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Janine- What's a slap Nat I just got away with murder
Chris_2k11
04-07-2005, 20:04
Janine- What's a slap Nat I just got away with murderThat reminded me of another Janine quote! "For once in your life Barry, cant you just shut your big fat cakehole!!" (just before he fell off that cliff!) :eek: :lol:
Also... Laura to Janine - "You should wear a little bell! Let them know your coming!" (just before Laura died!)
Carrie Bradshaw
04-07-2005, 21:45
my fav of all time is my peggy: GET out of my pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Johnny Allen shouted to Danny in tonight's episode 'Get out of my club', it reminded me of this quote!!
with Peggy though it was more
Gerrouter my pub. In a cockney accent.
Janine was a classic character What lines.
Angeldelight
05-07-2005, 19:27
Danny- next time you touch my brother you won't be serving spirits you'll be one
Kat- you took my baby and twisted her around you fingers, both of you!
Sonia- oh Betty… Betty… isn’t a dog… she’s a hairball with legs
Janine- What's a slap Nat I just got away with murder
loved that quote classic! janine was the best soap bitch ever i want her to come back even though i know she wont. :crying:
Angeldelight
06-07-2005, 14:17
Danny to Billy- 'if you type in 7734 it spells hell backwards'
loved that quote classic! janine was the best soap bitch ever i want her to come back even though i know she wont. :crying:
i think she may well do in a few years time when her baby kiki or wateva it is called is a bit older
bondboffin
Janine was a classic character What lines.
yer i liked janine as a character but still wanted her to go
i think she may well do in a few years time when her baby kiki or wateva it is called is a bit older
bondboffini really hope she does come back when Kiki is older. Kiki lol. actually thats quite a nice name! :)
squillyfer
06-07-2005, 19:39
i like
Dennis: Dont unless you mean it
Den: ello princess
and
peggy: Ger outta my pub
i like
Dennis: Dont unless you mean it
Den: ello princess
and
peggy: Ger outta my pub
of course those are the best two quotes
laura: if ian sucks up to mel anymore she will get lovebites, and if i keep this face up for much longer i will get spasms, other than that im ok
bondboffin
Chris_2k11
07-07-2005, 13:07
Janine to Barry - "I even got you a curry... chicken madras." - (whiffing it through the letterbox! lol!) :lol:
melanielovesdennisrickman
07-07-2005, 20:08
hiya,
haha lol,janine did say some funny thing,i really miss her haha lol.
i loved that one with pauline last night
your..., ...., and passionate
no im not, im pauline fowler :rotfl:
mr bond
phils little sister
08-07-2005, 10:10
i loved that one with pauline last night
your..., ...., and passionate
no im not, im pauline fowler :rotfl:
mr bond
yeah that was funny! what was it that Big Mo said about Danny its gone out of my head - :searchme:
yeah that was funny! what was it that Big Mo said about Danny its gone out of my head - :searchme:
I no that was great she calld him a cocky twonk (or something!)
Twonk :rotfl: trust mo to say something like that! As she was saying it i thought she was gonna say something else then!!!!
Little pig little pig let me come in
It's the way Danny said it that made me laugh
ill get in a lap dancing pole, lower the tone, get dot to do a round, with jim sticking fivers in her garnet
ill get in a lap dancing pole, lower the tone, get dot to do a round, with jim sticking fivers in her garnetthat made me :lol: hehe imagine dot!
chrissie: please dont tell me this is gonna be a threesome.
(talking about danny lol)
i also liked it when chrissie asked sharon if jake deserved a second chance...
Sharon: dont give him it! lol
chrissie: lets call things off for your chuclked, lets rearrange for its cancelled
danny to pauline: what ya gonna do? hit me with ya broomstick!?
:rotfl:
***sharon rules***
10-07-2005, 12:00
danny to pauline: what ya gonna do? hit me with ya broomstick!?
:rotfl:
that was so funny. :rotfl: :lol:
bigger ent always better patricia, im petoite and all woman...i bleeding well am
:rotfl:
squarelady
10-07-2005, 12:58
I liked it when Danny said that he only set fire to one room. Oh, that's alright then! :lol:
:lol: that was funny! like only that room will burn and not the rest of the house :rolleyes:
danny always says funny things, when he said 'what ya gonna do? hit me with ya broomstick!?' i thought he was gonna say hit me with ya rhythm sticks?!?!? :rotfl:
I think when he had ian up against the chip van, that was funny can't remeber excaltly what he said though!
xxx
danny always says funny things, when he said 'what ya gonna do? hit me with ya broomstick!?' i thought he was gonna say hit me with ya rhythm sticks?!?!? :rotfl:
I think when he had ian up against the chip van, that was funny can't remeber excaltly what he said though!
xxx
Yeah I thought he was going to say that thing about the Rythm stick. Couldn't you just see Pauline chasing Danny round the square with a broomstick! :rotfl:
Oh here was one I liked. When Patrick and Keith were talking about words (Yawn) and then they said one word.
Patrick: I'll get you to write that word
Keith: On your bike
I just found that funny, it wasn't that funny just made me laugh
xxx
I was on IMDB and just found some great quotes:
Sharon: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off
Dennis: she'll grow a new one!
Jamie Mitchell: [about to have sex] Shouldn't we... Take precautions?
Janine Butcher: You mean lock the door?
Danny Moon: [to Dennis after he punched Jake in the Square] The next time you touch my Brother, You won't be servin' spirits, You'll BE one!
Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
Ian Beale: I'll be back.
Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie
Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!
Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it!
Kat: You must be Mr Big.
Andy: And you must be Miss Big Mouth.
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.
Garry Hobbs: [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife.
[after Little Mo recalls saying she felt like Cinderella on their wedding day]
Trevor: It's nearly midnight... It was midnight was it not? When Cinderella's world fell apart?
Patrick: I'll get you to write that word
Keith: On your bike
I just found that funny, it wasn't that funny just made me laugh
xxx
yeh that was good i liked it when Big mo said
'............You cocky little twonk!' i found that so funny!!!!
Loads of good one liners!
Chris_2k11
14-07-2005, 22:22
Dennis to Sharon after the argument - "Oh dont go now darling, we were getting on so well!" :lol:
Chris_2k11
14-07-2005, 23:25
Pauline - "They sound just like Den & Angie, you'll hear something smashing next!" ...then Sharon smashes the glass! :lol:
Dennis to Sharon after the argument - "Oh dont go now darling, we were getting on so well!" :lol:
Loved that!!!!
haha! yeah that was funny! the glass proper smashed aswell, i hope they clean it up cos it went everywhere! lol
haha! yeah that was funny! the glass proper smashed aswell, i hope they clean it up cos it went everywhere! lol
oh well its only sugar
lol is it really only sugar? i dont understand lol do you mean like fake glass :confused:
Sharon: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, HE'S YOUR SON!
Zoe: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU AINT MY MUVVER!
Kat: YES I AM!
Sharon: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, HE'S YOUR SON!
Zoe: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU AINT MY MUVVER!
Kat: YES I AM!
heeh gerat and memorable quotes, neva can be forgotten
Angeldelight
16-07-2005, 19:57
Dennis- I love her. Now I'm gonna walk out of here and go home. And what you want, well it don’t come into it. ‘Cause there are some things in this world you can’t stop and I'm one of them. (Dennis starts to walk away but Den grabs his arm) Take your hands off me Den. I don’t wanna ruck with ya. Besides I'm half your age and your far to knackered.
Den- There's something wrong with you Dennis
Dennis- Yeah I’m sitting across from you
Chrissie- Cold?
Jake- ... As ice
Peggy- If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off
Janine- If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
Dennis to Zoe about the 'baby'– I can’t do it… I can’t give up Sharon, for… for that!
Dennis– Zoë, I’m sorry. But it’s true. I do love Sharon and I wanna spend the rest of my life with her. haha and so he is
yeah great quotes there Angeldelight! brilliant!
Den- There's something wrong with you Dennis
Dennis- Yeah I’m sitting across from you
Janine- If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
thos were brilliant!! i also liked
Sharon: because you're a evil tempered, foul mouthed, arrogant pig, who can't pick up his clothes, and I hate you.
Dennis: yeah but putting aside my good points, i reckon im quite a catch, i reckon you should snap me up.
Vicki-What did you say to him?
Sharon-Well he's been dead 14 years what do you think I said to him?You owe me a lot of birthday presents!
Dennis-Whats wrong?
Sharon-It's Andy,he's been on my back again.
Dennis-Not literally I hope!
Dennis (to Pauline): You eyein' up my spicy beef? I've another 12 inches here if you want it
Dennis:Lovely dog....go nice on toast
Danny; You know what you need?
Jake: Er...a brother transplant..
charlie: are you laughing at us? is this funny to you!!
dennis: its one of those jokes where you really got to be there!!
Chrissie: you willing to humiliate yourself for me!
jake: well im one of the last great romantics!
I also liked the one where sharon said 'mr grumpy trousers'!! :wub:
dennis: i've really had enough of blonde women clickin their fingers and watching me jump (to pat lol)
chrissie: he's your great love...
pauline: great love? he needs a great thump
hehe i was just gonna write that one lol!
Chris_2k11
17-07-2005, 14:33
chrissie: he's your great love...
pauline: great love? he needs a great thumplol that was funny :D
Angeldelight
17-07-2005, 14:45
Sharon slaps Dennis- i'd thought you'd gone :crying:
Chrissie- Sharon will you look after the bar, I’ve come over all nauseous
chrissie: he's your great love...
pauline: great love? he needs a great thump
Classic Pauline
:rotfl:
Angeldelight
17-07-2005, 15:56
From friday's eppy- in the bookies
Dennis- Well they loved that, latest betting’s on whether or not I get out of here with that wedged in my skull
Sharon- I'm sure some do but I don't. Is this what all the grief’s been about? Some conspiracy theory you've cobbled together from a tiny comment Chrissie made?
Dennis- Yer but that was to Grunt
Sharon- Grant
Dennis- Whatever...why dont you wanna get married to me?
Sharon- Yeh well you should have done, you're paranoid...a big meringue...What's the matter with you? I'd never been seen in a big meringue!
Sharon- because you're a evil tempered, foul mouthed, arrogant pig, who can't pick up his clothes, and I hate you.
Dennis- yeah but putting aside my good points, I reckon I’m quite a catch, I reckon you should snap me up.
Dennis- And I've got this beautiful bookies...you can help yourself to free pens whenever you want...how can you resist?
Dennis- Well we're both in this in the long hall ain't we?
Sharon- Yer
Dennis- Well then...let's make it offical, let's seal the deal...besides, I fancy having a Mrs, I fancy my mrs, marry me...
Dennis- Yer but that was to Grunt
Sharon- Grant
Dennis- Whatever...why dont you wanna get married to me?
That was the best i was laughing for ages.
Angeldelight
20-07-2005, 18:42
Dennis- Something borrowed, something blue, something nicked
Pauline- I can be as stupid as you sometimes, expect I have to try harder
Dennis- Fancy a sherry? Make it a double.....you ain't driving anywhere
Dennis- Something borrowed, something blue, something nicked
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hehe loved that one :cheer:
Dennis- Yer but that was to Grunt
Sharon- Grant
Dennis- Whatever...why dont you wanna get married to me?
That was the best i was laughing for ages.that was funny too
Dennis- Something borrowed, something blue, when did he say that? i must have missed something there! lol
when did he say that? i must have missed something there! lol
yeh he said it too big Mo, because she offered to get a suit cheap for him!
Angeldelight
21-07-2005, 17:35
it was in the vic... Big Mo was telling she could get cheap 'nicked' desinger suits for the wedding... and that was his answer...
oh thanksies honeys! lol somebody was probably talking to me when that happened. :mad:
Chris_2k11
24-07-2005, 12:34
Jamie (just before him and Janine were about to... well... you know! :rolleyes: ) - "Shouldn't we... take precautions?"
Janine - "You mean lock the door?" :lol:
Sharon - "I was a bit short with Pauline earlier, I bit her head off!"
Dennis - "Dont worry, she'll grow a new one." :lol:
Pauline: You're not too big to get a clip round the ear.
chocolate
24-07-2005, 21:36
Sharon - "I was a bit short with Pauline earlier, I bit her head off!"
Dennis - "Dont worry, she'll grow a new one." :lol:
that is also one of my favourites :rotfl:
that is also one of my favourites :rotfl:
Whereever Pauline's involved it's usually great!
chocolate
24-07-2005, 21:40
yep definately agree with you!!!
Lol... the Pauline and Dennis ones especially.
nearly every scene between dennis and pauline is hilarious! fowler the growler lol!
nearly every scene between dennis and pauline is hilarious! fowler the growler lol!
i know its so funny to watch isnt it
Pauline and Sharon watching the Weakest Link:
Pauline:"I tell you what, if she started that with me, I'd soon knock a smile onto the other side of her face"
Sharon:"Ohhh, I dunno, I reckon she could have ya Paul"
Pauline:"Uhhhh in her dreams"
*Sharon Giggles*
The most ironic thing about that scene that made me laugh was the fact Wendy Richard has appeared on the 'EastEnders' special of 'The Weakest Link'.
Pauline:"Stay away from me Arthur"
*Pauline bashes Arthur over the head with a frying pan*
More from IMDB:
Nick Cotton: I thank you all, from the heart of my bottom.
[Pauline Fowler is fighting to raise Sonia Jackson's daughter]
Sonia Jackson: YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!
Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...
Kat: I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne.
[Talking to Charlie about Kat]
Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
Peggy Mitchell: No-one wants you, Pat! Frank left you, your boys left you... and now Roy's left you!
Pat Evans: You think Frank wants YOU - mutton dressed as lamb?
Peggy Mitchell: You cow!
[she throws a wineglass at Pat, which smashes against the wall]
Pat Evans: Ooh! Temper, temper!
Peggy Mitchell: Anyway, YOU'RE nothing to write home about. No wonder Roy can't do it!
Pat Evans: How DARE you!
[now she throws a wineglass at Peggy, which also smashes against the wall]
Peggy Mitchell: I'll flaming well kill you!
Pat Evans: Get your hands off me!
Peggy Mitchell: You take back what you said!
Pat Evans: [slapping Peggy] YOU BITCH!
Peggy Mitchell: [slapping Pat back] YOU COW!
[handing Angie Watts their divorce papers on Christmas Day]
Den Watts: Happy Christmas, Ange!
Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
Chrissie Watts: [to Den, buried underneath the floor in her basement] You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you.
kckinsmcg
27-07-2005, 03:49
I don't think she'll ever find out, there's no reason for her character to go down that road at the mo, is there? She'll be so fixated with Dennis right now I doubt she'll spare a thought for Den.
No matter how much she loves Dennis, how could she not "spare a thought for Den?" He is her father. I love my husband more than anything, but honestly, my father has been dead for 7 years and if I could have him back from the grave for 5 minutes, I just might make that sacrifice. Men come and go, but a girl always loves her dad. Not to mention at the moment she has no idea where he is, so she may be thinking he'll be back anytime and so not worrying about it too much.
i_luv_dennis
27-07-2005, 10:15
i agree
one of my most MEMORABLE was when Tiffany was rn over and Bianca came running up the straight shouting "TIFF!!! TIIIIFFFF!!, that nearly burst my eardrums :wall: :rotfl:
Bianca was the ultimate loudmouth in any soap. She beats Rosie Miller :eek:
i_luv_dennis
27-07-2005, 15:12
yeh she was
kckinsmcg
28-07-2005, 13:42
I heard one just today as I am a month or so behind on the episodes.
PAT: Well, Dot, I am shocked.
DOT: I didn't you was shockable.
kckinsmcg
28-07-2005, 13:45
Pat Evans: [slapping Peggy] YOU BITCH!
Peggy Mitchell: [slapping Pat back] YOU COW!
I bought a CD off of Ebay that has the EastEnders theme on it sung by Angie and then there is a rap version in which they keep looping the above from Pat and Peggy to the beat. It is pretty funny!
Chris_2k11
28-07-2005, 17:31
Peggy Mitchell: No-one wants you, Pat! Frank left you, your boys left you... and now Roy's left you!
Pat Evans: You think Frank wants YOU - mutton dressed as lamb?
Peggy Mitchell: You cow!
[she throws a wineglass at Pat, which smashes against the wall]
Pat Evans: Ooh! Temper, temper!
Peggy Mitchell: Anyway, YOU'RE nothing to write home about. No wonder Roy can't do it!
Pat Evans: How DARE you!
[now she throws a wineglass at Peggy, which also smashes against the wall]
Peggy Mitchell: I'll flaming well kill you!
Pat Evans: Get your hands off me!
Peggy Mitchell: You take back what you said!
Pat Evans: [slapping Peggy] YOU BITCH!
Peggy Mitchell: [slapping Pat back] YOU COW!Those scenes were hilarious! :rotfl:
Angeldelight
31-07-2005, 17:42
Jim- you can dip your bucket into my well of wisdom anytime
Sharon- that's cus Mark Folwer was playing with my buns
Sharon- i've thought about this all day... i want Dad at the wedding... i want him to give me away...
Chris_2k11
31-07-2005, 17:51
Sharon: "Why do you have to be such an interfering old sod Ian!"
Chris_2k11
01-08-2005, 21:29
Dennis: (talking about Den!) - "As far as im concerned, he's dead!" :eek:
:eek: that scared me when he said that! i was like nooo dont say that cause its true! lol
x Amby x
02-08-2005, 20:40
(Kat is doing a photo shoot in the vic)
Alfie: Hold on Kat You'll Be flashing your knickers next!
Kat: WHAT KNICKERS ;)
Chris_2k11
03-08-2005, 02:22
Rosie: "Open your eyes Keith! Open your flippin' eyes!" :lol: I thought that bit was really funny! :D And then the way he just looked at her with his dozy face! :lol:
(Kat is doing a photo shoot in the vic)
Alfie: Hold on Kat You'll Be flashing your knickers next!
Kat: WHAT KNICKERS ;)
That didn't actually happen did it?
yep that did happen lol! she was in the vic doing some photo shoot for some reason and she was wearing hardly anything and looked like a total tart and she said that ^ lol!
When was that??????? I must have missed an episode.
it was ages ago cant remember when but it wasnt really that important of a scene anyway!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
07-08-2005, 16:23
I know!! I got one!! The one about Leo saying to Demi, I been doing a paperound to get some money together or something!!
Chris_2k11
10-08-2005, 02:57
Chrissie: "So I take it that Den hasn't been spotted on the Costa Del Scumbag yet?" :D
angelblue
10-08-2005, 10:42
oh i loved that quote chrissie said last night it was great :)
Chrissie: "So I take it that Den hasn't been spotted on the Costa Del Scumbag yet?" :D
:rotfl:
and she said something about his new girl being lassie or something!!!
i remember seeing the webcam script when chrissie said that after dennis asked her something along the lines of:
dennis: so whats her name?
chrissie: i dunno, sheba, lassie, isnt that what dogs are usually called?
dennis: :eek: :confused: lol! :D
i remember seeing the webcam script when chrissie said that after dennis asked her something along the lines of:
dennis: so whats her name?
chrissie: i dunno, sheba, lassie, isnt that what dogs are usually called?
dennis: :eek: :confused: lol! :D
yeh that was it :rotfl: i thought it was great!
and garry
'she was like a women possesed'
lildevil
11-08-2005, 17:01
When Martin and Jim were in the pub and Martin had just had an aurgument with Paulinejim says to martin
Jim: and you lived to tell the tale.
lildevil
11-08-2005, 17:36
DEnnis perposes to sharon
Dennis: How can you resist
Sharon: Dennis you asking me something?
Dennis: Let's get married
Sharon: why should i?
Dennis: cause it'll be a laugh, cause well be good at it and there's also all that love stuff
Sharon: you going to get down on one knee
Dennis: no
Sharon: you got a ring?
Dennis: there's plenty up the high street for £12.99, lovely job
Sharon: You've swept off my feet ain't ya, do you yhink i'll be diffrent
Dennis dunno lets find out
Sharon: why the sudden change of heart?
Dennis: we're bith in for the long hall
Sharon: yeah
Deniis: well then lets make it offical, seal the deal, besides i fancy a mrs's, i fancy my mrs's marry me
Sharon: yeah
Only Dennis could propose like that!Lol
hannah-mj
12-08-2005, 00:10
yeh that was it :rotfl: i thought it was great!
and garry
'she was like a women possesed'yep they were funny :D
~*~Leanne~*~
12-08-2005, 08:22
i loved it when dennis proposed it was really cool and funny
lildevil
12-08-2005, 11:50
i thought it was quiet funny.
the_watts_rule
13-08-2005, 08:52
I liked lots of quates The Dennis, Sharon, Chrissie and den ones are the funniest i reckon. Nana Moon is very funny to
Little Mo talking to Kat in the Vic.
Little Mo: Maybe one day Billy will become a millionaire.
Kat: Yea, and I'm Mother Kathleen leadin' me fellow nuns in prayer!
Kat when posing for the Eastend pub of the year photographers.
Alfie: Steady on Kat, you'll be showing your knickers in a minute.
Kat: What knickers?
Ricky: Do we have to die of thirst in here?
Kat: Nah, you can die anywhere you like.
Kat and Alfie in the Queen Vic's yard.
Alfie: I've just come out here to clear my head a bit.
Kat: Shouldn't take long.
Stacey: Go and poke yourself!
xXxJessxXx
17-08-2005, 09:36
There has been loads i like, mostly from the night Dennis and Sharon kissed and first slept together right before Den came back after 14 years.
A lot round about the time of the fire, all the little digs they made at sam. and when sharon and dennis were going away. and when Den found out about them and they had a massive fight in the vic and all the bits after that.
My favourites have to be when Dennis and sharon where talking at Jim and Dots about the murder and everything.
Sharon: i almost didnt come after ya you know.
Dennis: Why? i hadnt gone any where, except down the travel agent. (That was quite funny.)
i cant think of them all right now
leo: we can have a burger, and some chips, proper food...
xXxJessxXx
17-08-2005, 15:13
leo: we can have a burger, and some chips, proper food...
Lol, that was funny, i though Demi saying "I could do with some shampoo" was a little strangly funny too when she'd just been on at Leo to get aleesha some things with the few pounds they did have left.
leo: we can have a burger, and some chips, proper food...
Proper food? There's nothing proper about that! :D
Lovin' the irony of that quote :)
Proper food? There's nothing proper about that! :D
Lovin' the irony of that quote :)
it was such a chav thing to say lol! its proper in comparission to mangy old fish and chips, evaoporated milk and hereoin! :lol:
lildevil
17-08-2005, 18:52
Chrissie getting quetioned by the police
Chrissie: He was assumed dead for 4 years, he didn't contact anyone not even Sharon, so when she tells you how certin she is that he would contcat her, we'll he didn't and that time i was the women that nobady had heard off.
that was classic and the reasult of that was they stopped lokking for Den, nice one Chrissie.
xStephaniex
17-08-2005, 23:01
i dunno if its already been posted...so sorry if it has but my fave is .
peggy : get outta ma pub. :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
17-08-2005, 23:07
i dunno if its already been posted...so sorry if it has but my fave is .
peggy : get outta ma pub. :rotfl: :lol:One of the best! :thumbsup:
lildevil
18-08-2005, 12:21
Zoë and Kat are at a hen party and they start to argue
Zoe: No, you’re always doing this to me and I ain’t having it
Mo: Stop it the pair of you.
Zoe: What’s it got to do with you any way?
Kat: It’s got everything to do with me.
Lyn: Kat
Zoe: Ok, I’ll go and ask dad now then
Kat: You ain’t going anywhere.
Zoe: Watch me
Lyn: Kat leave it
Kat: No
Mo: Please Kat
Little Mo: Leave em Nan, leave em
Zoe left the restaurant
Kat: Zoe, come ere
Zoe: NO, I’m sick of you picking on me all the time
Kat: I’m not picking on ya
Zoe: Embarrassing me in front of everyone
Kat: Just listen to me will ya
Zoe: I’m going and there’s nothing you can do about it
Kat: D’you wanna bet, we’ll go and see dad together shall we see who he listens to
Zoe: Why can’t you just leave me alone?
Kat: Cause you ain’t going to Spain
Zoe: Yes I am, get away from me
Kat: No
Zoe: You don’t rule my life
Kat: You’re not going to Spain and that’s that
Zoe: Why not?
Kat: Cause I said so, alright
Zoe: So I have to do everything you say do i?
Kat: NO
Zoe: You can’t tell me what to do you ain’t my mother
Zoe starts to walk away
Kat: YES I AM
Zoe turns round in shock
The night den died
Chrissie: What? Sharon gone? Now you know what it’s like to lose the one thing in the world you love; now you know what it’s like to be one of us, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME!
Paul leaves the Square
Heavy: Hello Paul
Paul runs inside the B&B and the Heavy gets his foot in the door
Heavy: Now let’s not draw attention to ourselves, good as dignified
Later that day Paul and Patrick are talking
Paul: I’m really sorry I let you down
Patrick No, don’t ever say that, you’re my child, you’ll always be my child, and I’ll always be here for you always
Paul: Bye dad, you’re really lucky.
Patrick sees Yolande in the doorway
Patrick erm… Paul is going now; he’s made up his mind
Paul leaves the B&B with Patrick and Yolande waving good bye, as the cabs driving away Andy’s looking out of his Window.
Paul: do us a favour mate….. Make it quick
Heavy: Trust me
Den and Dennis are arguing in the Vic about Sharon
Dennis: You’re jealous
Den: What?
Dennis you’re jealous, I mean your not related to her, you wanna know who the twisted purvey person round here, I’m looking at him
Den: We all know why you’re so good at keeping things quiet
Dennis: You what?
Den: Your sick with same, what they did to you, couldn’t tell anyone could ya? Cause no one would believe a kid like you
Dennis: Your evil, you’re supposed to be my Father,
Den: Well at least someone wanted you, which is more than I ever did.
Den walks of and winks at Dennis and that triggers him off he goes to punch Den, Den moves out the way and Dennis punches Sharon by mistake.
When Jake and Danny first come to the square
Danny: Uoh
Jake: Uoh what?
Danny: I thought it was a bit heavy just for money
Jake: oh please don’t say what I thought you were gonna, ah you moron how much?
Danny: I duno about a Kilo
Jake: How do you live with a time share brain of yours?
.:SpIcYsPy:.
18-08-2005, 13:31
Wow!!
Not sure if this is already on here but it was in the Dot & Jim Eastenders Revealed on Monday night, when Dot had a breakdown and was in the ambulance:
DOT: Where am I going?
JIM: You're off to see the wizard Dorothy.
:lol: :lol:
Big Mo to Pauline: "You haven't cracked a smile since I moved here" :lol:
it was such a chav thing to say lol! its proper in comparission to mangy old fish and chips, evaoporated milk and hereoin! :lol::lol:
Chris_2k11
18-08-2005, 22:09
Little Mo: "You can't have a stripper Nan!" :eek:
Big Mo: "Why not!?" :eek:
Little Mo: "Because it's rude, that's why!" :rolleyes:
Chris_2k11
18-08-2005, 22:15
Detective: "You're not related to Grant & Phil are you?"
Sam: "Yeah im their sister... im sorry but what's that got to do with anything?"
Detective: "Just building a bigger picture, that's all." :rolleyes:
Chris_2k11
18-08-2005, 22:17
Dot: "Oooh I say! That's not orange!" :eek:
Big Mo: "Give us a look! *takes a sip* You're right, it's not! Bottoms up!" :lol:
Chris_2k11
18-08-2005, 22:21
Stripper: "Dennis Rickman? Who's been a naughty boy then!" :rotfl:
CrazyLea
18-08-2005, 22:21
lol i liked that one
How about this from Dennis to Sharon just before Den returned from the dead:
'I lie here night after night and I here you moving about in there and I wonder what would happen if I just got up, walked in and got into bed with you. Well, what would happen? Would you lamp me round face, or are you lying in there, waiting for me to come in? Hoping it's going to be me and not you that makes the first move, well here I am, making my move, what happens next is up to you.'
Chris_2k11
20-08-2005, 15:33
Wow, you did well remembering that :)
lol some great quotes there! loved it when stacey poured vodka in the orange lol, thats something i would have done!
chrissie banging on sams door, sams on the phone chatting away, sam goes to answer the door, chrissie strolls on in, snatches phone of sam:
Chrissie- sam'll call you back!
sam- chrissie! *wah wah wah* lol!
xXxJessxXx
22-08-2005, 21:29
How about this from Dennis to Sharon just before Den returned from the dead:
'I lie here night after night and I here you moving about in there and I wonder what would happen if I just got up, walked in and got into bed with you. Well, what would happen? Would you lamp me round face, or are you lying in there, waiting for me to come in? Hoping it's going to be me and not you that makes the first move, well here I am, making my move, what happens next is up to you.'
i loved that episode, especially those lines! and the "dont... unless you mean it"
Classic episode and some classic lines
Kat- you don't think she'll stir things do ya
Chrissie- no she hasn't got the guts but her blundering all around with snot down her face looking like something the dog puked up sort of ruins the carnival mood you know what I mean
Kat- all heart you aint ya
Sam- plastered I'm cemented
Sam- look Tracey you know about your nose and all that I'm sorry i'll make it up to you yeah i'll buy you a drink
Sam strokes Den's foot
Sam- hello Den
Sam- i'm going to tell them everything I'll probably get a reward
Sharon- you haven't said anything about me dress
Dennis- yeah it's nice it'll look better on the bedroom floor
Dennis- my wife is evil...my wife
Sharon- we did it
Dennis- yeah we did...I bloody love you Mrs Rickman
Sharon- I love you too
Ian- they've found a body
Sharon- but it's my wedding day
Sam- gotcha
they are fantastic i couldn't remember excatly what chrissie said about sam, its so funny. Kim Mecalf deserves an award
p.s i liked it when chrissie banged on sam's door for the 1st time and said:
Chrissie:"Your gonna pay you sceming, little b***h
Sam"Get off me you psycho"
class- i know it was ages ago. i love those two together
I do too was watching old episodes of Chrissie's early days she wasn't as calculating but she was just as much fun to watch and still a bit of a bitch
xXxJessxXx
30-08-2005, 09:31
Some funny ones from yesterday
Dot: Paulines Here
Dennis: Oh blommin' marvalous
Pauline: Are you ready then?
Dennis: yeah i'm gonna go like this
Pauline: Well er.. get ya self all.. buttoned up.
Dennis: Anyone will have thought she'd just caught me starkers!
Sam: Plasterd! I'm cemented
Dot: Pauline smile... its a wedding.
Sam: Sorry about ya nose... i'll er.. buy ya a drink!
Jim: Mother-in-law alright?
Dennis: Can't get enough of me!
Sam: Hello Den!
Classic episode and some classic lines
Kat- you don't think she'll stir things do ya
Chrissie- no she hasn't got the guts but her blundering all around with snot down her face looking like something the dog puked up sort of ruins the carnival mood you know what I mean
Kat- all heart you aint ya
Sam- plastered I'm cemented
Sam- look Tracey you know about your nose and all that I'm sorry i'll make it up to you yeah i'll buy you a drink
Sam strokes Den's foot
Sam- hello Den
Sam- i'm going to tell them everything I'll probably get a reward
Sharon- you haven't said anything about me dress
Dennis- yeah it's nice it'll look better on the bedroom floor
Dennis- my wife is evil...my wife
Sharon- we did it
Dennis- yeah we did...I bloody love you Mrs Rickman
Sharon- I love you too
Ian- they've found a body
Sharon- but it's my wedding day
Sam- gotcha
they are all fab, i loved sams line
'i ain't plastered i'm cemented'!! :rotfl:
and when she was going through Chrissie's things and found her passport!
'Chrissie, chrissie chrissie, not such a smart ass now'
p.s i liked it when chrissie banged on sam's door for the 1st time and said:
Chrissie:"Your gonna pay you sceming, little b***h
Sam"Get off me you psycho"
class- i know it was ages ago. i love those two together
when was that said?
Some funny ones from yesterday
Dot: Paulines Here
Dennis: Oh blommin' marvalous
Pauline: Are you ready then?
Dennis: yeah i'm gonna go like this
Pauline: Well er.. get ya self all.. buttoned up.
Dennis: Anyone will have thought she'd just caught me starkers!
Sam: Plasterd! I'm cemented
Dot: Pauline smile... its a wedding.
Sam: Sorry about ya nose... i'll er.. buy ya a drink!
Jim: Mother-in-law alright?
Dennis: Can't get enough of me!
Sam: Hello Den!
yeh they were good my favourite, the one with pauline and dennis!!!
tracy: hello?
:cheer: she spoke!
That has to be the line of the year!!
I realised why she never spoke before yesterday, one word came to mind, WOODEN!
:rotfl:
That has to be the line of the year!!
I realised why she never spoke before yesterday, one word came to mind, WOODEN!
:rotfl:
harsh...but true! :lol:
~*~Leanne~*~
30-08-2005, 20:06
she has spoke before and i love the lines
xXxJessxXx
30-08-2005, 20:06
Lol toinight was good but funny as well.
Kat: and i dont no nothing
Stacey: I dont know nothing neither
Kat: Right pair of know nothing then aint we
Dennis: Becasue thats what it is.. a murder trial... not unless he laid down for a kip and someone poured hot cement on him.
Dennis: I know who it is.. its my father Den watts. dont worry i wont puke up, burst into tears i hated the man. (Something along those lines, forget what he saud exactly)
Dennis's face when he was cutting the cake. lol
.
Kat: and i dont no nothing
Stacey: I dont know nothing neither
Kat: Right pair of know nothing then aint we
Dennis: Becasue thats what it is.. a murder trial... not unless he laid down for a kip and someone poured hot cement on him.
Dennis's face when he was cutting the cake. lol
Yeh i like the relationship between Kat and Stacey, i think its great, and what they were saying to each other was good!
all the stuff that was said in the interviews was good all about the mitchells and stuff!
xXxJessxXx
01-09-2005, 20:03
Dennis: Do you really think Jesus has time to care what i think
Dot: Oh Dennis... Jesus has time for everyone!
Kat: You and Sam... I dunno who's stupider. lol
Police person: Chrissie.. i am arresting you on suspicion of murder... (Hahahahahaha i dont like her...)lol
hannah-mj
01-09-2005, 20:04
sharon: dennis do something....!
*gets totally blanked* lol
xXxJessxXx
01-09-2005, 20:35
lol yeah... i get the feeling Dennis wasnt to botherd. i think he thought Chrisses was guilty of murder o he chose to do nothing. the look on his face when chrissie was syaing that story to throw them off. something like
Chrissie: That night you hated him... but you didnt wish him dead... and neiter did i. he died thinking i hated him!But i stilled loved him sharon
Sharon then gave a sympthetic little look.
Dennis's face was funny, i bet he was thinking: 'God, love Den! They cant be serious, how could any one love him!'
littlemo
02-09-2005, 17:08
lol yeah... i get the feeling Dennis wasnt to botherd. i think he thought Chrisses was guilty of murder o he chose to do nothing. the look on his face when chrissie was syaing that story to throw them off. something like
Chrissie: That night you hated him... but you didnt wish him dead... and neiter did i. he died thinking i hated him!But i stilled loved him sharon
Sharon then gave a sympthetic little look.
Dennis's face was funny, i bet he was thinking: 'God, love Den! They cant be serious, how could any one love him!'
I thought yesterdays epsidode was best out of this weeks so far, it was great! I loved all the interaction with Sharon, Dennis and Chrissie. Although Dennis pretends he doesn't care about the death, it's clear he does. I thought he would be congratulating Chrissie, and yet he seems really mad at her.
I hated all that crap Chrissie was spouting when she was trying to get Sharon on side, she's so two faced! she's trying to act like their the same, that she empathises with her, she's awful manipulating a grieving woman like that.
I thought it was funny the excuse Chrissie made about the credit card, it was such an unbelievable story, it was laughable. I doubt the police would have given her too much of a hard time, credit card fraud is an offence, but when it's your husbands, it's not exactly the crime of the century is it! Dennis thought it was ridiculous.
From tonights eppi
Dot-'They arrested Betty?' :rotfl: :lol: how funny was that!!!
jake-'I thought it was only me who got into Trouble come here' :wub:
Sam-'It was Chrisie' (at the end) when she screamed it!!
[QUOTE=*Fanatic*Loves Dennis*]From tonights eppi
Dot-'They arrested Betty?' :rotfl: :lol: how funny was that!!!
Was just going to post that!! What a classic!!! Pauline and Dots facial expressions were so funny!! I t's nice to see the other side of Pauline for a change!!!
xXxJessxXx
02-09-2005, 20:48
Kat: She's a slater, we're good at telling lies
Little Mo: Yea... and keeing secrets!
Dennis: Sam struggles to lift a barrel on her own and we're supposed to think she burried him down in the cella on her own.
Sharon: well she knew where to dig him up!
Sharon: Why Sam burry him in here
Dennis:she was running late for the hairdressers how should i know?!
Sharon: He's dead Dennis...dat was our dads body they took from here
Dennis: What you want me to cry
Dennis: Yes! I wanted him dead!
Dennis: Why does it matter wht i feel! You saw your dad being brought from here. Me... i saw a dead corpse in a metal coffin.
Pauline: They've taken my dog
Dot: Who has the police
Pauline: Just now...
Dot: They arrested betty! :lol: :rotfl:
Chrissie: Ask any of the regulars
PC What ever: Like Who
Chrissie: Mo... Pat... Pauline (Like how they are all women! lol not mentioning the proper regualrs in the pub like Jim and Patrik!)
Sam: i didnt do it... it was chrissie.... IT WAS CHRISSEEEEEEE!
Angeldelight
02-09-2005, 21:06
I thought yesterdays epsidode was best out of this weeks so far, it was great! I loved all the interaction with Sharon, Dennis and Chrissie. Although Dennis pretends he doesn't care about the death, it's clear he does. I thought he would be congratulating Chrissie, and yet he seems really mad at her.
I hated all that crap Chrissie was spouting when she was trying to get Sharon on side, she's so two faced! she's trying to act like their the same, that she empathises with her, she's awful manipulating a grieving woman like that.
I thought it was funny the excuse Chrissie made about the credit card, it was such an unbelievable story, it was laughable. I doubt the police would have given her too much of a hard time, credit card fraud is an offence, but when it's your husbands, it's not exactly the crime of the century is it! Dennis thought it was ridiculous.
But Chrissie has an excuse or reason for everything... she's been getting away with this for six months... sam keeps inplicating herself even further... oh come on this is great telly.. i love this storyline... i mean how much is she getting away with when all she wants to do is survive?
i really hope that she gets away with his murder... if Sharon had any sense she wouldn't believe Chrissie but she does... maybe she hasn't forgiven Den... but HOW can you grieve for someone you can't forgive? it doesn't make sense...
hannah-mj
02-09-2005, 23:57
Dot-'They arrested Betty?' :rotfl: :lol: how funny was that!!! :thumbsup: that was sooo funny! :rotfl:
xsoftladybugx
03-09-2005, 11:54
Dot-'They arrested Betty?'
oh my god i could'nt stop laughin at that!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:
littlemo
04-09-2005, 00:36
A lot of quotes Dennis has had this week have cracked me up! I love the way he uses humour as a defence mechanism. These are some of his lines:
Dennis: Unless he lay down for a kip and somebody poured cement over him by mistake
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Sharon: Why would Sam bury him here in the Vic?
Dennis: She was late for the hairdressers who knows?
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(drilling outside)
Pauline: Why do they have to make so much noise?
Dennis: Because they are digging up a corpse
Pauline: Do you have to put it like that
Dennis: O.k fine the law are building us a water feature with carp, they are nice like that, it's going to look lovely, after they dig up the corpse.
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There's been so many more, but I can't think at the moment.
xXxJessxXx
04-09-2005, 12:22
I love the way he uses humour as a defence mechanism.
I love Dennis when he does that. its so funny and whitty! i think this is the thing i'll miss most about thim. this week there's been loads and they've all been great and make me laugh. Other i liked is when the whole dalton thing went on.
Sharon: who are ya... who am i looking at?...
Dennis: I'm a murderer darlin... just like ya old man told ya
Dennis: dress it up a bit prettyier for ya shall i ... alright, we went for a nature ramble in the woods... only one of us came back!
Sharon: You say it like its nothing
Dennis: people say it all the time.. i mean if ya dont shut up im gonna kill ya...!Its a figure of speech,
Dennis: What do you want to be when you're older? Please miss, I want to be a murderer. I don't want to be but that's what I'm going to be.
Dennis: How's the club? I heard you got it back. The wendy house for his little princess who's in her mid-thirties.
Dennis: ahh....you gotta love him haven't ya...Very selective in his truth telling…he should go into politics'
Dennis: one count of GBH and a murder and the rest of the time I was rescuing kittens from trees and helping old ladies across the street
Dennis: hitting your head against a brick wall feels great when you stop
Sharon: But i thought he was in toruble...
Dennis: Well he was in trouble wasn’t he? He was looking down the business end of a barrel with me at the trigger, I call that trouble.
he also said somehting about bunnies, picnic and fluffy clouds but i cant remeber it.
samantha nixon
04-09-2005, 15:04
these quotes are al really good and funny
Eastenders_4ev@
04-09-2005, 17:13
Dot-'They arrested Betty?'
oh my god i could'nt stop laughin at that!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: omg i **** stop laughing to thats was proper funny
~*~Leanne~*~
04-09-2005, 17:27
dennis has some great lines i love em
xXxJessxXx
06-09-2005, 20:05
Dennis: I just think she's hiding something
Jake: Yeah well i could say the same about you
Dennis: Yeah you could... but you dont know what i've done.
*
Jake: you really think Chrissie could murder a man, lug him donw the cella and burry him like nothign's happend.
Dennis: More than Sam could you mean...
Something alone those lies. Dennis is quite a clever bloke aint he. lol
I will let you know on my favourite quotes when I finished thinking :)
Chris_2k11
12-09-2005, 20:06
Kat: "Me & Alfie, were back together!"
Little Mo: "That is great news!" (yeah but not for youuu luv!!) haha :lol: :p
xXxJessxXx
12-09-2005, 20:34
Kat: "Me & Alfie, were back together!"
Little Mo: "That is great news!" (yeah but not for youuu luv!!) haha :lol: :p
lol :rotfl:
kirsty_g
13-09-2005, 15:59
[QUOTE=kelly05][QUOTE=*Fanatic*Loves Dennis*]From tonights eppi
Dot-'They arrested Betty?' :rotfl: :lol: how funny was that!!!
i couldnt stop laughing
feelingyellow
13-09-2005, 18:47
i didn't get the 'they've arrested betty' thing at first, but then i watched it again and i'm still laughing! :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
13-09-2005, 19:44
Kat: "Me and you, were gonna be fine Alfie" (lets see if she's still sayin that after tonight's episode!) :eek: :p
xXxJessxXx
13-09-2005, 20:31
Kat: "Me and you, were gonna be fine Alfie" (lets see if she's still sayin that after tonight's episode!) :eek: :p
lol yeah.
and big mo sayign to i think it was billy, 'you cant saty mad at alfie for too long' or somethign along those lines. lol, dont think she'll be sticker to her words either. :rotfl:
Dunno if anyone's posted this one:
Alfie: I've been used, abused, robbed and run over and they call it safe sex!
xXxJessxXx
15-09-2005, 18:28
Dunno if anyone's posted this one:
Alfie: I've been used, abused, robbed and run over and they call it safe sex!
lol taht was funny werent it. lol :lol: :rotfl:
sarahwelford
16-09-2005, 00:52
i liked the one after andys will been read and pat offers sam a drink but sam does nt take it and chrissie is like
Oh you should of taken that drink but why dont you have one on the house oh did i say house touchy subject
parkerman
16-09-2005, 08:58
Kat to Little Mo, last night, "When did he put 'is tongue in yer mouf?"
feelingyellow
16-09-2005, 16:48
Dunno if anyone's posted this one:
Alfie: I've been used, abused, robbed and run over and they call it safe sex!
when did he say that? i can't remember, lol
sarahwelford
16-09-2005, 18:21
was it when he went every where looking for a condom
feelingyellow
16-09-2005, 18:27
was it when he went every where looking for a condom
oh yeah, i think so. such a pointless episode, funny though :)
_lil_hunni
16-09-2005, 22:08
No that happened!
Chrissie talking about Den :-
Chrissie - 'He was stubborn, untrustworthy, arrogant, devious. Those are his good points. But he could sweet talk the horn off a rhino'
Dennis - 'And is that why you stuck with him?'
Chrissie -'No, 'cos he was like one of those alcheimists...ya know the people that could change leed into gold. It's his gift. I'd wake up some mornings and I'd feel like the ugliest thing on earth and Den, he'd just look at me and he'd make me feel beautiful'
Chrissie & Den :-
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
ROFL!!! i love these chrissie quotes theyre so funny. Chrissies the best! :p
Chris_2k11
16-09-2005, 22:39
Kat had some great quotes at the beginning of tonight's episode, when she was being all cocky with Alfie! :lol:
Chris_2k11
22-09-2005, 21:09
Peggy: "Chrissie Watts!!! Murdererrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!" :rotfl:
heheheh i loved that hehehe MUDERER
sarahwelford
22-09-2005, 23:06
i loved that one and peggy
"Stood there in your widows weads acting like butter would nt melt and it was you that put him in there in the first place"
Not sure that was the right way it was said but you know which bit i mean
Chris_2k11
23-09-2005, 13:18
Chrissie: "If you ever betray me again Den, i'll kill you"
Den: "Yeah ok"
Chrissie: "No, I mean it" <----- (she certainly did!) :rotfl:
sarahwelford
23-09-2005, 17:57
Chrissie: "If you ever betray me again Den, i'll kill you"
Den: "Yeah ok"
Chrissie: "No, I mean it" <----- (she certainly did!) :rotfl:
Maybe its time jake started to really listen to chrissie
parkerman
23-09-2005, 18:37
Or he might finish up like Den, you mean?
the_watts_rule
23-09-2005, 19:03
Den: So much for me having the worst night of me life, Im having a ball!
I think that one is good
sarahwelford
24-09-2005, 00:45
i love chrissies
"now you know what its like to loose everything now you know what its like to be us now you know what its like to be ME"
patrick: "this is gonna be gooooooooooooooooood " hehehehe
mickey: its like a marraige, never the same the second time round
jim: maybe pauline should borrow them her doorstop
the_watts_rule
24-09-2005, 09:18
Lol
Sharon: I could have lived a long time without knowing that.
den: so what i got zoe pregnant, me an old man, ill be a hero, they'll make my birthday a public holiday
sarahwelford
24-09-2005, 11:50
I lovved chrissie's speech last night the end bit was good
"i DID NOT KILL DEN" " I DID NOT KILL YOUR FATHER"
Then sharon mouths to chrissie
i know
Chrissie: "If you ever betray me again Den, i'll kill you"
Den: "Yeah ok"
Chrissie: "No, I mean it" <----- (she certainly did!) :rotfl:
Yeh ironic lol, den shoulda listened!!
sarahwelford
24-09-2005, 15:49
i think chrissie has some of the best lines in the show
Chris_2k11
09-10-2005, 22:12
Peggy: "What's happened to us Billy?! We used to run this place!" <----- (Who does she think she is?! The Mafia?!) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
littlemo
09-10-2005, 23:11
Peggy: "What's happened to us Billy?! We used to run this place!" <----- (Who does she think she is?! The Mafia?!) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I know, she does seem to take the running of The Vic and Walford very seriously. She's been all over the world and this is where she wants to be. Is she crazy or what?! I do love the Mitchell family though, so bring it on!
Angeldelight
10-10-2005, 17:35
Jake- i love you, you hear, i love you
Chrissie- I love you, you know that don't you?
Chris_2k11
10-10-2005, 20:17
Pat: "Swings and Roundabouts Peggy! Swings and Roundabouts!" haha loved that! :lol:
xXxJessxXx
11-10-2005, 15:42
yesterday made be giggle.
Mickey: Stacey will you stop oogling at my sister's boobs!
Stacey: i helped pay for them i'll oogle all i want.
Pauline: She's out there flauting her self
Dot: She's Never! :eek: (the way she said it. lol as though someone had slapped her round the face!lol)
Stacey(To Darren): you'll be letting down the family name wont ya... getting a job.
feelingyellow
11-10-2005, 15:52
yesterday made be giggle.
Mickey: Stacey will you stop oogling at my sister's boobs!
Stacey: i helped pay for them i'll oogle all i want.
Pauline: She's out there flauting her self
Dot: She's Never! :eek: (the way she said it. lol as though someone had slapped her round the face!lol)
Stacey(To Darren): you'll be letting down the family name wont ya... getting a job.
:rotfl: those were well fab quotes!!!
melanielovesdennisrickman
11-10-2005, 17:54
Yeah,they were really Funny!!
Especially Stacey made me laugh last night lol!!
xXxJessxXx
11-10-2005, 20:11
In tonights.
Dawn: Listen Mate!!! You might have a girls name but you aint his sister!
LUSHLOOKE69
12-10-2005, 00:36
I cant believe two of my all time favuorite quotes have been left out
Roy-Pat I never liked your earings (after her affair with Frank)
Roxy (the woman who was going to be zoe's pimp)-Kat Look wh it is Betty Boop
LUSHLOOKE69
12-10-2005, 01:09
Another classic is the Sharrongate speech Phil-Grant the love is me not burning down the vic brick by brick whilst she's still in, love is not me smashing you into that wall thats my love to you.
Ps sorry these arnt gonna be the exact quotes as they are off the top of my head
Chris_2k11
13-10-2005, 22:11
Peggy: 'Oh here she is, the wicked witch of Walford!' :lol:
Chris_2k11
13-10-2005, 22:14
Alfie: 'Stacey, what you doing tonight?'
Stacey: 'You dirty git! What do you wanna do? Complete the set!?' :eek: :lol:
feelingyellow
13-10-2005, 22:20
Alfie: 'Stacey, what you doing tonight?'
Stacey: 'You dirty git! What do you wanna do? Complete the set!?' :eek: :lol:
:rotfl: that one was hilarious, i loved it!!
sarahwelford
13-10-2005, 23:08
Alfie: 'Stacey, what you doing tonight?'
Stacey: 'You dirty git! What do you wanna do? Complete the set!?' :eek: :lol:
That made me laugh so hard i nearl choked
And i liked
Chrissie : You really should see someone about that venom
melanielovesdennisrickman
14-10-2005, 06:29
Alfie: 'Stacey, what you doing tonight?'
Stacey: 'You dirty git! What do you wanna do? Complete the set!?' :eek: :lol:
That one was really Good lol!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
I just love Stacey and her quotes lol!!
alkalinetrio
14-10-2005, 13:06
hahaha that quote was great
xlxstaceyxlx
14-10-2005, 23:19
some good quotes here and some class ones too!
Stacey has soooo many good ones but i cant think of any.her and her quotes they make me laugh so much and Nana moon has some class ones too
This was on UKTV Gold the other day:
Winston: What's that?
Kat: Fried egg on toast.
Winston: No, omlette on charcoal.
Kat:The egg was broke
Winston: I like my eggs runny
Kat: Well I like Brad Pitt but we can't have evrything we like can we.
Kat: Oh and by the way I broke a nail doing that so keep an eye out for it will you? Cheers.
LostVoodoo
15-10-2005, 13:32
don't know if this has already been said but this is my ultimate soap quote of all time:
PAULINE: Sit down and have a cuppa tea
VICKI: Gran, I'm pregnant.
PAULINE: I'll get the biscuits...
xsoftladybugx
15-10-2005, 14:27
Vikki's Preggers??!
Chris_2k11
15-10-2005, 14:29
Vikki's Preggers??!Yeah, remember, with Spencer's baby!
xsoftladybugx
15-10-2005, 14:30
Ohhhhh yeh i remeber now, thanks
Angeldelight
15-10-2005, 21:34
Friday's eppy
Johhny- ahhh Peggy didn't see you peeking over the table there
Chrissie- everyone's moved on maybe you should do the same and you should really see someone about that venom
^ absolute classics
Friday's eppy
Johhny- ahhh Peggy didn't see you peeking over the table there
Chrissie- everyone's moved on maybe you should do the same and you should really see someone about that venom
^ absolute classics
:lol: didn't hear that one about peggy that johnny said!! And i loved Chrissie's quote! She so is the queen of the one liners!
parkerman
17-10-2005, 21:00
Two good quotes tonight, I thought:
Jim: You gotta give them their due, they played a blinder there.
Johnny Allen: She reminded me of you but without all the wisdom, obviously.
Angeldelight
18-10-2005, 11:23
Two good quotes tonight, I thought:
Jim: You gotta give them their due, they played a blinder there.
Johnny Allen: She reminded me of you but without all the wisdom, obviously.
I loved those ones... they were brill
Chris_2k11
20-10-2005, 19:36
Ruby: 'He wants me to go outside, what do I do?' :searchme:
Erm... go outside maybe?! :rolleyes:
Angeldelight
20-10-2005, 19:43
Ruby: 'He wants me to go outside, what do I do?' :searchme:
Erm... go outside maybe?! :rolleyes:
i'd say go outside... your talking about Johnny Allen remember...
xXxJessxXx
20-10-2005, 20:01
Keith: i love you very dearly dawn, always be there for you
Dawn: Is he drunk?
Keith: like a bridge over troubles waters i will lay me down
Dawn: yeah i'd rather drown if its all the same keith.
Jonny: C'mon darling we were both there rember, only you seem to be suffering from selective memory.
Chris_2k11
21-10-2005, 21:04
Peggy: 'Leave her aloneeeee youuuuuu!!! :angry: If my Phil was here he'd have had mincemeat out of youuuu!!' :mad: :rolleyes:
Johnny: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once I caught a fish alive!' :lol:
shannisrules
22-10-2005, 17:01
Johnny: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once I caught a fish alive!' that was funny
sanddennislover
22-10-2005, 17:37
[QUOTE]
Johhny 1,2,3,4,5 Once i got a fish alive
oh yeah that what johnny said made me lugh i had a bad day to day and that made me laugh :)
Ritchie Scott : At the end of the day Phil looks like an armed robber, and that's what the jury will see.
that just really made me laugh for some reason
sexi_lexi
22-10-2005, 22:01
The best quote ever, had me in stiches.
Pauline: They've taken me dog.
Dot: They've arrested betty?
That was funnyest thing said on Eastenders!
Chris_2k11
22-10-2005, 22:03
The best quote ever, had me in stiches.
Pauline: They've taken me dog.
Dot: They've arrested betty?
That was funnyest thing said on Eastenders!lol I loved that! :lol:
shannisrules
22-10-2005, 22:51
lol ye that has to go down in history!
xsoftladybugx
23-10-2005, 16:02
Pauline: They've taken me dog.
Dot: They've arrested betty?
That was hilarious and the look on Dot's face when she said it!! I was in hysterics!! :rotfl:
Ian: What's the grand total? Me, Peggy, Minty, oh they'll have to close the roads around the court for that crowd.
Johnny: I dont hit women
Ruby: No you just cut their fingers off
shannisrules
23-10-2005, 16:56
Ian: What's the grand total? Me, Peggy, Minty, oh they'll have to close the roads around the court for that crowd. that was funny
xXxJessxXx
24-10-2005, 20:35
Billy: Oui you leave her alone or ill rip your bleedin head off!
Sean: Yeah.. you and who's army
lol that was funny, great outburst from billy. lol, didnt know he had it in him. it was obvious that sean was going to reply with that. lol. i saw it a mile off.
those scenes at the table at the vic were funny. lol with denni teroising chrissie. lol
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
Sharon: you admiting to murdering some one and asking my step mum if she's killed anyone latly. If thats you being nice then id hate to see you upset!
Dens return line: " 'ello princess"
Grants return line: " 'ello mum"
Have we been here before?
[QUOTE=xXxJessxXx]Billy: those scenes at the table at the vic were funny. lol with denni teroising chrissie. lol
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
QUOTE]
:rotfl: fab!
[QUOTE=xXxJessxXx]Billy: those scenes at the table at the vic were funny. lol with denni teroising chrissie. lol
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
QUOTE]
:rotfl: fab!
That had me in stitches as well!!
sarahwelford
24-10-2005, 23:04
[QUOTE=xXxJessxXx]Billy: those scenes at the table at the vic were funny. lol with denni teroising chrissie. lol
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
QUOTE]
:rotfl: fab!
That was so funny i was laughing so much.
And then the
Man : You and whos army
Grant : Ello Mum
I loved that line from Chrissie. :cheer: Great work from Tony Jordan.
Loved the whole conversation between chrissie and dennis!
Grant: Ello Mom
Den: Ello Princess
Sharon: Ello Peggy bet you never thouht you'd see me again (best quote ever!)
Sharon: Ello Peggy bet you never thouht you'd see me again (best quote ever!)
Was that said when Sharon was revealed as the new owner of the Queen Vic, when she came back in 2001?
Was that said when Sharon was revealed as the new owner of the Queen Vic, when she came back in 2001?
yes! to this day the best scene in eastenders!
yes! to this day the best scene in eastenders!
I loved that scene. Peggy's face was a picture. :)
johnny : i knew you two when you were little boys
grant: yeah well we've grown
pat: what's up?
peggy: we've got a couple of new houseguests
pat: i've think we're gonna have to rethink the food budget
dot: im not one to gossip but...
ian: they're look over here, pretend like we're having a good time
jane: oh thanks very much!
gary: they had no birds in the chinese army, they were at home cooking the noodles
sharon: he ent her boyfriend, he's my husband
johnny: i wish you'd stayed my mistress, its a lot less hassle
FABULOUS EPISODE FOR QUOTES!
pat: i've think we're gonna have to rethink the food budget
I love Pat, she is a gem. :)
Also.
Pat: How long will they be staying?
Peggy: Till Sam gets out
Pat: I hope she does'nt get 20 years
I love Pat, she is a gem. :)
Also.
Pat: How long will they be staying?
Peggy: Till Sam gets out
Pat: I hope she does'nt get 20 years
:rotfl: knew id forgotten one of the quotes! yes that was hilarious! :rotfl:
emma_strange
25-10-2005, 20:33
yes! to this day the best scene in eastenders!
might be beat soon thoguh, what with grant and phil
Dennis: "I don't want to have to hurt you"
Grant: "Now thats hardly likely is it"
Chris_2k11
25-10-2005, 20:41
I love Pat, she is a gem. :)
Also.
Pat: How long will they be staying?
Peggy: Till Sam gets out
Pat: I hope she does'nt get 20 yearsI must have missed that one! :(
might be beat soon thoguh, what with grant and phil
i doubt it: babs and tish being my two fav' darlings, it will take a lot of beating
I must have missed that one! :(
common chris pay attention! :nono: :p
xXxJessxXx
25-10-2005, 20:43
johnny : i knew you two when you were little boys
grant: yeah well we've grown
dot: im not one to gossip but...
ian: they're look over here, pretend like we're having a good time
jane: oh thanks very much!
sharon: he ent her boyfriend, he's my husband
FABULOUS EPISODE FOR QUOTES!
:rotfl: These all made me laugh. but especially these. i couldnt beleive Ian said that to Jane. lol. :rotfl: Grant sounded so dumb when he said "we've grown"lol. :rotfl: Dot made me laugh.lol "Im not one to gossip but grants the bigger one of the two and phils the smarter one..."lol Sharon's line was funny too. it reminded me of what she said to den "He aint my boyfriend.... he's your son!" seems like people in the square easily get Dennis muddled with other people.lol
Other quotes from tonight in foudn funny were:
Grant: Well i had to do somethign didnt i? everyone was banged up i was begining to feel like an only child.
Phil: Even Grant aint stupid enough to hit Jonny allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: alright well he is stupid but i wouldnt let him anyway.... (more banter)...you started it
Grant:You called me stupid
Phil:Well no ones denying it
Grant:You sure he's my brother?
Grant: i've bin gone for years and i come back and its been taken over by little hobbits!
Phil: sorry for trying to shoot ya.
Grant: i'm sorry for trying to drown ya.
Grant: Bit weird though, him turning up after all those years.
Phil: you can talk!
Grant: Yeah well i aint dead am i.
Phil: You aint bin in to see Jonny allen yet!
Dennis: Look i dont wanna have to hurt you.
Grant: Well thats hardly gonna be likely is it! :rotfl: That was funny, bless Dennis acting the hard man. I normaly wouldnt mock him as he does have a bit of a temer lol but agaistnt Grant he's a cute skinny puppy dog. lol (it was like seeing ian standing up to Andy that time in the vic in the lock in eppy!)lol :lol:
imagine the possible quate when grant meets sam next ep:
this isnt sam! her face has changed! my sam had skin missing under her nose! :rotfl:
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