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feelingyellow
07-02-2006, 19:46
The Dot phrase is so true, yet it just doesn't seem like something Dot would say! :lol:
I cant remember what episdoe it was from but...
Stacey: how many v's in bovvered!
Someone actually asked me that lol :p
x Amby x
07-02-2006, 21:30
i thort it was funny on tonights one after Bradley is describing Lady Penelope:
Stacey: Bradley, She aint real shes a puppet!
littlemo
07-02-2006, 22:54
i thort it was funny on tonights one after Bradley is describing Lady Penelope:
Stacey: Bradley, She aint real shes a puppet!
Yes. It's funny. You don't really hear characters talking about films or tv programmes, but lately there's been Bradley with his hobbies and Honey with the whole bond girl thing.
x Amby x
13-02-2006, 20:54
Tonights episode was great! lol i loved Staceys quote
"I'd rather snog Ian Beale"
x Amby x
13-02-2006, 20:55
and also when she went round The Brannings for dinner:
"Oh didnt Bradley tell you i was on a diet, i aint hungry"
Chris_2k11
13-02-2006, 20:57
Stacey: 'Oh come on Bradley! What are you? A man or a mouse!?'
Bradley: 'Cheese Sandwich when you're ready please!'
:lol: :lol:
i loved lucy yeterday talking to jane about Ian when he was on the phone.
Lucy - Hes up to something
Jane - How do you know
Lucy - Hes breathing.
Yolande: Have you been sleeping with my husband!?
Pat: I cant remember us doing much sleeping...
Bradley: I dont want anything to do with you again...
Stacey: Bovered!? (Fitting seen as catherine tates mate was guest starring)
littlemo
17-02-2006, 23:20
Yolande: Have you been sleeping with my husband!?
Pat: I cant remember us doing much sleeping...
Bradley: I dont want anything to do with you again...
Stacey: Bovered!? (Fitting seen as catherine tates mate was guest starring)
Who was Catherine tate's mate? I have been told but I can't remember.
It's clear Bradley and Stacey are worlds apart in what you should and shouldn't do. He doesn't like making a scene or showing himself up, but Stacey feels things have to be said. I was sort of in between them both tonight, on the one hand Stacey was trying to be a friend to Yolande and be straight with her, but there was a better place for it to be said than in the Vic. I did think though that Bradley overeacted a bit and I think he should realise that Stacey was trying to be kind to Yolande in her own special way.
Who was Catherine tate's mate? I have been told but I can't remember.
It's clear Bradley and Stacey are worlds apart in what you should and shouldn't do. He doesn't like making a scene or showing himself up, but Stacey feels things have to be said. I was sort of in between them both tonight, on the one hand Stacey was trying to be a friend to Yolande and be straight with her, but there was a better place for it to be said than in the Vic. I did think though that Bradley overeacted a bit and I think he should realise that Stacey was trying to be kind to Yolande in her own special way.
Joe's daughter was played by the actress who is Lauren's "Am I Bovered" companion on the Catherine Tate Show
x Amby x
19-02-2006, 15:31
Yolande: Have you been sleeping with my husband!?
Pat: I cant remember us doing much sleeping...
Bradley: I dont want anything to do with you again...
Stacey: Bovered!? (Fitting seen as catherine tates mate was guest starring)
these quotes were funny! im always sayin 'bovered!' around the house lol, my mum says i act like Stacey :searchme: i dont know why lol! xxxx
x Amby x
19-02-2006, 17:02
Deano: Im a teenager, what with all the pressure and hormones...
Kevin: Oh Shut Up you tart!
Peggy: Im sure Deano said his father was dead?
Honey: Well hes looking good.
(After Pat and Kevin are fighting about what to do with Deano)
Deano: You know im feeling very unloved at the moment!
Dot: STOP
She runs and stands in front of the taxi :lol:
Angeltigger
21-02-2006, 22:19
Keven to the Men:
when i was a little boy i used to get bullied if my jumpter was too small- and now they sell them that way:rotfl: :lol:
Deano: You're sitting in your pants stroking a naked cherib, i think pride went out of the window long ago.
Chris_2k11
23-02-2006, 19:57
Minty to Garry: 'Why do you always have to show me up?' :ninja: :D
littlemo
23-02-2006, 20:20
Minty to Garry: 'Why do you always have to show me up?' :ninja: :D
Yes that was funny!
Bradley was definetely the highlight in tonight's episode, great!
Richie_lecturer
24-02-2006, 14:41
Minty to Garry: 'Why do you always have to show me up?' :ninja: :D
Is that a reference to Gary Hobb's acting abilities? If so Minty's wrong. Neither cut the mustard. :thumbsdow
I can't remember the exact words, but Rosie's line before she chucked Keith out. And also Rosie's line about him using a hairbrush :rotfl:
Angeltigger
25-02-2006, 17:33
The one with the hairbrush was brush you hair and go back to the job centre or something alone those lines
Chris_2k11
28-02-2006, 22:20
Billy: 'Pancakes! Honey loves pancakes! She'll be well chuffed!'
Please don't tell me Honey & Billy have spent their small amount of time getting to know each other, talking about 'pancakes' :ninja: :rolleyes:
*-Rooney-*
28-02-2006, 22:26
its a wonder they even know that much i think billy sees little mo in her without realising it himself
Angeltigger
28-02-2006, 22:30
Yeah i am sure that pancakes is not what Honey and Billy has only talked about- i sure Eastender just put it in
x Amby x
01-03-2006, 17:27
Stacey (To Demi): Thats it turn on the waterworks!
littlemo
01-03-2006, 18:29
Stacey (To Demi): Thats it turn on the waterworks!
Yes she was so great! You don't want to imagine what would happen if somebody actually did make a move on Bradley, there would be bloodshed! lol.
shannisrules
01-03-2006, 18:32
Stacey (To Demi): Thats it turn on the waterworks!
it did actually look like she was about to cry , seeing demi and stacy in a scene together made me realise the age difference even though theres not that much between them stacy sees much older than her
parkerman
02-03-2006, 20:04
Stacey: Where are you living now?
Ruby: Essex.
*cinderella*
02-03-2006, 20:21
Go essex. Essex girls rock! :p
littlemo
02-03-2006, 20:47
Gus: She'd have you on toast
Bradley: I think i'd like to be on toast.
Don't think I've got the wording quite right there, but I found it really great! Bradley is so sexy.
the_watts_rule
03-03-2006, 08:03
Stacey: At least stay for a cup of tea.
Ruby: Dad will be waiting.
Stacey Or stay for a coffee please.
Ruby: Tea will be fine.
Not sure if i got the wording exact but close enough.
Jake: I get molasted by a teeny bopper, attacked by the ginger ninja, I only came out for a pint!
Angeldelight
04-03-2006, 18:57
Jake: I get molasted by a teeny bopper, attacked by the ginger ninja, I only came out for a pint!
hehehehe :rotfl: i absolutley loved that quote, he has some great one liners
Jake: I get molasted by a teeny bopper, attacked by the ginger ninja, I only came out for a pint!
:lol: Loved that and ....
Jake :'I've had my fair share of physco women, and i ain't dennis'
Chrissie :lol: and too right you ain't :p
bless Jake but he comes a good second
littlemo
04-03-2006, 21:17
Jake :'I've had my fair share of physco women, and i ain't dennis'
Chrissie :lol: and too right you ain't :p
What did he mean? 'I ain't Dennis'. Was he trying to show he wasn't soft? it wasn't a very nice thing to say.
BlackKat
04-03-2006, 21:33
What did he mean? 'I ain't Dennis'. Was he trying to show he wasn't soft?
I think he meant that while Dennis would have been sympathetic to Stacey's problems, he wasn't. Not that Dennis was soft in general, or that Jake isn't -- just that he wasn't going to be "soft" to Stacey like Dennis would have been.
Chris_2k11
05-03-2006, 16:19
Stacey: At least stay for a cup of tea.
Ruby: Dad will be waiting.
Stacey Or stay for a coffee please.
Ruby: Tea will be fine.
Not sure if i got the wording exact but close enough.Omg that is so weird! I just starting reading this thread and i've got the EastEnders omnibus on and as soon as I started reading this quote they both came on and said it! :eek:
Literally exactly the same time as I was reading it! :eek: :o
Chris_2k11
05-03-2006, 16:31
Peggy to Billy: 'You want a korma, you ave a korma!'
It reminded me of a Little Britain scene between Sebastian & the Prime minister, when Sebastian said 'You want a biscuit, you ave a biscuit!' haha :D
littlemo
05-03-2006, 23:21
I could just recite all of Bradley's lines, because I think they are all brilliant. But there's just too many of them, so I won't. He's just great!
x Amby x
06-03-2006, 17:03
Peggy to Billy: 'You want a korma, you ave a korma!'
It reminded me of a Little Britain scene between Sebastian & the Prime minister, when Sebastian said 'You want a biscuit, you ave a biscuit!' haha :D
yeah i agree, it was funny, Peggys like a mum to Billy.
Chris_2k11
06-03-2006, 17:09
I'd seen a clip of this scene before between Den & Angie when they were fighting years ago, and noticed it hasn't been mentioned yet in here...
Angie: *chucks plate at Den but it hits the wall*
Den: 'Careful Ange, that could have hit me!'
Quite a good one I thought. :D
I'd seen a clip of this scene before between Den & Angie when they were fighting years ago, and noticed it hasn't been mentioned yet in here...
Angie: *chucks plate at Den but it hits the wall*
Den: 'Careful Ange, that could have hit me!'
Quite a good one I thought. :D
that was a fantastic scene. I love den and angie as a couple. the best in my opinion that ee has ever had
and also the "merry christmas Ange" line when he handed her the divorce papers on christmas day.
Richie_lecturer
06-03-2006, 17:31
that was a fantastic scene. I love den and angie as a couple. the best in my opinion that ee has ever had
Without competition, of course. :)
Yes it was also a great scene.
megan999
06-03-2006, 18:36
Bradley: "I'm mad about you, Stace" :wub: :wub:
littlemo
06-03-2006, 19:05
Bradley: "I'm mad about you, Stace" :wub: :wub:
I know! I'm still thinking about it now. I taped that episode, so i've been watching it over and over again, it was just amazing.
x Amby x
06-03-2006, 19:43
When Kat and Alfie left
Kat: Why did you come back?
Alfie: I forgot something
Kat: Its must have been important?
Alfie: The most important thing in the whole wide world. :wub: :wub:
Ive taped the xmas episode when Kat and Alfie left, i watch it over and over again, this bit always makes me cry.
x Amby x
06-03-2006, 19:44
Also this one:
Alfie: Lets go Mrs Moon!
I liked the bit in last night's episode:
Dot: All these years as friends, where do your loyalties lie?
Pauline: With my husband!
And also tonight:
Pauline: That woman is not to come in here again. Trollop.
Pauline: You treat my house like some kind of knocking shop!
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:35
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:35
Kat: Coq A Vin... I thought that was sex in a Lorry.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:36
Ian Beale: I'll be back.
Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:37
Lucy Beale: [about Ian and Jane] So do you think they've gone all the way?
Stacey Slater: I think they've gone all the way, turned round and come back again!
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:38
Chrissie Watts: You know something, Gail? You remind me of two girls I used to know.
Gail: [happy] Really? What - mates of yours?
Chrissie Watts: Yeah ... they were called Sam and Zoe. And they were thick!
(by the way, i got all these off imdb, sorry if some of them are repeated)
Joe: Bert and Mo were only having a bit of fun.
Pauline: What? Turning my living room into a knocking shop! Hillarious!
Libby.x.
12-03-2006, 15:18
Who thinks eastenders is gettin a bit rubbish??????????????????????????????? lyk the story linez n all dat
Who thinks eastenders is gettin a bit rubbish??????????????????????????????? lyk the story linez n all dat
wish you would go away, your posts are really annoying me!
you could at least try to post in the right section
di marco
12-03-2006, 15:23
wish you would go away, your posts are really annoying me!
you could at least try to post in the right section
thats what i thought debs! im trying really hard to ignore her, but its difficult!
i know seeing as she is everywhere at the mo she is very hard to ignore!!!!
di marco
12-03-2006, 15:27
i know seeing as she is everywhere at the mo she is very hard to ignore!!!!
i know and now weve ended up going off topic too! :angry: sorry mods
x Amby x
12-03-2006, 16:28
yeah 'Libby' is very irritating, posting unnecessary things in threads.
shannisrules
12-03-2006, 17:09
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
i remember that episode it was funny i love the way they bring belinda in evry now and then when its either a slaters hen night or a slaters palava
x Amby x
14-03-2006, 14:17
yeah i like the way Belinda is so different from the rest of her sisters! lol
Keith: China........ BANK, BANK, BANK YOU PLANK!
Mickey: You should go on the weakest link, Dad.
Keith: It'd help pay for the wedding.
Mickey: There's probably a huge wating list to get on shows like that.
Keith: No rush.
littlemo
14-03-2006, 21:20
Keith: China........ BANK, BANK, BANK YOU PLANK!
Mickey: You should go on the weakest link, Dad.
Keith: It'd help pay for the wedding.
Mickey: There's probably a huge wating list to get on shows like that.
Keith: No rush.
Yeah. Who was saying the other day about having more reality in soaps? You can't get more real than a family sitting down to watch the Weakest Link. It's what mine do most days. It was like deja vu! lol.
shannisrules
14-03-2006, 21:21
that one was good
bert:wheres the piccallili
martin: top cupboard
bert: no thats pickle i want piccallili
why is he so obssesed with piccallili he mentioned it yesterday and today
That was funny although it began to annoy me when he started going on about mustard and various others.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
16-03-2006, 21:30
Pauline: I'll go and sort out that bitch!
:rotfl: Aimed at Sonia..
littlemo
16-03-2006, 21:40
Big Mo (to Bradley about Stacey)
'She needs a right good seeing to'.
That made me laugh a bit because it is the last thing you'd expect your nan to say about you. I can't imagine what Bradley must have thought! lol. Like I could one day be related to this lot! lol.
Was waching old eppis last night ...
Dennis : Most murderers are driven by the heart not the wallet (to chrissie)
Pauline: If looks could strip he'd be stark naked everythime he got within 5 yards of her (to pat about jake and chrissie)
megan999
19-03-2006, 18:27
On Friday, Dawn to Rosie: "You'll be going up the aisle in a zimmer frame" :rotfl:
Stacey: Go up Kings' Cross, I'm sure they will accomodate you.
emma_strange
21-03-2006, 19:46
Loved the lines in todays ep, especially Honey and Billy's!
Chris_2k11
21-03-2006, 19:56
Dawn: Now ey! This is a family pub!
Yeah right! :rotfl: :rolleyes:
x Amby x
21-03-2006, 20:04
Jack: We're having a suprise party in the vic for Peggy
Honey: Oh thats a great idea, ill go and tell her!
shannisrules
21-03-2006, 20:06
Jack: We're having a suprise party in the vic for Peggy
Honey: Oh thats a great idea, ill go and tell her!
you beat me too it i was gonna post that one lol also this one
honey looks at baby mobile which has just been made
honey:is it vintage?
x Amby x
21-03-2006, 20:07
yeah that one was funny too! lol I love Honey, the lines she comes out with are so funny!
twinkle_eyes83
22-03-2006, 07:50
Jack: We're having a suprise party in the vic for Peggy
Honey: Oh thats a great idea, ill go and tell her!
:rotfl: :rotfl: that one was really good
i don't know if this been posted but i like the one where dennis finds out about zoe and den and slaps zoe after she says- 'i could give you a baby summin that sharon could never give you!' then turns to den and goes 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
dennis - 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
Den- 'LIKE A BABY'
feelingyellow
22-03-2006, 15:57
i don't know if this been posted but i like the one where dennis finds out about zoe and den and slaps zoe after she says- 'i could give you a baby summin that sharon could never give you!' then turns to den and goes 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
dennis - 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
Den- 'LIKE A BABY'
Lmao! I loved that one! Den was so evil lol :p One of his best imo :D
Chris_2k11
24-03-2006, 20:57
Bert: You see i'm not crafty and sly like you cockerneys!
:lol:
shannisrules
24-03-2006, 21:10
grant: hello bruv.......how are you?
typical mitchell entrance style hello mum/bruv etc
Lmao! I loved that one! Den was so evil lol :p One of his best imo :D
There was a similar one when Den was kicking the Moons out of the Vic.
Alfie: How do you sleep at night?
Den: I'm sure I'll manage - once I've changed the sheets!
Alfie: What's your name again?
Keith: Keith.
Alfie: Keith, do you see a nappy?
Keith: Eh?
Alfie: No because I wasn't born yesterday!
x Amby x
25-03-2006, 15:38
After Jack gives Billy and Honey a Grand to buy stuff for the baby!
Jack: Well they don't call it a Grand-father for nothing
Honey: Is that really why they call it that?
Lmao i cracked up!
*-Rooney-*
25-03-2006, 15:52
yeah that was hilarious
makes you wonder if anyone can really be that daft eh
You proabley couldn't be but then she does seem it.
parkerman
26-03-2006, 17:06
Yolande: You're not what I'm looking for.
Kevin: None taken!
After Jack gives Billy and Honey a Grand to buy stuff for the baby!
Jack: Well they don't call it a Grand-father for nothing
Honey: Is that really why they call it that?
Lmao i cracked up!
:lol: Loved that line! Honey cracks me up!
Chris_2k11
27-03-2006, 20:07
Tracy: "Fine thanks"
:cheer: :cheer:
shannisrules
27-03-2006, 20:10
phil: do you not trust me driving
grant: gives phil a funny look
cant remember the year but i think they were reffering to the lake crash when phil drove into the river
Richie_lecturer
27-03-2006, 21:07
Tracy: "Fine thanks"
:cheer: :cheer:
She gets her first words for ages. :cheer:
Now it's Winston's turn...
It has to be
*guy in cafe* Oh look "Right said Fred" have reformed
*-Rooney-*
27-03-2006, 22:35
Tracy: "Fine thanks"
:cheer: :cheer:
she got a line im amazed well if you could actually even call it a line
parkerman
28-03-2006, 09:34
Now it's Winston's turn...
We can hope... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Kevin: Last night she had me in my undies and this morning, she's practically shoving her knockers straight in my face!
Angeldelight
28-03-2006, 19:11
lol i loved the Kevin one...
bout Sharon
Grant: she must be 6 months feeling the baby move around inside her
Phil:yeh she said she could
:wub: :wub: :wub:
First line of todays episode, when Phil and Grant were at Jonny's house....
Phil: Hey look. Its like the Big Brother house.
:rotfl: That made me laugh for some reason.
x Amby x
28-03-2006, 19:51
Phil: I popped by that night
Johnny: And you left me there?
Phil: You looked comfy!
Johnny: i could have died!
Chris_2k11
28-03-2006, 19:57
Johnny: Ohhh Phillipppp! You big fat liarrr! :ninja:
:lol:That one made me laugh! It sounded like something Marjorie Dawes would say! :rotfl:
Phil: I popped by that night
Johnny: And you left me there?
Phil: You looked comfy!
Johnny: i could have died!
Johnny said he was dying not that he could have died. I was half expecting Phil to come out with something sarky in reply!
Kat: It's uncomfortable, and it can't look good on Lynne can it? Me living under the same roof as the tart her husband knocked up!
Later.....
Laura: Here you go, take it, then I'll go and clear out my room.
Anthony: We don't want you to leave.
Laura: I've been thinking about leaving. You see, I feel uncomfortable living under the same roof as the tart whose brother-in-law knocked me up.
Richie_lecturer
28-03-2006, 21:25
Ruby: Do you want some scones?
Angeldelight
30-03-2006, 16:01
Grant- what we doing here?
Phil- confronting my deamons
Johnny- what's this alcoholic solidarity?
Phil- let's hug
Phil- he gave you a lifeline and you used it to end his :crying: :angry: :crying:
Johnny- ... it's johnny's fault he made the call
Johnny- i made that call, i hold my hands up
Johnny- Phillip you big fat liar!
the best line of tuesday eppy:
Phil- if i can't get justice one way i'll get it another! :cheer:
I liked Danny's one in tonights' episode which went something like:
'Oh look the eggheads'.
littlemo
30-03-2006, 22:59
I can't remember what was actually said, but when Phil was making fun of Grant's life in America. He was asking what his local beach was called, and he said the Copacabana, and then he started singing! It really made me laugh.
Chris_2k11
31-03-2006, 20:22
Johnny: This is my world!
Ruby: This is not your world, this is THE world! :)
:rolleyes:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
31-03-2006, 20:49
I like Danny's childish lines.. that's not really nice you know.. or something like that :p
Danny after he knocked Jake out - You've hurt my feelings don't like you no more
*-Rooney-*
01-04-2006, 01:48
phil and johnny locked in the office rubby just came out.
grant (to ruby) : dont worry
ruby (to grant) : im not do you fancy a scone
i dont know about any one else but i found that quite funny
I liked it when we saw the transformation in grant after the truth was spilt about phil paying juley to sleep with ruby he showed histrue maternal instincts, and he seemed to get on with ruby well and treat her like an adult.
he wsnt happy though when he heard about phil/juley/ruby because when he was confronting phil about it he used the fact that ruby wasnt that much older than his own daughter courtney and for grant to use his daughters name in any of the business him and phil get up to takes a lot because grant actually has turned out to be a good dad
*-Rooney-*
01-04-2006, 01:56
another partr of this weeks which can i say i found disturbing was when danny drugged ruby then lay and cosied into her, if jake didnt appear would danny have done something to her , that is something we will never know, the question is how often has this happened , has anything happened, and if this is johnnys idea of looking after his daughter then he is sadly mistaken and very dillusionial.
I think ruby played a good part even though i know most people out there would disagree with me
i am just looking forward to seeing ruby and stacy again friends forever
x Amby x
03-04-2006, 20:43
Ruby: But i was a real bitch to you last time we saw each other
Stacey: Don't worry about it, i'm a bitch most of the time!
littlemo
03-04-2006, 21:11
Deano (about Stacey): Are you sure she's not seeing someone else?
Bradley: No Stacey wouldn't cheat on me, and she wouldn't lie, it's not in her character.
'Not in her character', to lie! Is he mad! lol.
Chrissie: what and you want to marry me? What like thats going to make it all alright. Quick service in the prison chapel, and that's going to make it better, there there, for richer for poorer, for sickness and inside, your bride chained to a srew, oh thas lovely, and where do you wanna go for you honeymoon darling Alka-Bloody-Traz
Chrissie: You know what gail, you relaly remind me of some girls i used to know.
Gail: Yeh?Mates of yours?
Chrissie: Sam and zoe, and i thought they were thick until i met you
Gail: Up yours lady, you aren't that bleeding special
Prisoner Officer: calm down Christine
Chrissie (to other prisoners): You thieving bitches
^Made me laugh!
Chrissie: I can still see my visitors can't i?
Officer: Its not their fault you've been a scrappy mare
^ Its just sounds unlike chrissie :p
Chrissie: Did you know i used to be a hairdresser?
^^She said it, and it sounded like she'd finally cracked
x Amby x
04-04-2006, 14:41
Chrissie: You know what gail, you relaly remind me of some girls i used to know.
Gail: Yeh?Mates of yours?
Chrissie: Sam and zoe, and i thought they were thick until i met you
Gail: Up yours lady, you aren't that bleeding special
I liked this one, i thought that Gail girl was really good, it was Kimberley from Girls Aloud's sister! Chrissie always had a way with her words!
Chrissie always had a way with her words!
*nods head in agreement* Yeh Queen of One Liners is our Chrissie! :p
*nods head in agreement* Yeh Queen of One Liners is our Chrissie! :p
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
you can't get out of SBBB mode can you?
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
you can't get out of SBBB mode can you?
*whistles* Of course i can *walks over to fridge and gets out juice* :lol:
lmao yeah Chrissie did always have a way with words espicially when she was in prison and around the time of Den's death.
x Amby x
04-04-2006, 19:51
Martin: Run along to the suprise party your girlfriends planned you, Oh sorry was i not supposed to say anything?
x Amby x
04-04-2006, 19:53
Mickey (To Garry): Oi Oi Sexy, that was a tenner well spent!
Chris_2k11
04-04-2006, 19:54
*I predict a riot, I predict a riot!*
Dot: Oooh I say! I think it will be just the one! :ninja:
:D
littlemo
04-04-2006, 20:13
Martin: Run along to the suprise party your girlfriends planned you, Oh sorry was i not supposed to say anything?
Yeah! Ah I feel sorry for Martin! He's really not having a good time of it at the moment.
*nods head in agreement* Yeh Queen of One Liners is our Chrissie! :p
I miss Chrissie :crying: Bring her back her one liners were golden The Queen of the Queen Vic as well as the one liners feeling sad now gonna go all memory lane on you
Chrissie- I may not be the first woman in your life but I'm certainly the last (Who said romance was dead)
Ohhh talking of Den My fave one was when he was dug up was
Copper - Samantha Mitchell I'm arresting you on suspicion of criminal damage, assault and wrongful imprisonment....*Sees Den's Foot*....there will probably be other charges you might want to call your solicitor
Sam- no no i don't trust lawyers
Stroking Den's foot
Sam- hello Den
Ian- yeah nice one Sam we're trying to have a wedding here I mena you could have picked another day to have a mental breakdown
Dennis :heart: - my wife is evil....my wife
Sharon- we did it
Dennis :heart: - yeah we did....I bloody love you Mrs Rickman :crying:
Sharon- I love you too
New Years Eve
Dennis- we did it :crying: :crying: :crying:
Billy - She started it!
Peggy - She's nine years old you clown:p
I loved that one it was brilliant:p
I miss Chrissie :crying: Bring her back her one liners were golden The Queen of the Queen Vic as well as the one liners feeling sad now gonna go all memory lane on you
Copper - Samantha Mitchell I'm arresting you on suspicion of criminal damage, assault and wrongful imprisonment....*Sees Den's Foot*....there will probably be other charges you might want to call your solicitor
Sam- no no i don't trust lawyers
:lol: love that sam one, i am going to add now to the memories!
Jake- I could just see you as lady Godiva
Chrissie- Behave I was asking Mo anyway
Jake- what do you think Mo, her riding on the back of a horse?
Chrissie- now if I rode on the back of a horse, as lady Godiva, it wouldn’t leave much to the imagination
Jake- that’s fine because I don’t have much imagination
Chrissie about Sam- what’s her problem?
Den- no brain
Chrissie- that’s a shame cus you would’ve seen the Queen Vic landlady in her full glory
Jake- maybe I could get a sneak preview
Chrissie- nah, cus that would spoil it for all the other real men
Jake: Any chance of me getting a look round your pyramid later?
Chrissie: No sorry, pyramid's shut i'm afraid.
Jake- been bathing in ass's milk
Chrissie- if I need an ass to milk your top of my list
Den- which key is it?
Dot- I’m not telling you
Den- oh that’s mature
Dot- scared Den?
Den- scared, I’m terrified to be around Chrissie with kitchen utensils
Den- what have I got to lose?
Chrissie- go and get the bread knife and I’ll show ya
Dennis: Alfie! Make it a large one he's paying.
Den: Oh don't mind me help yourself, you help yourself to everything else. Why don't you go mad while your up there 'ave a bag of nuts an'all
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
Chrissie to Den: "All you have done since you have come back is put your hands in your pocket, sigh and look up at the ceiling."
CHRISSIE:why did u call me
DEN: THE SAMARATONS WERE ENGAGED
CHRISSIE: Mo, what did Alfie do for St. George's Day last year? Everyone says it was brilliant but no one can remember it....
JAKE: Great party then.
Chrissie to den: If you ever betray me again den, I’ll kill you
Den:Ok
Chrissie: no I mean it I’ll kill you
Den: Ok, alright I get it,
Chrissie:good
Den:Now do I get my kiss hello
Chrissie: hello, *kiss*
^^ Well no one can say she didn't warn him!
Phil: Mum, even Grant ain't stupid enough to hit Johnny Allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: Alright, I'm sorry, shouldn't have said that. He is stupid enough, but I won't let him.
Grant: Oh lovely, I travel half way around the world to help you out and now and I'm stupid.
Phil:No, you were stupid before you left.
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
Stacey: You know that Sharon? Is she a lesbian?
Mo: Sharon Watts? A lesbian?
Stacey: Well you know, she hasn't got a husband or anything, not even a boyfriend!! And at her age.....
Mo: If Sharon Watts is a lesbian, the Pope's a bleedin' Rastafarian!! She's had more men than you've had Christmas dinners!!!
Ohh gone slightly OTT there sorry guys! :p x
x Amby x
05-04-2006, 10:35
:lol: love that sam one, i am going to add now to the memories!
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
Stacey: You know that Sharon? Is she a lesbian?
Mo: Sharon Watts? A lesbian?
Stacey: Well you know, she hasn't got a husband or anything, not even a boyfriend!! And at her age.....
Mo: If Sharon Watts is a lesbian, the Pope's a bleedin' Rastafarian!! She's had more men than you've had Christmas dinners!!!
Ohh gone slightly OTT there sorry guys! :p x
i loved these 2! especially the Chrissie and Den one! And Stacey's always comming up with classic lines too!
Xx-Vicky-xX
05-04-2006, 10:38
Phil: Mum, even Grant ain't stupid enough to hit Johnny Allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: Alright, I'm sorry, shouldn't have said that. He is stupid enough, but I won't let him.
Grant: Oh lovely, I travel half way around the world to help you out and now and I'm stupid.
Phil:No, you were stupid before you left.
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
I love both of them lol they are fab...two of my top episodes they really are lol but you have to admit when the Mitchell's returned that time around they were quite funny me and Emz loved them lol...shame i was cold wet tired and had a headache that day though
Alll me memeories are back love the Jakissie ones *big sniff and sob* and Den's one liners were classic even if the dodery old git was past it and your right Layne she did warn him
Alll me memeories are back love the Jakissie ones *big sniff and sob* and Den's one liners were classic even if the dodery old git was past it and your right Layne she did warn him
So not only was it not her fault but she even gave him a warning, right let that lady out of prison! :p
Xx-Vicky-xX
06-04-2006, 10:23
So not only was it not her fault but she even gave him a warning, right let that lady out of prison! :p
Dont even think about it the last person you brought back turned into a physco
Dont even think about it the last person you brought back turned into a physco
We've had this conversation! I technically didn't bring him back, and shhhhhh :p
Xx-Vicky-xX
06-04-2006, 10:30
We've had this conversation! I technically didn't bring him back, and shhhhhh :p
Well there is a topic on here that suggests otherwize
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 19:50
Darren: Oi I won you lost
Deano: Yeah and im talking so shhhh!
i quite liked this one! lol
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 20:31
As much as i hate Sonia, this made me laugh actually!
Sonia: Round 2 Pauline and you just lost!
littlemo
06-04-2006, 22:26
Big Mo: Your just jealous
Stacey: Of Bert?! Oh yeah, he's gorgeous.
It's just the way Stacey said it, it still makes me laugh now!
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 22:36
Big Mo: Your just jealous
Stacey: Of Bert?! Oh yeah, he's gorgeous.
It's just the way Stacey said it, it still makes me laugh now!
haha yeah this one was a crack up! lol i love the way Staceys so sarcastic!
littlemo
06-04-2006, 22:38
haha yeah this one was a crack up! lol i love the way Staceys so sarcastic!
Yeah me too! lol. She's just so great!
Sonia: Grandad...
Jim: Don't you ever call me that again.
Chris_2k11
06-04-2006, 23:17
Bert: Ey Rebecca, i'll show you a magic trick next time where I make a pint disappear. :cool:
Dot: How about making you disappear! :rolleyes:
:lol:
Richie_lecturer
06-04-2006, 23:42
Wise wordd once more from Dot Branning. I bet June Brown thought the same.
Xx-Vicky-xX
07-04-2006, 07:17
Sonia: Grandad...
Jim: Don't you ever call me that again.
I loved that and Jim's entire speech
littlemo
07-04-2006, 21:47
At the dinner table tonight.
Stacey: You are my number one Ruby.
Bradley: Charming
Stacey: Shut up and eat you. lol.
Classic!
Dawn: Naked.....I may aswell advertise myself as a prostitute!
Honey: I'll set my Billy on you!
Richie_lecturer
07-04-2006, 23:40
What was that scene all about Kim?
Which part? They are from different scenes.
Chris_2k11
07-04-2006, 23:53
Gus: So what you having then?
Honey: Dunno yet, it's definitely gonna be a boy or a girl though!
I think we'd established that Honey :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Gus: So what you having then?
Honey: Dunno yet, it's definitely gonna be a boy or a girl though!
I think we'd established that Honey :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Also, when she said 'That's my baby', clutching her scan photo in her hand and then said that it wasn't her real baby, just a photo.
i_luv_dennis
08-04-2006, 09:57
what honey says is really funny
x Amby x
08-04-2006, 10:19
Honey: Cheeeeeeese, thats what you say when your a model eh? Cheeeeeeese
Gus: Oh rite yeh Cheese!
I bet Gus thought, right ok moving on! lol
Ye i know i was like what the hell are you on about i bet Gus couldn't wait to get out of there!
littlemo
08-04-2006, 14:46
Ye i know i was like what the hell are you on about i bet Gus couldn't wait to get out of there!
lol. Yeah she's not quite all there is she?! She's worse than Little Mo. It must be the kind of woman Billy likes.
Angeldelight
08-04-2006, 15:56
Jim- One minute she was married the next with a girl, she'll have a sex change by the weekend.
Angeldelight
08-04-2006, 15:58
Darren- Sorry but i have Junior. vroom vroom
Honey- I may not be violent person but i'll set my Billy on to you
x Amby x
09-04-2006, 16:09
Just watching the omnibus now and these ones made me laugh
Deano: He can't sell cars, hes just a Rugrat!
Kevin(To Darren): Oi sorry mate we don't sell go-karts here
x Amby x
09-04-2006, 16:09
Deano: Kevs Kuality Kars, all spelt with 'K's
emma_strange
09-04-2006, 16:40
Pauline- I think i almost respect him now!
Stacey: No wonder Ruby went sleepwalking the other night, I think I'll join her next time!
x Amby x
14-04-2006, 13:59
Grant: Is this the second series?
Phil: Grant, shut up and pay attention
Chris_2k11
17-04-2006, 20:12
Dot: Joe is a convicted criminal! Pauline could be murdered in her own bed!!
We could only hope! :rotfl:
Stacey: So she's left you with Freddie Kruger!?
Dot: *Quotes from bible* Number and verse I do not recall.
littlemo
17-04-2006, 21:28
Stacey: So she's left you with Freddie Kruger!?
Who is he?! I've heard of him, but I'm not sure.
Chris_2k11
17-04-2006, 21:37
He's off nightmare on elm street little mo. lmao typical stace
littlemo
17-04-2006, 21:41
He's off nightmare on elm street little mo. lmao typical stace
Oh! I don't remember seeing that film actually! Is it good?! What's Freddie's character like?!
Oh! I don't remember seeing that film actually! Is it good?! What's Freddie's character like?!
form your own opinions from the below image: not very pleasnt i tell you now! :lol: :rotfl:
http://horror.mdv.se/1985%20-%20Nightmare%20On%20Elm%20Street%202%20Freddy's%20 Revenge%20(DVD).jpg
littlemo
17-04-2006, 21:53
form your own opinions from the below image: not very pleasnt i tell you now! :lol: :rotfl:
http://horror.mdv.se/1985%20-%20Nightmare%20On%20Elm%20Street%202%20Freddy's%20 Revenge%20(DVD).jpg
No it doesn't look nice! Poor Freddie! lol. (referring to Freddie Slater).
Chris_2k11
17-04-2006, 22:08
No it doesn't look nice! Poor Freddie! lol. (referring to Freddie Slater).
Do you see what Stacey was getting at now? :rotfl:
littlemo
17-04-2006, 22:31
Do you see what Stacey was getting at now? :rotfl:
Yes I understand what she was getting at now.
feelingyellow
17-04-2006, 22:53
Dot: *Quotes from bible* Number and verse I do not recall.
I just cracked up at this one... you never think Dot would actually forget something from the bible! :eek:
Dennis: Most murderers are driven by the heart not the wallet (i think that is the right way round :p)
Dennis: You ain't totally stupid, okay your no einstein either
Something like that anyway, he was talking to Jake about chrissie
Chris_2k11
20-04-2006, 19:51
Little Mo: Yeah...
Doc: No that really happened.
Little Mo: Oh sorry I thought you were telling a joke!
haha! :lol:
shannisrules
20-04-2006, 20:01
pauline: oh good heavens
just thought it was funny the way she said it!
x Amby x
22-04-2006, 09:33
Courtney: Graaaaaaannny
Peggy: Oh that child!
i thought that one was very funny and this one too
Coutney: You're not meant to draw on walls- im telling!
Ben - Mind your own buisness
i liked that one as he was sticking up for himself.
Chris_2k11
25-04-2006, 20:04
Doc: Oh sorry Mo, was just listening to the Arctic Monkeys. You like them?
Lil Mo: Sorry i'm not very good with wildlife.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Richie_lecturer
25-04-2006, 22:01
With the greatest respect Chris, that is just awful comedy. I don't watch the show anymore but it does sound like the tripe funny stuff they've been dishing out in recent times. :thumbsdow
Carly: Get OUT!!!!
Deano: Get IN!!!!
Typical sibling rivalry.
feelingyellow
28-04-2006, 15:57
Something along the lines of this last night...
Little Mo: Does it look tarty?
Stacey: Yeah!
Little Mo: So I should change?
Stacey: Why? Is tarty a bad thing?
:rotfl: :p :cheer:
Chris_2k11
30-04-2006, 16:32
Lmao! Just watchin the omnibus!
Courtney: WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, A BAG OF CRISPS!!
:rotfl: haha she said it so well! :rotfl:
feelingyellow
01-05-2006, 13:51
Lmao! Just watchin the omnibus!
Courtney: WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, A BAG OF CRISPS!!
:rotfl: haha she said it so well! :rotfl:
:lol: Have to admit I loved that :p Courteney's so annoying but so funny lol! :cheer:
shannisrules
01-05-2006, 20:13
bert: and i want proper butter not that fatty stuff
isnt "proper" butter fatter than margarine and stuff?
BlackKat
01-05-2006, 20:40
bert: and i want proper butter not that fatty stuff
isnt "proper" butter fatter than margarine and stuff?
I think he said "none of that low fat stuff." :searchme:
Chris_2k11
01-05-2006, 20:46
Filming today: Episode 995 Tx: 01/05/06
BERT: Some sandwiches would be grand then, eh fellas? Cheese and picallili.
HONEY: Right.
BERT: Brown bread.
HONEY: Brown. Right.
BERT: And proper butter, none of that low-fat muck.BlackKat is right. :)
shannisrules
01-05-2006, 21:00
oh right lol i misheared it then
shannisrules
04-05-2006, 20:10
phil-isnt that right ian?
ian-ye thats right
(phil asks ben another queston..cant remeber what it was)
phil isnt that right ian?
ian-ye thats right
just thought it was funny the way they repeated themselves and the way they said it
phil-isnt that right ian?
ian-ye thats right
(phil asks ben another queston..cant remeber what it was)
phil isnt that right ian?
ian-ye thats right
just thought it was funny the way they repeated themselves and the way they said it
I also found it slightly amusing when they were going "yeah, that's cool with me," and one of them had to stare at the other to get them to say it.
Richie_lecturer
04-05-2006, 22:58
Martin: Pint please Peggy..........
bradley_fan
08-05-2006, 17:55
Bradley: Sorry i fancy ya. Didn't know it was a crime
Stacey: Its not its just they way you go about it its like GBH
:lol:
Billy: Lord of the rings in foreign language?!
Chelsea: Yeah well, elves are foreign aint they?
x Amby x
09-05-2006, 21:00
Ben: Im glad you came Dad! :wub:
Danny: What got in his underpants?!
Dot: You can't just go shoving flying saucers on the roof of your house with out conculting no one!
Minty: Instead of settling down and playing mommies and.... mommies
:rotfl:
Minty: Instead of settling down and playing mommies and.... mommies
:rotfl:
Who did Minty say that to? Was it in thursday's or friday's as I missed those episodes.
di marco
15-05-2006, 16:03
Who did Minty say that to? Was it in thursday's or friday's as I missed those episodes.
he said it to naomi, i think it might have been thursdays epi but im not sure
bradley_fan
15-05-2006, 16:21
Stacey:gonna run you a bath mum ya hairs crawling off ya head
charlie: now you tell chrissie and kate how excited you are to work in a nail bar
stacey: im speechless
:rotfl:
littlemo
15-05-2006, 23:06
Stacey: I'm 17, Dot's like 117, what could we possibly have in common?! lol.
chrissie- did you get me a ring
Jake- now why would i do somthing stupid like that
Chrissie- can i see it
Just watched a clip of this its sooo sweet and sad :wub: :love:
x Amby x
16-05-2006, 20:01
Mo: Ya Know, Kat had a thing with a doctor
Stacey: Kat had a thing with Everyone!
x Amby x
16-05-2006, 20:02
Stacey: Good i didn't want to do it anyway
Dot: Thats exactly the type of behaviour i expect from you (and then she said a funny word)
BlackKat
16-05-2006, 20:06
Stacey: Good i didn't want to do it anyway
Dot: Thats exactly the type of behaviour i expect from you (and then she said a funny word)
I think it was flibbertigibbet. :)
littlemo
16-05-2006, 21:28
I think it was flibbertigibbet. :)
It was! Dot's usually a bit more open minded than that. But she really has taken a dislike to Stacey hasn't she?!
There's a lot of strong matriachs in soap aren't there?! I think Stacey's shaping up to be quite a good one.
BlackKat
16-05-2006, 21:42
There's a lot of strong matriachs in soap aren't there?! I think Stacey's shaping up to be quite a good one.
I don't think you could call her a matriarch seeing as she isn't the head of the family. She could be in the future I suppose, but don't think she'll be around long enough for us to see her grow up that amount and have her own family etc. I also think that as long as there's one 'main' Slater around they'll keep Charlie and Big Mo as well (assuming the actors don't wish to leave) so they'll fill the "head of the family," role by default.
littlemo
16-05-2006, 21:49
I don't think you could call her a matriarch seeing as she isn't the head of the family. She could be in the future I suppose, but don't think she'll be around long enough for us to see her grow up that amount and have her own family etc. I also think that as long as there's one 'main' Slater around they'll keep Charlie and Big Mo as well (assuming the actors don't wish to leave) so they'll fill the "head of the family," role by default.
Yeah, a good point!
I started writing out a whole message but then realised it contained spoilers, so I had to delete it. But let's just say there might be another way she could become head of the family, if a certain person doesn't sort themselves out, and the storyline is ongoing..
Honey: Thanks to him my baby's going to be born illiterate. :rotfl:
x Amby x
19-05-2006, 17:52
Honey: Thanks to him my baby's going to be born illiterate. :rotfl:
haha that was hilarious! classic Honey-ism! lol :rotfl:
x Amby x
19-05-2006, 21:04
Courtney: Uncle Billy, H-O-N-E-Y doesn't loove yooou!
shannisrules
19-05-2006, 22:28
Courtney: Uncle Billy, H-O-N-E-Y doesn't loove yooou!
i loved that especially when she was juping and dancing around shes such a spoilt brat
Stacey: im 17 and shes what like 170!? What could we possibly have in common?
Phil: (To Grant) Oi are you death!?
Courtney: (To Ben) No, your the ones that's death, ent you ben?
God that Courtney is becoming a right nasty peice of work!!!
Chris_2k11
21-05-2006, 15:03
170 lmao ! :rotfl:
Mo: Kat had a thing with the old doctor...
Stacey: Kat had a thing with everyone...
Charlie: Oi!
Billy to Peggy: Me and honey may be getting married in a churc but me and you are surely going to hell.
talking about the church wedding.
Stacey: im 17 and shes what like 170!? What could we possibly have in common?
Phil: (To Grant) Oi are you death!?
Courtney: (To Ben) No, your the ones that's death, ent you ben?
God that Courtney is becoming a right nasty peice of work!!!
She said Dot was like 117, not 170.
Sonia: How's things with Bradley?
Stacey: Why does anyone need in-laws, they're just extra stress.
Sonia: Don't ask me; I moved in with Pauline Fowler, remember.
Kevin: Surprize!
Carly: What is it?
Kevin: Your dirty washing.
Richie_lecturer
22-05-2006, 21:37
Charlie: Pint please Peggy. :cool:
Chris_2k11
22-05-2006, 22:14
Lmao Richie, what's with your random 'pint please peggy' quotes lately?! :rotfl:
Richie_lecturer
23-05-2006, 15:10
They add to the discussion. :cool:
Chris_2k11
23-05-2006, 18:25
haha fair enough :lol:
Richie_lecturer
23-05-2006, 18:34
Naomi: Service wash please Pauline.
:cool:
Phil: Grant, it's called a conversation. It works like this, someone says something to you and you wait your turn and say something back.
Angeldelight
28-05-2006, 15:48
Peggy- your a married man. married men don't have fun
Grant- you're telling me
:rotfl: :rotfl:
feelingyellow
30-05-2006, 18:44
A couple of good ones from last night...
Billy: I am cancelling my stag night!
Honey: Aww but it's a tradition
Billy: Naked?
Honey: Well it is summer...
:lol: :D
Carla: Hello darling *hugs and kisses her*
Courtney: *pulls away and wipes her cheek*
:rotfl: Love that kid!
Jane was talking about that course Ian went to and said '10 ways on how to make a teabag last' :lol:
There was a good quote in the pub with Kevin and Martin but I can't really remember what it was :hmm:
bradley_fan
30-05-2006, 19:15
Stacey (talking about sharon) smutty cow 'look at me with my fabulous cup and my lovely gorgeous hair oh I could just eat myself all up'
:lol:
Grant: Why did you sleep with my brother?
Sharon: ............
Grant: I'll tell you what, I'll give you a list of possibilities and you can just weedle one out.
Grant: It was dark, you couldn't see who it was, It seemed like a good idea at the time, you couldn't resist his aftershave, you're a s**t!
bradley_fan
03-06-2006, 20:25
Can't remember it exactly but-
Alfie- I can't see Dennis hanging off your arm darling!
Zoe- Well i can't see Kat hanging off your arm darling!
the_watts_rule
04-06-2006, 16:49
A couple of good ones from last night...
Billy: I am cancelling my stag night!
Honey: Aww but it's a tradition
Billy: Naked?
Honey: Well it is summer...
:lol: :D
Carla: Hello darling *hugs and kisses her*
Courtney: *pulls away and wipes her cheek*
:rotfl: Love that kid!
Jane was talking about that course Ian went to and said '10 ways on how to make a teabag last' :lol:
There was a good quote in the pub with Kevin and Martin but I can't really remember what it was :hmm:
Courtney is hilarious :rotfl: She is even funnier around Carla.
*Carla trying to put a feather in her hair*
Courtney : Oww! That hurts!
Carla: Okay, I'll tell them my husband wants me to be a peasant!
Grant - New Shoes???
Carla - but there for you
Grant - Funny that as they arent my size!!!
I love it when woman do that.
Grant - New Shoes???
Carla - but there for you
Grant - Funny that as they arent my size!!!
I love it when woman do that.
Or his style, I was expecting him to comment on that rather than the size.
x Amby x
06-06-2006, 17:19
After Courtney 'accidently' spills paint on Carlas wedding outfit
Courtney: Ooops! It was ugly anyway
or something along the lines of that!
Bert to Joe about Bradley - "hes like Doris Day on Speed
.................................................. .................................................. .....
Joe to Pauline - "Ive always fancied working on an allotment
Pauline - "yes but what about Werzol Gummage here"
Bradley: If it isn't cleared up by the time I get back, well.......well, I don't know what I'll do!
littlemo
06-06-2006, 21:05
Bradley: If it isn't cleared up by the time I get back, well.......well, I don't know what I'll do!
Yeah! lol
Can you imagine him as a father? 'If it's not done by the time I get back, well... I don't know what i'll do!' But i'll be very upset! lol.
I think it would be really funny to watch Bradley and Stacey bringing up a child!
Yeah. I liked all the stuff with Bradley at the Brannings' tonight, especially:
Bradley: And I am definitely not picking your pants out of the sink! Or something like that.
littlemo
06-06-2006, 21:29
Yeah. I liked all the stuff with Bradley at the Brannings' tonight, especially:
Bradley: And I am definitely not picking your pants out of the sink! Or something like that.
Your going to have me in stitches in a minute! lol.
Your going to have me in stitches in a minute! lol.
:rotfl:
Bradley: And if I find another pair of y fronts in the sink.......
.:SpIcYsPy:.
08-06-2006, 21:04
I'm bad at remembering quotes :( Please help me out here lol..
Rebecca: Why are these photos brown?
Jim: Because they were taken years ago love
Rebecca: Why aren't you brown?
:p Bless her..
Erm there was one about Kevin ordering Denise's drink for her and said she likes sucking lemons or something :rotfl:
It was something like:
Kevin: I'll have a beer and she'll have a white wine spritzer with extra lemon, she likes sucking them, you see!
(Kat and Zoe are in the Slater's living room doing cleaning with the radio on to annoy Belinda)
Belinda: (Enters and turns the radio down) Do you have to?
Kat: Then go down the cafe!
Belinda: I've got calls to make.
Kat: Nan, give us a tenner.
Kat: (Takes the note from Mo and hands Belinda her mobile and the note) Minute Mart on bridge street, phone cards in the till!
x Amby x
16-06-2006, 20:13
SJ: Im SJ, short for Sarah Jane
Minty: Im Minty
SJ: Whats that short for Peppermint?
Kevin: Are you sure you've got a licence?!
(Little Mo is minding the stall)
Winston: (Holding up a garmet) Is this dry clean or can you use an iron?
Little Mo: I suppose you think that is funny...
x Amby x
18-06-2006, 14:52
The Fowlers are getting ready to go to Margarets funeral
Honey:Oh well don't you all look smart, going somewhere nice?
the black limo comes round the corner
Honey (To Billy):I shouldn't be allowed out in public
(In the post office)
Kevin: A book of first class stamps please.
So what's going on then?
(Denise doesn't answer because of the queue)
Kevin: And a £5 postal order please.
Come out for a drink tonight.
(Denise again doesn't answer)
Kevin: A application for a television licence.
Denise: Anything else?
Kevin: Seven o clock.
It went something like that.
Kevin: Next time I tax a car in her place, remind me to take a cross and holy water with me!
Squiggle - To Denise - You couldnt even go for a drink with Gollum.
Chris_2k11
20-06-2006, 11:28
Kevin: She's a nightmare on George Street!
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