's a right old dragon and she's up herself. The other one just goes on about God all day. My Nan's a battleaxe. My cousin Mo's all right but my cousin Zoë, wait till you get a load of her. She's so far up herself she's coming back out again!
Yeah that quote really cracked me up! lol. Stacey is so funny!
Was it Ruby she was talking to?! I can't quite remember.
Some of the lines she has, there just hilarious!
Richie_lecturer
29-06-2006, 19:59
What is an Oyster card? I was wondering that.
It's a special card (like a top-up card) that is used by a growing number of people to travel on buses, trains and tubes in London.
littlemo
30-06-2006, 00:04
It's a special card (like a top-up card) that is used by a growing number of people to travel on buses, trains and tubes in London.
Oh right, thanks for clearing that up!
I thought it might have been some access card to get into the bank or something. Now I know.
Yeah that quote really cracked me up! lol. Stacey is so funny!
Was it Ruby she was talking to?! I can't quite remember.
Some of the lines she has, there just hilarious!
yer it was, ruby said something like 'do you say anything nice' after that
Sharon places a pair of knickers on the bar.
Dennis: I usually settle for a beer mat, thanks.
Sharon: They're not mine, and they're not Vicki's, I suggest you give them back to the lady in question.
Dennis: Here you go, don't bother putting them back on, it'll save time later.
Kat: What's this?
Dennis: They were knickers the last time I checked.
Kat: Well, they're not my knickers, are they?
*Dennis laughs*
Kat: You think it's funny, do you?
Dennis: So they're not yours, oops!
diamond1
12-07-2006, 23:45
Sharon places a pair of knickers on the bar.
Dennis: I usually settle for a beer mat, thanks.
Sharon: They're not mine, and they're not Vicki's, I suggest you give them back to the lady in question.
Dennis: Here you go, don't bother putting them back on, it'll save time later.
Kat: What's this?
Dennis: They were knickers the last time I checked.
Kat: Well, they're not my knickers, are they?
*Dennis laughs*
Kat: You think it's funny, do you?
Dennis: So they're not yours, oops!
HA that was so funny I watched that today too (i take it you saw it on uk gold)brilliant
Jim: My fault?! I catch him climbing through my bedroom window in his undercrackers and it's all my fault?!
Angeldelight
30-07-2006, 16:21
lol i :wub: that line. Jim always has classic one liners.
x Amby x
22-08-2006, 21:27
(Dawn Starts choking on her food at WCCT Meal)
Jane: Would you like a Slap...... On the back
lol Jane was hilarious tonight!
Stacey: "Thanks Uncle Charlie, if I need a replacement dad I'll let you know" it wasn't funny but it was pretty hurtful even if she did regret saying it afterwards. Even I flinched when it was said :)
bradley_fan
22-08-2006, 22:50
(talking about the golf)
Dawn: No Victor he really is crap!
:lol: i found that funny!
*-Rooney-*
04-09-2006, 20:10
classic honey quote
maybe i should ask for an epidudle
.:SpIcYsPy:.
04-09-2006, 20:32
Honey: Maybe I should ask for an epidoodle?
x Amby x
04-09-2006, 20:52
Jim: Here comes the bride all fat and...
Dot: I happen to think she looks very beautiful... from behind.
lol Dot cracks me up!
x Amby x
05-09-2006, 19:38
Midwife:Right Natural birth, no drugs or anything you're very brave!
Honey:Yeah ive changed my mind on that now
(The midwife walks out)
Honey:What was her name?
Billy:Cheryl
Honey:Well i don't like her!
x Amby x
05-09-2006, 19:40
Honey: Yeah and how many babies have you had?
Midwife: Well none
Honey: Well the how the bloody well do you know, i want an epidoodle!
Honey is cracking me up so far this episode! Shes hilarious tonight!
Sam-Elle
05-09-2006, 19:45
Honey: Yeah and how many babies have you had?
Midwife: Well none
Honey: Well the how the bloody well do you know, i want an epidoodle!
Honey is cracking me up so far this episode! Shes hilarious tonight!
Honey: i want an epidoodle :rotfl: funny as
.:SpIcYsPy:.
05-09-2006, 20:24
God how many times did she say epidoodle.. it just sort of killed it!! :eek:
*-Rooney-*
05-09-2006, 22:19
God how many times did she say epidoodle.. it just sort of killed it!! :eek:
yeah i know what you mean it kinda took the fun away from it
*-Rooney-*
05-09-2006, 22:22
although she was funny on the gas and air
honey (about the nurse): i love her billy
honey (to the nurse) : will you marry me
billy : oi your already married
honey: oh yeah so i am
honey looks down: its a boy
nurse: uh i think your looking at the umbilical cord
classic honey moments
littlemo
05-09-2006, 23:13
EE's getting quite graphic with the hospital scenes isn't it! lol.
Stacey and Bradley at the clinic last week, and then tonight with Honey. They are trying to make it grittier.
I'm glad!
LostVoodoo
06-09-2006, 12:01
EE's getting quite graphic with the hospital scenes isn't it! lol.
i was quite impressed, esp with the crouching birthing position as apposed to the whole 'lie back in some stirrupts' thing. and billy looking at the baby coming out and faitning :lol:
x Amby x
24-09-2006, 16:19
Stacey: Thats the thing Deano no matter how hard you puff it still stays droopy!
Richie_lecturer
25-09-2006, 11:45
Nice bit of innuendo there. :rolleyes:
Lauren: He's well buff [deano]
Sorry thats so cheesy xD
.:SpIcYsPy:.
26-09-2006, 20:04
*Deano runs by Lauren*
Lauren: Ah he's well buff!
Dot: :eek: What is that supposed to mean?!
:lol: Looooooooool
x Amby x
26-09-2006, 20:06
*Deano runs by Lauren*
Lauren: Ah he's well buff!
Dot: :eek: What is that supposed to mean?!
:lol: Looooooooool
Lol I Loved Lauren tonight!! Shes a great little actress!! Also liked this one
Dot: Oi Who are ya texting
Lauren: My boyfriend
Dot: WHAT! :eek:
Lauren: Jokes! Lucy!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
26-09-2006, 20:11
Dot is sooooo good with Lauren :lol: Pure comedy :lol:
Xx-Vicky-xX
26-09-2006, 20:36
I loved the stuff with Dot & Lauren tonight
Sean: She was very pleased with the service I gave her.
Chelsea: Yeah, you're right; we should go and find him, and give him a lift to the station.
Chris_2k11
09-10-2006, 20:32
Carly to Chelsea: Oh you dont wanna watch this it's rubbishhh!!
Chelsea obviously switched eastenders on! :rotfl:
Richie_lecturer
09-10-2006, 23:13
Oohh that's from the Richie_lecturer school Chris. Good to see I have educated you well. :)
Dot: Are you seeing each other? I must admit it looked a lot more than that from what I saw! :rotfl:
Honey: I didn't know whether I was going or coming :lol:
x Amby x
10-11-2006, 20:58
Stacey: She thinks your dead doesn't that mean anything to you?
Sean: Yes it does, it means shes mental!
I love Sean when he has all his quick witters! lol
Jada-GDR
13-11-2006, 20:15
Stella: Mr Mitchell, I would like you to break my door down please
Stacey Bradley is proper
Sean He's a James Bond fanatic! He's proper alright!
Sean Eviction order next, changing the locks, it's fast work Bradders, it's quick thinking- these are not the actions of a thick bint I'll give you that!
Bradley Yes well maybe you got Ruby wrong
Sean Yeah well maybe I don't give a toss :lol:
Sean She's a selfish little tart
Bradley Yes well you did go out with her!
Jake I don't believe this- I get molested by a teeny bopper- attacked by the ginger ninja- I only went out for a pint!
*-Rooney-*
01-12-2006, 20:10
martin walks over to lucy and peter at the wedding
martin:look you 2 im really sorry about this
lucy: why did she sleep with you too
martin looks awkward and walks away
i like lucys wit and style
SeanMichael
02-12-2006, 16:51
minty to den: "what are you doin' 'ere?"
den: "what, haven't you heard? Me and Sam are getting married and we want you to be one of the bridesmaids".:cheer:
bradley_fan
02-12-2006, 17:42
Minty: Where's the pig's head?
Gary: Last thing I knew Ian was out looking for Jane
Minty: No i mean the pig head!
:lol:
Chris_2k11
03-12-2006, 16:58
Just watchin the omnibus..
Big Mo: Berty boyyy.. it's playtimeeee. Come to Mama!! :eek: :eek: :sick:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
parkerman
03-12-2006, 19:01
Mo [revealing her naughty underwear]: Charlie, I thought you was at work.
Charlie: I wish I was!
Garry: This is nice. It's like a bird within a bird within a bird.
Minty: Three birds in one mouthful?
Garry: A bloke can only dream.
Chris_2k11
13-12-2006, 14:23
Rebecca: Shut.up.Martin. :)
Exterminate.exterminate! :)
.:SpIcYsPy:.
13-12-2006, 19:28
Rebecca: Shut.up.Martin. :)
Exterminate.exterminate! :)
Lmao!!! I thought the exact same thing when I was watching that, believe it or not:lol: :rotfl:
Jada-GDR
20-12-2006, 17:45
Charlie: We're thinking of having your mum for Christmas
Sean: What, instead of the turkey?
.:SpIcYsPy:.
21-12-2006, 22:39
Sean to Tanya: I will be thinking of you when I rub my... erm.. factor 15 in :D
:eek: :rotfl: :lol:
Chris_2k11
21-12-2006, 22:42
Joe: This lot, it's all lies! Diseased! *smash* Scrubber! *smash* :rotfl: :rotfl:
Joe: This lot, it's all lies! Diseased! *smash* Scrubber! *smash* :rotfl: :rotfl:
That was so funny,
Joe - Arfur, perfect Arfur, Nothing but an ex con *smash*
Pauline - *smash round Joes head*
Chris_2k11
22-12-2006, 23:36
That was so funny,
Joe - Arfur, perfect Arfur, Nothing but an ex con *smash*
Pauline - *smash round Joes head*It was hilarious. That scene had me in stitches :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
26-12-2006, 21:59
Sonia: You've done the place up nice Pauline.. very festive! :clap: :rolleyes:
Pauline: Get outtttt.
:rotfl:
Richie_lecturer
26-12-2006, 23:35
Martin (about his mum): She's dead.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-12-2006, 11:18
Joe talking about Pauline (before he finds out she's dead): Where is she anyways? On her broomstick?
(Something along them lines)
Made me laugh for some wierd reason :lol:
LostVoodoo
29-12-2006, 11:55
Mickey: It's Rob's. isn't it?
Dawn: No Mickey, i think it was Santa!
Martin: Oi... answer me... HOW DID DOT KNOW?! (Because it sounded bad.)
Martin: Your brain is like a sieve these days, isn't it?
.:SpIcYsPy:.
05-01-2007, 21:45
Martin to Sonia (about slapping Pauline): Are you Mr Tickle or something with your long arms?
:lol: It was something along them lines but I was laughing out loud :lol:
Martin: Your brain is like a sieve these days, isn't it?
Yup I liked this one too!!:rotfl:
Chelsea: Do you want to borrow some perfume, Carly, cover up the BO?
Carly: Well at least my hair's my own, love, I don't have to buy it off of some bird in Korea.
Chelsea: You thought that just because we have a laugh; that you can just jump on me like a labrador?!
Deano: Mum?
(I think he said that, wasn't paying a lot of attention.)
littlemo
12-01-2007, 22:22
Stacey's were funny last night. :)
Sean (about Dermot): Doesn't look like the tie wearing type.
Stacey: He uses it to tie my hands together. lol.
Stacey (about Bradley and Lydia): You two fit, you can go to bed together, and then write an essay about it afterwards.
Stacey (to Dermot): Do you do Brain transplants? cause it looks like you could do with one.
She cracks me up! lol. :clap:
Pat: You stay away from Kevin and them kids
Shirley: Or what you gonna do? Hit me with ya pension book?
good old shirley shes been brilliant since she arrived.
I loved Pats comment in reply as well.
Stacey (about Lydia): Oooh look at the mouth on it! Not much of an upgrade after all is she?
Max: You know women son- it's just overreaction
Bradley: Yeah you don't have to tell me. I went out with Stacey Slater remember? I tell you if they gave degrees in overreaction she'd definitely get a first!
x Amby x
21-01-2007, 16:55
Phil: Right you out
Stacey: Alright keep ya hair on just because your girlfriends come dressed as a slapper!
Stacey does make me laugh! lol
Chris_2k11
21-01-2007, 18:57
Phil: Right you out
Stacey: Alright keep ya hair on just because your girlfriends come dressed as a slapper!
Stacey does make me laugh! lolLOL that was a good one that :D
DaVeyWaVey
22-01-2007, 20:40
Dot: Sonia is a good girl...
Martin: So her killing my mum was just a one-off was it?
:D
LostVoodoo
27-01-2007, 10:59
Shirely to Pat: Your outfit's giving me a migrane
:lol:
Richie_lecturer
27-01-2007, 18:27
Just wait until she sees the wallpaper. :eek:
Carly: She's still in the bathroom. Mind you, the amount of wallpaint she puts on, she'll probably be in there until the weekend!
Carly: What's she still doing here?
Kevin: You heard Dean, he wants her to stay for a few days.
Carly: That bang to the head must have been worse than we thought.
Richie_lecturer
28-01-2007, 21:49
....and not as bad as I hoped!
Stella: Can I get you two anything?
Ben: Like what?
Stella: .... a drink?
Ben: Get us some comics, and a dvd to watch, a new one.
Stella: Can I have a word please, Ben?
Ben: What?
Stella: There are better ways to ask for things, Ben.
Peggy: Where are you going?
Phil: Business....
Peggy: What, now?
Phil: No, next week.
Stacey: Are we going to rent a toilet for the weekend?
Sean: What are you doing?
Tanya: Digging a grave.
Sean: Oooh, finally knocked off hubby.
(Or something like that.)
Richie_lecturer
24-02-2007, 22:43
She knows, she knows, she knows, she knows.
*-Rooney-*
25-02-2007, 14:43
abi: i want to have a funeral for rolf, i need a coffin and rose petals etc
lauren: i cant wait to move out
parkerman
25-02-2007, 19:20
Winston: Happy birthday
(Well, it might be the only chance I get to quote the great Winston...:bow: )
Richie_lecturer
25-02-2007, 20:34
Surely he's spoken in the Vic before????
"Pint please Den."
"Pint please Ang."
"Pint please Frank."
"Pint please Pat."
"Pint please Eddie."
"Pint please Grant."
"Pint please Phil."
"Pint please Peggy."
"Pint please Dan."
"Pint please Tracey."
"Pint please Alfie."
"Pint please Kat."
"Pint please Miss Piggy."
"Pint please Den. Oy, I thought you were dead?"
"Pint please Chrissie."
"Pint please Shirley."
Chris_2k11
02-03-2007, 21:38
Sean: Whats this then? Baldies unite? :) :rotfl:
Sean gets some cracking lines! :D
Carly: Mo, sorry about your.... rear end.
Shirley: Don't apologise, do it from the moon and you'd still have half a chance of hitting it. (Or something like that.)
Chris_2k11
25-03-2007, 21:05
Caught the omnibus today
Tanya: Look at me, Im soaked!
Peggy: You're not the only one, this dress cost me a fortune! Designer!
Ian: Mutton dressed as lamb
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Stacey to Tanya: Oh get off me you wrinkly old bag! :rotfl:
Good episode :D
May: Why can't you just do as you're told?!
May: It's half yours, therefore, it is all mine.
May: Haven't you heard of the saying, what May wants, May gets?!
DaVeyWaVey
17-04-2007, 15:17
When Stella and Phil are asking if Ben has everything he needs for school like pencil case, lunchbox etc and then Peggy says...
Peggy: It's like the generation game in here! :D
littlemo
20-04-2007, 00:26
When Stella and Phil are asking if Ben has everything he needs for school like pencil case, lunchbox etc and then Peggy says...
Peggy: It's like the generation game in here! :D
Yeah that was funny! lol.
Sean and Stacey are fab with the one liners too! And Phil! lol.
Max: Nice bikini Stace, like the colour, but it's what's on the inside that counts, I'm disappointed (Tanya has her key in the lock) ... so you might want to look at how to resolve this situation.
DaVeyWaVey
24-04-2007, 20:38
Shirley: How did he die? Did you get on top and crush him to a pulp?
Shirley is referring to Pat's late husband, Roy there! Classic line! :rotfl:
Jada-GDR
27-04-2007, 16:28
Pat: Make sure the bogs are working cause she's FULL OF CRAP TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU SHIRL?
:rotfl:
Chris_2k11
03-07-2007, 00:53
Stella to Shirley: You really are a tart aren't you :D
Pat: It looks like a french knocking shop
Peg: You should feel right at home then
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
03-07-2007, 23:10
Peg: Pat you dirtyy cahhh! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
24-07-2007, 20:07
Stacey: Who's these slappers? :D
Roxie: Where shall we stick these presents?
Jim: In the dustbin love
:D
MO: who are you
Ronnie: Ronnie, Ronnie Mitchell and that is Roxy
Mo: There is more of you???!!
DaVeyWaVey
26-07-2007, 13:18
I liked Tanya's line on wedding week referring to Ben and Abi running away "This isn't an Enid Blyton novel" :D
Bradley: She won't be able to keep her hands off me.
Jim: Yeah, they'll be stuck to your hair!
There was also another part that I liked that I'll try to remember.
Lucy: Why can't I have a cool Dad?
Jane: Because he wouldn't fit in the fridge! :rotfl:
StarsOfCCTV
29-07-2007, 22:02
Bit of an old one:
HONEY: (went something like) "I always buy orgasmic vegetables" :lol:
Jane: Any requests, or shall I exclamation mark you?
Jane: Now listen here, you bleach blonde bimbo! I really couldn't give a stuff whether you put that flaming statue back on the bar, or in the canal. If I catch you gossiping about me or my husband, it will be you in the canal! Comprende?
It went something like that.
Chris_2k11
08-08-2007, 13:36
bleach blonde bimbo lmao, must have missed that one
That was in the episode shown on Friday.
Stacey: I want to see Sean!
Policeman: You'll be seeing him in a minute; you'll be in the next cell!
Ronnie: This is the Queen Vic, not the Voulez Vouz
best line in ages :D
Garry: What was it hey? How to pull your best mates' mum for beginners?
This one was in todays episode, cant remember exactly what was said
Ian talking about sending Lucy to boarding school
Lucy: You're packing me off to Hogwarts or You want to me to go to Hogwarts
Something like that
Shirley: I've seen more action in a graveyard!
Ronnie: There can't be many places you haven't seen action!
StarsOfCCTV
02-09-2007, 23:58
(When Talking To Craig) Lucy: You know I can remeber dad coming home from work, tucking me in, and kissing me, and he always smelt of chip fat. I sweared to god i would never do that.
I loved the tone she was talking in when she said that! It was like she was annoyed with Craig as well as Ian.
StarsOfCCTV
04-09-2007, 19:37
Lucy: Have you ever heard of knocking?
Peter: "You'll never maximise your investment by saving at home...you should put it in a high-interest savings account!" :lol:
Lucy: Have you ever heard of knocking?
Peter: "You'll never maximise your investment by saving at home...you should put it in a high-interest savings account!" :lol:
I loved that also i liked the one when Lucy said to Ian about Peter[ Why don't you take it up with Mini me.
I thought it was, "I bet you won't be packing Mini Me off!" It was something like that, when Ian was talking about sending Lucy to Rose Park.
StarsOfCCTV
30-10-2007, 19:52
Roxi: "Urghh are all the men gay around here?!" :lol:
Jada-GDR
30-10-2007, 19:56
Roxi: "Urghh are all the men gay around here?!" :lol:
Heh, I was just about to put that one up :D
<3
StarsOfCCTV
30-10-2007, 22:37
:lol: She has great one liners :D
Chris_2k11
08-11-2007, 22:51
Ian: I don't know what you want me to say
Jane: Im sorry
Ian: Its ok I know you dont mean it
Jane: NO! I meant i want you to say sorry!
:rotfl: :D
Ian: I don't know what you want me to say
Jane: Im sorry
Ian: Its ok I know you dont mean it
Jane: NO! I meant i want you to say sorry!
:rotfl: :D
I loved that bit last night.. Ian just didn't get it and Jane looked like she was ready to kill him
StarsOfCCTV
12-11-2007, 20:47
Gary: I'm sending out thoughts...I think they're working
parkerman
18-11-2007, 18:44
Dawn [after Jay said he didn't want the sandwich she'd made him]:That's real processed cheese in there.
Gary: I'm sending out thoughts...I think they're working
lol :lol: Funniest thing Ive seen a soap so far
Lizzie Brookes
18-11-2007, 20:43
Pat: Steven don't take this the wrong way but are you being completely straight with me? I mean let's face it. You and reality don't see eye to eye sometimes".
Jane: "I'll tell you what happened Peter. This is not a burst appendix. This is a gunshot wound fired at me by your brother and her precious grandson".
Steven: "Get Lucy to shut up? Might as well ask the sun not to rise" - that was funny.
StarsOfCCTV
31-12-2007, 20:35
Shirley: "Oh look there's a phonebox over there...I think I know the number of the police...9 something.."
Roxie: "I just need your opinion! Slutty..or....really slutty."
Jane: Stephen, if you want to live here, rule number one; the only tarts in my kitchen have jam on the top!
*-Rooney-*
05-01-2008, 15:22
Tanya: Look what we have here, a bottle of whiskey 21 year old, we might as well drink it max likes them younger
Chris_2k11
10-02-2008, 18:00
Chelsea to Clare - "Please Get Over Yourself" haha
Mo to Charlie When Vivienne brought you home I thought: Christ, he is an even bigger porker than the last one. I can put you on a diet, let me do a Trinnie and Susannah on you. :lol: :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
26-02-2008, 17:58
Jane - Ian, what are you doing?
Ian - Im getting the taste of the wine
Jane - Well stop it will you, its disgusting :rotfl:
*-Rooney-*
26-02-2008, 18:03
Christian: Your supposed to spit
Ian : I like to swallow
Christian: Too many jokes.
Chris_2k11
21-03-2008, 01:11
Heather: I've really settled into Walford mummy, its a lovely place
Mother Trott: Lovely place? Its dog rough! :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
24-03-2008, 21:42
Tanya to Stacey: Max is in bed he's ill. What you don't believe me? Pop up, jump into bed with him it'll be like old times :rotfl:
BeckyLouise
31-03-2008, 18:27
Tanya to Stacey: Max is in bed he's ill. What you don't believe me? Pop up, jump into bed with him it'll be like old times :rotfl:
haha i was watching the omlibus the other day and this was on what a classic :) :cheer:
Lizzie Brookes
31-03-2008, 18:51
I thought this quote was funny;
"Get Lucy to shut up? Might as well ask the sun not to rise"
Steven to Jane
I really liked this one
"I know what dad's like. I don't need you to tell me. There are times when I'd have been well up for locking him in a little room. I've done some pretty out of the way stuff but I'd never do that, cos that's weird. Photos to make it look as though mum were back. I used to dream that that would happen. Locking dad up so we would all think he was dead, and Jane...You can see how it all sounds yeah..."
Lucy to Steven
that was really touching. They have a very close and lovely brother/sister relationship.
And finally this one:
"But you, what's wrong with you is that you're hurting. Thing's aren't working out. You have problems with your family. You want things to be different. Look, why don't you just forget family for a bit? Try mates instead?"
Stacey to Steven
I have family problems too - just not in the same way as Steven so I liked what Stacey said to him. It was really good advice.
Lizzie Brookes
31-03-2008, 18:54
Tanya to Stacey: Max is in bed he's ill. What you don't believe me? Pop up, jump into bed with him it'll be like old times :rotfl:
That's funny too.
Xx-Vicky-xX
01-04-2008, 11:46
Been watching some episodes from way back and i just had to laugh at this - spot the mistake....
Kat grabs her mobile
Kat: Right what's his mum's first name?
Lynne:What you doing?
Kat:Ringing direct re-enquiries
Lynne:No don't
Kat leaves the room to talk to Zoe & Lynne picks up to phone and dials a number
Lynne: Erm Marrion Hobbs - Brighton
*-Rooney-*
01-04-2008, 11:48
oh an obvious continuinity error (or whatever they call it lol) maybe hazel changed her name, jane did
Xx-Vicky-xX
01-04-2008, 11:51
oh an obvious continuinity error (or whatever they call it lol) maybe hazel changed her name, jane did
Possibly one way of explaining it yeah but i did find that rather amusing :lol:
*-Rooney-*
01-04-2008, 13:21
when they brought hazel in they obv forgot they mentioned garrys mums name previous tut tut
Chris_2k11
04-04-2008, 20:50
"Stupid fat old tart !!!"
:rotfl: haha just had to get it in!
On bench after Franks Will reading.
Speaking to each other:
Pat - Moody cow
Peggy - Old slapper
I think its so funny that after having a heart to heart they still manage to bicker with each other
On bench after Franks Will reading.
Speaking to each other:
Pat - Moody cow
Peggy - Old slapper
I think its so funny that after having a heart to heart they still manage to bicker with each other
I loved that one...
parkerman
27-04-2008, 16:38
Gus to Ronnie about Roxy, "You can't make her do what she doesn't want to do."
And Gus should know. He'd never do anything he didn't want to do, would he?:confused:
StarsOfCCTV
14-05-2008, 22:45
Christian: Roxy don't tell me you want it
Roxy: No...yes...oh I don't know, look I'm 30 years old. What have I got to show for it..a tattoo, liver damage.
Christian: Roxy if you want to think then God's sake think. If it's Sean it's the spawn of the devil. There's always entertainment value when it's head spins round.
Tamwar: It's not how you spell it
Zainab: Then why write it
Tamwar: What kind of an idiot doesn't know it's a W.
Zainab: GO TO SCHOOL!
They were brilliant quotes. THere was one the other night as well when Peggy said that Roxy had fainted and she said she didnt and peggys reply was ok theyou fell down and didnt move for a bit. I loved the sarcasm./
.:SpIcYsPy:.
21-05-2008, 19:35
Masood: Maybe we should hoover up the crumbs and make a cake!
:lol: LOOOL!
parkerman
01-06-2008, 17:48
One for us Eastenders old-timers:
Ricky: What do you take me for? Some sort of pilchard? :lol:
di marco
08-06-2008, 17:03
Ronnie: do you want another man like damien in your life, controlling you, telling you how to live, what to do?
Roxy: dont worry, your jobs safe!
di marco
08-06-2008, 17:10
Roxy: its alright for you innit, ill be sleep deprived and covered in sick!
Christian: No change there then!
Ronnie: do you want another man like damien in your life, controlling you, telling you how to live, what to do?
Roxy: dont worry, your jobs safe!
:lol: Lol thats sooo true
Chris_2k11
10-06-2008, 00:08
Brenda Boyle: Hello Mr Slater I'm Brenda Boyle. :)
Keith: I'll get a job!
Libby: We think he's got dyslexia.
Bianca: How much is that going to cost me?!
StarsOfCCTV
15-06-2008, 14:58
Christian: Lucy, when you start acting like an adult we'll start treating you like one. I can't believe I just said that.
Shirley: What do you like best about Britain.
Heather: George Michael.
Shirley: He's greek.
Christian: Oi..lover boy.. get some decent underwear! :lol:
oh an obvious continuinity error (or whatever they call it lol) maybe hazel changed her name, jane did
Possibly one way of explaining it yeah but i did find that rather amusing :lol:
Me too. She could have changed her name so that some of the men she's used then left have less chance of tracing her I suppose, especially if she started running off with their money or something.
Watching Brighton again; you're gonna wear the disc out at that rate :lol:
Zainab: This is the biggest Mickey Mouse operation I've ever come across! :lol:
Sore loser or what!
CrazyLea
23-06-2008, 21:11
Haha I liked it before the race, when Zainab was like "This is the silliest thing ever" "GO" "GO GO GO MAS" :p haha something like that anywho.
Haha I liked it before the race, when Zainab was like "This is the silliest thing ever" "GO" "GO GO GO MAS" :p haha something like that anywho.
:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That was sooo funny
I love Zainab when she shouted go Mas.
I also liked when she said to Jase, "I'll take that as a yes then!"
Although i thought the comment about the northeners! was a bit harsh.
parkerman
01-07-2008, 09:02
Jean: I didn't know our toaster was broken. :rotfl:
Lmao that reminded me of a Kat/Robbie conversation when the Slaters moved to the Square:
(Robbie is helping Kat lift a box, and the bottom of it splits and a load of toasters fall out all over the pavement.)
Robbie: That's a lot of toasters...
Kat: Yeah, we eat a lot of toast
StarsOfCCTV
01-07-2008, 19:46
Keith: I've made a big mistake Dawn
Dawn: You're going to have to be more specific
Heather: Why are you putting salt on that? It makes people thirsty
Chris_2k11
02-07-2008, 13:26
Lmao that reminded me of a Kat/Robbie conversation when the Slaters moved to the Square:
(Robbie is helping Kat lift a box, and the bottom of it splits and a load of toasters fall out all over the pavement.)
Robbie: That's a lot of toasters...
Kat: Yeah, we eat a lot of toasthaha i remember that!
Shirley: Which part of the human body can expand 10 times its original length
Jean: *jumps up and down* I KNOW THIS ONE I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! :rotfl:
Stacey: Well SIT down and WRITE it down then
Xx-Vicky-xX
04-07-2008, 18:22
Lmao that reminded me of a Kat/Robbie conversation when the Slaters moved to the Square:
(Robbie is helping Kat lift a box, and the bottom of it splits and a load of toasters fall out all over the pavement.)
Robbie: That's a lot of toasters...
Kat: Yeah, we eat a lot of toast
That is a fab quote i love that episode
oh an obvious continuinity error (or whatever they call it lol) maybe hazel changed her name, jane did
Possibly one way of explaining it yeah but i did find that rather amusing :lol:
Me too. She could have changed her name so that some of the men she's used then left have less chance of tracing her I suppose, especially if she started running off with their money or something.
Watching Brighton again; you're gonna wear the disc out at that rate :lol:
:lol: it's got Jamie in it what do you expect....its never out of my dvd player, well it is when i change to something else Jamie-fied but generally i dont take it out of the dvd player lol i am quite loving the bits with Jamie/Phil/Sharon at the moment he is rather fit hehe
.:SpIcYsPy:.
31-07-2008, 22:38
Lady: *Looks at Bradley* I take it your the groom..
Bradley: What me?! God no no no no....
*Looks to Roxy*
I just meant I'm unfortunatly not that lucky..
*Looks to Stacey*
Bradley: Oh no no no What I meant..
:lol: :rotfl: Poor Bradley..
xxOShelleyOxx
01-08-2008, 09:28
Sean to Phil - Phil did you get a haircut? :)
Something like that anyway.
Ronnie: You can't marry someone who is certificially insane!
Roxy: (To Sean) You haven't been certified have you?
(About Archie not being invited to Roxy and Sean's wedding.)
Ronnie: Maybe you'll get an invite to that...
Archie: Oh I think you'll be coming to my wedding first...
Something along those lines...
parkerman
04-08-2008, 10:35
Ronnie: You can't marry someone who is certificially insane!
Roxy: (To Sean) You haven't been certified have you?
The best line was the line following.
Ronnie: Not him, you!
That was a good one too. The whole wedding was hilarious.
Bad Wolf
04-08-2008, 22:39
loved it when christian called them white trash and sean a hunky bit of skank or something like that.....
samantha nixon
05-08-2008, 01:06
yh christian says - that is one handsome piece of skank you have just married
theres loads of lines i liked from the wedding lol
Ronnie - if you hurt her ill kill you
sean - ooh i love it when you talk dirty
ronnie - i love my sister and i suppose ive got to learn to love him aswell
parkerman
08-08-2008, 09:43
Sean: You don't say much, do you Tracy?
Sean: You don't say much, do you Tracy?
that was brilliant!!!
Sean: You don't say much, do you Tracy?
OMG!!! :rotfl: I wish I could see this episode
Sean: You don't say much, do you Tracy?
Finally, the viewers' thoughts written into the scripts.
Chris_2k11
09-08-2008, 20:25
Can we just quote the whole conversation haha! i reckon this is the first time shes spoke since the Den storyline when Sam knocked her out! "Police" :) :D ha!
Lets not forget her calling Sam's name and calling 'hello?' when she realised that someone had broken in... I don't think she actually has spoken since then. I would do the conversation but I haven't seen the episode.
Just found this on my youtube subscriptions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaSEW6NyoHE
"There'll be another one along in a minute." Ooo, Tracy's having a gossip.
"When they're out of short trousers I do." That told you, Sean.
Loved the Jack Branning bit.
I swear that's more lines there than she's ever had in the past.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
09-08-2008, 21:06
Sean: You don't say much, do you Tracy?
OMG!!! :rotfl: I wish I could see this episode
Who knows, it might be avaliable on YouTube LOL! :) x
----------------
Wow =| 7 mins later and Kim puts a clib up.. Ignore this :lol:
Chloe O'brien
09-08-2008, 22:43
Anyway I have a useless fact you might want to know. My sister's ex partner. His brother-in-law is Tracey's uncle :p
StarsOfCCTV
21-08-2008, 20:16
Ian: NO, I did not build this empire on the shoulders of slackers!
Tamwar: What's bleached meat?
Zainab: Just imagine Ian Beale in his swimming trunks.
parkerman
07-09-2008, 15:18
Phil: I knew you [Suzy] we're coming up to slip in to something, but I didn't think it'd be a coma!
Dawn: Get out Garry.
Garry: But it's my house.
Dawn: Just get out!
Peggy: What are you doing here
Stacey: Im just spying on your customers
Peggy: Oh thats alright then
(well I think that was peggys reply at least!) :lol:
SeanMichael
27-10-2008, 21:02
Phil to Sean as Sean was walking in Vic and Phil was walking out : "Don't you cause anymore trouble in 'ere".
Sean : "Did you get a haircut? It's lovey".
Phil : "You're lucky I'm late".
Sean to Phil - Phil did you get a haircut? :)
Something like that anyway.
Shirley : She'll have the goats cheese salad but without the salad and extra cheese
Shirley : have whatever you want Hev
Heather : can i have more than one?
Waitress : we charge by the slice its not a buffet
Shirley : what did you say?
Waitress : i said we charge by the slice, we need to save some for the other diners.
parkerman
26-12-2008, 08:57
Zainab: Merry Thursday!
Zainab: Merry Thursday!
that was so funny :rotfl:
but my fav this week had to be Aunt Sal talking about Jean "As mad as a box of frogs" :lol::lol::lol:
and 2nd fav:
Heather: "Billy you have somthing on your face"
Billy "What?"
Heather " Me!" and then she snogs him :rotfl:
Heather: "Billy you have somthing on your face"
Billy "What?"
Heather " Me!" and then she snogs him :rotfl:
:rotfl: Now that was funny!
StarsOfCCTV
26-12-2008, 13:23
Heather: "Billy you have somthing on your face"
Billy "What?"
Heather " Me!" and then she snogs him :rotfl:
:rotfl: Now that was funny!
I laughed so much at that! :lol: :lol:
Peggy: Now that's Jean, Shaun's mom
Aunt Sal: Mad as a box of frogs you say?
Peggy: I didn't say that!
Aunt Sal: we had one of those down our road, swore blind she was princess micheal of kent
Peggy: what happened to her?
Aunt Sal: Found her barking like a dog round the back of Co Op
LMAO!!!! :D :lol:
Peggy: Now that's Jean, Shaun's mom
Aunt Sal: Mad as a box of frogs you say?
Peggy: I didn't say that!
Aunt Sal: we had one of those down our road, swore blind she was princess micheal of kent
Peggy: what happened to her?
Aunt Sal: Found her barking like a dog round the back of Co Op
LMAO!!!! :D :lol:
hahaha that is a classic line!
x
Zainab: People say that I remind them of this Pauline woman, is that a complement?
Garry: Yeah.. she was very.. pilau
Or something like that :lol:
parkerman
30-12-2008, 12:18
Bradley: What are you doing with that sausage?
Max: Getting it dusted for prints. :lol:
Bradley: What are you doing with that sausage?
Max: Getting it dusted for prints. :lol:
:lol: I loved that last night
Chris_2k11
15-01-2009, 15:39
Peggy: Whats your boss called?!
Girl: Donald Duck!
haha
Peggy: Whats your boss called?!
Girl: Donald Duck!
haha
:lol: The writers seem to like using Donald Duck as a name; Alfie gave that name to the police once.
*-Rooney-*
17-01-2009, 03:51
Peggy: Whats your boss called?!
Girl: Donald Duck!
haha
:lol: The writers seem to like using Donald Duck as a name; Alfie gave that name to the police once.
yeah then there was jean phoning that guy she met at the speed dating or something
jean: hi its me minnie mouse
parkerman
04-03-2009, 06:10
Tamwar: Do you think Ian's going to fight Peggy on the beaches? :rotfl:
*-Rooney-*
10-03-2009, 20:00
Ronnie: I am not a prostitute, I cant speak for her (about Roxy)
choc-a-bloc
15-03-2009, 13:30
Two recent ones:
Ian, "Do I look as if I've come to sing?"
Tanya, "Well I'm not dressed as one of the village people..."
Ian, having learned that Tanya's spread word about his tattoo, "Right, that's it, she's fired!"
Jane, "We're not paying her Ian!"
:D
Ronnie: I didn't realise they did stilettos for 0-12 months! :lol:
StarsOfCCTV
31-03-2009, 00:06
Tiffany: Nutter
:lol:
Chris_2k11
02-04-2009, 21:49
Peggy: Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! :rotfl:
Peggy: Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! :rotfl:
I was waiting for the "of my pub" bit :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
10-07-2009, 15:23
Archie: 'Ello Peggy :cool:
lmao why is it always "ello" in EE
parkerman
19-07-2009, 15:50
Big Mo: I've been up before a few judges but I've never been one myself before. :lol:
Phil: I hope I can rely on your discretion, Trace.
I would say so, she doesn't talk anyway :lol:
And from the other day:
Janine: Keep the change, you can use it for future child maintenance.
Just been watching some episodes from earlier this year.
Pat: Amy's very quiet, is she sleeping?
Roxy: No I've left her on her own playing with a box of matches
Ronnie: What not chewing on a credit card? Like mother like daughter.
parkerman
16-08-2009, 17:00
Sorry, I couldn't resist this...
Jean: Sausage Surprise!
Ronnie_1
18-08-2009, 16:45
Ronnie and Ricky
"Affairs can be quite tricky cant they"
"What?Who said anything about an affair?"
"You did"
"I said did you fancy a fair, I wanted a cab not your body"
Lol classic :lol: :thumbsup: :cheer:
Chris_2k11
18-08-2009, 17:30
It was brill :lol:
Ronnie_1
18-08-2009, 17:33
I loved Rickys face when she went "Rickky"
and then after when she said I wanted a cab not ur body he was like "Wottt":lol:
madz_kidd
20-08-2009, 00:12
Probably one of my fav Zainab ones is
'There are no gay people in Pakistan'
DaVeyWaVey
14-09-2009, 14:29
I loved the lines that Bianca, Pat and Sam all had on Friday at the engagement party.
Sam "You ain't changed one bit Pat"
Pat "Neither have you" ... arrgh I don't remember the line exactly but it was so funny .. and then when Bianca called Sam a chav and they started fighting :lol:
If anyone knows the quotes, then please post them :D
Chris_2k11
14-09-2009, 14:32
I remember some line from Bianca in Pat's kitchen "he's over there, with her and her dodgy roots!" :D
madz_kidd
14-09-2009, 15:31
DaVeyWaVey the rest of pats was 'Neither have you, well lets put it this way you havent got any younger'
My fav ones the the party have to be bianca calling sam a 'You peroxide chav' then sam 'eh who you calling a chave, you're an ugly ginger mug, love' and Jay's 'when you dance do they wobble' I laughed at that for ages
StarsOfCCTV
19-11-2009, 22:12
Sam: I've got a dance competition to go to
Roxy: Why, why your not even going to win unless they put up a pole
:lol:
Zaa Zaa: I kissed a girl and I liked it
Shirley: Did she taste of cherry chapstick
Zaa Zaa: Where's Beth Ditto
:D hahaha quality
StarsOfCCTV
14-01-2010, 22:12
Zainab: Gambling is immoral. Profiting from someone's death is despicable. But they are very generous odds on Ronnie.
Roxy: Thank you Dad *looks up at the ceiling*
Ronnie: I don't know what your looking up there for!
Zainab: Gambling is immoral. Profiting from someone's death is despicable. But they are very generous odds on Ronnie.
Roxy: Thank you Dad *looks up at the ceiling*
Ronnie: I don't know what your looking up there for!
:lol: best quotes of the whole episode!!!
parkerman
15-01-2010, 17:34
Roxy: Thank you Dad *looks up at the ceiling*
Ronnie: I don't know what your looking up there for!
Yes, I laughed out loud at that one. :rotfl:
Roxy to Tracy "i think the most i've ever heard you say" :D hahahaha
Supergal x
04-04-2010, 18:05
Syed to tamwar : what are doing ??
Tamwar: just looking up sites
Syed: come on tam what's on the computor?
Zainab: pictures of girls ?
Tamwar No !!
Zainab: pictures of boys!! Ha Ha !!!! LMAO :rotfl:
parkerman
10-11-2010, 09:14
Stacey: What are you doing here?
Tamwar: Hoping to pull? :rotfl:
(for those of you who didn't see it, you had to be there at the time!)
Chris_2k11
14-11-2010, 14:35
Roxy about Amy: Aww here she is my little princess
Aunt Sal: All ready to watch her father marry her auntie :rotfl:
Thursdays ep was pure comedy :D loved it when Kat chucked the cake out the window! lol
sean slater
14-11-2010, 18:30
lol yeh trust aunt sal to say the most inappropriate things ever! i thought she would disappear when Peggy left clearly not.
Yeah go Kat! I dont blame her. I dont think it was right that Alfie made it seem like she was being irrational. Kat had every right to be mad at the fact that he gave all their wedding things to Roxy. It shows how much Kat has actually grown as a person that she finally came round to the idea and made a sacrifice for Ronnie, and actually apologised to Alfie!
sean slater
14-11-2010, 18:34
Yeh lol it was weird how when Zanaib and Masood questioned whether Tamwar might be gay they were quite rational about it and it was made into a joke, but when Syed revealed he was gay all that stuff happened. They must have done the Tamwar stuff for effect. This is in reply to the quote above with Zanaib, Masood and Tamwar, 'the computer incident lol'
I think a lot of Dot's quotes are funny, but I cant think off the top of my head. And Alfie he always cracks me up! always there to give some light relief no matter what is going on in his own life. Comedy gold.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
11-02-2011, 14:25
Kat: Alright, Camel ain't it?
Zainab: Kamil
:lol:
parkerman
12-02-2011, 09:29
Good night for quotes last night...
Zainab: What? Am I suddenly married to Ian Beale?" (after Mas put up his Masala Masood certificate on the wall)
Afia: "What are you going to do? Blind him into submission?" (re-Tamwar's tie)
Yusef: "Nice tie. Very Michael Buble" (Tamwar's tie again)
Dot: "If this happens one more time I'll have to tell Mr Olopopolous"
.:SpIcYsPy:.
11-05-2011, 15:37
Talking about Jack to Carol.
Roxy: "Yeah sorry Jack that you've just lost your baby. Here's one we made earlier." :lol: Reminded me of Blue Peter
A while ago now:
Kat (about Jean): What is she on?
Stacey: Lithium mainly.
parkerman
09-03-2013, 09:23
Michael: Father and son together at last.
Danguy27
11-03-2013, 22:18
Lola: Pops I need your help
Was watching some old episodes today. Think this is from the day of Sharon's hen night:
*Chrissie has gone round Sam's to tell her that she has told Sharon that Sam was the last person to see Den*
Chrissie: Didn't you hear the phone?
Sam: I might have heard something.
Chrissie: Well that something's called ringing, it generally means that someone is trying to get in touch with you.
Alfie (about Kirsty) - She can't even remember if she's pregnant or not.
Kat: I've got more chance of giving birth to Prince George's future wife than him winning enough money for a ticket to Australia.
Kat: Alfie's booking a hotel for a night of passion and you want me to turn up dressed as a Nun.
Aleks: The things women do to get men to sleep with them...
Bianca: What?
Aleks: Why else do you turn yourself orange, road safety?
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