EastEnders Quotes!

[xXxJessxXx]

imagine the possible quate when grant meets sam next ep:

this isnt sam! her face has changed! my sam had skin missing under her nose! :rotfl:

lol :rotfl: it'll be good to see how these two work together on screen.

[Bryan]

lol :rotfl: it'll be good to see how these two work together on screen.

well they wont have many scenes together, lets hope they shine in the ones that they do have.

[Layne]

:rotfl: These all made me laugh. but especially these. i couldnt beleive Ian said that to Jane. lol. :rotfl: Grant sounded so dumb when he said "we've grown"lol. :rotfl: Dot made me laugh.lol "Im not one to gossip but grants the bigger one of the two and phils the smarter one..."lol Sharon's line was funny too. it reminded me of what she said to den "He aint my boyfriend.... he's your son!" seems like people in the square easily get Dennis muddled with other people.lol

Other quotes from tonight in foudn funny were:

Grant: Well i had to do somethign didnt i? everyone was banged up i was begining to feel like an only child.

Phil: Even Grant aint stupid enough to hit Jonny allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: alright well he is stupid but i wouldnt let him anyway.... (more banter)...you started it
Grant:You called me stupid
Phil:Well no ones denying it
Grant:You sure he's my brother?

Grant: i've bin gone for years and i come back and its been taken over by little hobbits!

Phil: sorry for trying to shoot ya.
Grant: i'm sorry for trying to drown ya.

Grant: Bit weird though, him turning up after all those years.
Phil: you can talk!
Grant: Yeah well i aint dead am i.
Phil: You aint bin in to see Jonny allen yet!

Dennis: Look i dont wanna have to hurt you.
Grant: Well thats hardly gonna be likely is it! :rotfl: That was funny, bless Dennis acting the hard man. I normaly wouldnt mock him as he does have a bit of a temer lol but agaistnt Grant he's a cute skinny puppy dog. lol (it was like seeing ian standing up to Andy that time in the vic in the lock in eppy!)lol :lol:


all were so funny specially the stupid ones! :lol: i was laughing the whole way through!

[Layne]

:rotfl: These all made me laugh. but especially these. i couldnt beleive Ian said that to Jane. lol. :rotfl: Grant sounded so dumb when he said "we've grown"lol. :rotfl: Dot made me laugh.lol "Im not one to gossip but grants the bigger one of the two and phils the smarter one..."lol Sharon's line was funny too. it reminded me of what she said to den "He aint my boyfriend.... he's your son!" seems like people in the square easily get Dennis muddled with other people.lol

Other quotes from tonight in foudn funny were:

Grant: Well i had to do somethign didnt i? everyone was banged up i was begining to feel like an only child.

Phil: Even Grant aint stupid enough to hit Jonny allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: alright well he is stupid but i wouldnt let him anyway.... (more banter)...you started it
Grant:You called me stupid
Phil:Well no ones denying it
Grant:You sure he's my brother?

Grant: i've bin gone for years and i come back and its been taken over by little hobbits!

Phil: sorry for trying to shoot ya.
Grant: i'm sorry for trying to drown ya.

Grant: Bit weird though, him turning up after all those years.
Phil: you can talk!
Grant: Yeah well i aint dead am i.
Phil: You aint bin in to see Jonny allen yet!

Dennis: Look i dont wanna have to hurt you.
Grant: Well thats hardly gonna be likely is it! :rotfl: That was funny, bless Dennis acting the hard man. I normaly wouldnt mock him as he does have a bit of a temer lol but agaistnt Grant he's a cute skinny puppy dog. lol (it was like seeing ian standing up to Andy that time in the vic in the lock in eppy!)lol :lol:


:lol: twas so fuinny!" x

[emma_strange]

[QUOTE=xXxJessxXx]

Phil: sorry for trying to shoot ya.
Grant: i'm sorry for trying to drown ya.
[QUOTE]

:cheer: that was my fav!

[Jade]

Grant: New Rule - no more running
Phil: We can still look ard sitting down

[Jade]

sharon: he ent her boyfriend, he's my husband

and um my brother.

[Chris_2k11]

and um my brother. :rotfl:

[Debs]

and um my brother.


LMAO :rotfl:

[Layne]

and um my brother.

:lol: LMAO! Nice one! x

[feelingyellow]

and um my brother.

:rotfl: good one! :lol:

[the_watts_rule]

Hi These have probably been posted but heres them anyway

Phil- You just stand there and look hard
Sharon- He's not her boyfriend, He's my husband

[the_watts_rule]

and um my brother.

LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[chance]

Dennis: "I don't want to have to hurt you"
Grant: "Now thats hardly likely is it"
that was sooooooo funny,had me in stitches :rotfl:

[Kim]

and um my brother.

:rotfl: Should be good when Phil points that one out to Grant.

[Angeltigger]

and um my brother.

He not her brother

Wow sound like Eastenders have some good quotes

[Jade]

Den = Sharons adoptive Dad
Den = Dennis natural farther

[Angeltigger]

Den = Sharons adoptive Dad
Den = Dennis natural farther
Yeah but they are not flash and blood- as Sharon got adoptive, also how did the vicar let them get married. He is her brother but her real brother and they are not from the same people

[Layne]

Yeah but they are not flash and blood- as Sharon got adoptive, also how did the vicar let them get married. He is her brother but her real brother and they are not from the same people

the vicar marrid tehm because sharon is adopted and they both have different surnames!
ANYWAYS
quotes!

[Angeltigger]

So they have different surnames and they are brothers and sister. ok, but than i can see what Jade is saying as they have the same dad that make them brother and sister.

[Kim]

He not her brother

Wow sound like Eastenders have some good quotes

That's the way some Walford residents think though and I think Phil and Grant will think the same.

I liked:

Sharon: GRANT what are you doing. He's not her boyfriend he's my husband.

[Angeldelight]

love the new quotes... missed tuesday eppy as i was at the NTA's... looked like a missed a brill eppy... loved this quote...


Grant: Bit weird though, him turning up after all those years.
Phil: you can talk!
Grant: Yeah well i aint dead am i.
Phil: You aint bin in to see Jonny allen yet!

[Katy]

yeh that was funny. Tuesdays episode was probably one of the best ive seen in a long time i liked

Grant What are those
Phil Hoodies

[soapyclean]

AWW we forgetting Billie and his pillow rofl that was cute, some best one liners they have had in ages. Wonder if they will have the bloopers for them because they would've been in stitches with those quotes.

31/3 - 4 hrs before tonights epi is on YIPEE!!!!!!

[Katy]

oh yeah Billy is so funny.
Grant You coming to the pub
Phil Yeah
Billy Oh great can i come
both No

billys face was great

[xXxJessxXx]

That's the way some Walford residents think though and I think Phil and Grant will think the same.


yeah sharon and dennis might not be blood related or anythign or see them selves as brother and sister now they are married but thing is if grant still has feelings for her and both of them hate dennis they arent gonna think twice about winding them up or taking the mic out of them are they. love to see grants face when he finds out. lol, and phil already kows they were sort of bro and sis, know he knows they're married. lol

[Kim]

yeah sharon and dennis might not be blood related or anythign or see them selves as brother and sister now they are married but thing is if grant still has feelings for her and both of them hate dennis they arent gonna think twice about winding them up or taking the mic out of them are they. love to see grants face when he finds out. lol, and phil already kows they were sort of bro and sis, know he knows they're married. lol

Yeah, I think Phil and Grant will take the mick, but I was just saying that some residents still see them as brother and sister.

[xXxJessxXx]

Yeah, I think Phil and Grant will take the mick, but I was just saying that some residents still see them as brother and sister.

yeah thats what i meant too. because the other residents thought it for a while so they will be no execption.

[DennisRbabe]

Got to be Ian's from the other night:

(Gary and Minty look at Ian)
Ian: They are looking over, Quick look like we are having fun!
Jane: Did u hear what you just said??

[DennisRbabe]

And grants:

Grant: Now this may sting abit

[xXxJessxXx]

Got to be Ian's from the other night:

(Gary and Minty look at Ian)
Ian: They are looking over, Quick look like we are having fun!
Jane: Did u hear what you just said??

that was funny, the way he did it as well made me creese up. :rotfl: if someone said that to me id be so offended.

[shannisrules]

ye so would i and then he sarted fake laughing it was so funny cant wait for tonight!

[Jade]

Grant (to Phil): I aint traveled 6,000 miles for a fight with you - it aint worth the jet lag.

[xXxJessxXx]

Pauline: you saw what their baby sister did, turning my doorstop inot a leaful murder weapon! and all over a pub, i ask ya.

[Chris_2k11]

Peggy: 'You!' :eek:
Sharon: 'Ello Peggy' :cool:

Dum dum dum dum dum! :D

[xXxJessxXx]

Peggy: 'You!' :eek:
Sharon: 'Ello Peggy' :cool:

Dum dum dum dum dum! :D

lol that was rather funny, peggy said

"I'll drag her over here my self if i have to!" then she actually looked suprised and angry to see her on her doorstep! lol

[Katy]

another good episode tonight. Ruby on the stall was good " we got backless or your strapless"

[Chris_2k11]

lol that was rather funny, peggy said

"I'll drag her over here my self if i have to!" then she actually looked suprised and angry to see her on her doorstep! lolI know I was a bit confused about that too. It was like she wanted her to come over, and then when she actually did, she was sort of mad to see her :confused: lol

[Bryan]

Kat: "dad, the posties had a makeover!"

[Bryan]

ruby: "im working"
johnny: "on a stall?"
stacey: "you catch on fast"

:rotfl: stacey slater the queen of one liners!

[Rain_]

The best one of the comeback...

Grant- i didn't fly all this way for you to say i'm stupid

Phil- No you were stupid before you left

[Kim]

Peggy: Chrissie Watts.....MURDERER

[Angeldelight]

wasn't too keen on the Mitchell bro's coming back... but they have brill one liners


Grant- i didn't fly all this way for you to say i'm stupid
Phil- No you were stupid before you left

[xXxJessxXx]

Dennis: You stick with them and i'll stick with me! (story of his life bless him! :( )

Jake:I'm not leaving you here alone chrissie!.... i'll erm.. be waiting out side then! (what a wimp) :rotfl:

Dennis:Well i married someone else. oh and if you happen to see her tell her i said hi! lol

[Florijo]

Dennis: You stick with them and i'll stick with me! (story of his life bless him! :( )

Jake:I'm not leaving you here alone chrissie!.... i'll erm.. be waiting out side then! (what a wimp) :rotfl:

Dennis:Well i married someone else. oh and if you happen to see her tell her i said hi! lol

Even though I am no Dennis fan, he does have some great lines. :)

Jake is such a plank. He's been no use to Chrissie since she told him what she had done.

[littlemo]

Dennis: You stick with them and i'll stick with me! (story of his life bless him! :( )

Yes I know, that really upset me. But he think he's on his own and he's not. Sharon adores him. He's not placing much trust in her thinking otherwise. They've known each other about 3 years now (I think), he's not only her husband, he's family too. I don't think (and I hope the writers share my view on this) that there's anything that could happen to make Sharon not want to see Dennis again. It doesn't matter if they got divorced, or he went to prison, or anything. They are still family, and they are all each other have got (apart from Vicki).

It's about time Dennis started realising how much Sharon cares about him. And it's also about time Sharon showed how much she loves him.

[Tamzi]

Jake is a total wimp now. I can sense a name change for me coming on! I loved the Dennis line: Dennis:Well i married someone else. oh and if you happen to see her tell her i said hi!

Brilliant.
xxx

[lil baby tash]

Jake is such a plank. He's been no use to Chrissie since she told him what she had done.
WEll thats not true he stopped her going to the police :hmm:

[Tamzi]

Then he started promising to protect her and lie for her (I'm sure that's a type of crime) and admitted to a murder. He never stands up to anybody any more. It all went wrong with him around Chrissie's birthday I think
xxx

[littlemo]

I loved the Dennis line: Dennis:Well i married someone else. oh and if you happen to see her tell her i said hi!


Who do you think Dennis thought he'd married? It's not completely out of character for Sharon to behave in this way. She didn't believe him over Den, and she didn't believe him over Chrissie. It didn't sound like it was a complete surprise to him that she'd take the Mitchells side (although I don't think that's what she's doing) over his, he said it was much like the way he took Den's side.

It's a very complicate marriage. I don't really know who's right and who's wrong. Sharon should have trusted him, but then again it wasn't Phil and Grant who convinced her of Chrissie's guilt, it was Chrissie and Sam. The reasons Dennis is upset, don't exist. He's jealous of Phil and Grant's relationship with Sharon, and nothing is going on. And he's upset that she's believed them over him, and she hasn't done that either. So probably it's more Dennis in the wrong than Sharon. But they need to talk to each other a lot more than they have been doing.

[lil baby tash]

Then he started promising to protect her and lie for her (I'm sure that's a type of crime) and admitted to a murder. He never stands up to anybody any more. It all went wrong with him around Chrissie's birthday I think
xxx
dnt say that :banned: jake and chrissie sre good together it would be better if the circumstances were different though!!!! but there not so well now it is like that THE EE WRITERS SPOILED JAKISSIE!!!!!!!!!!!(MASSIVE JAKISSIE FAN BTW)

[parkerman]

What happened to the Eastenders Quotes topic?

It seems to have turned in to a Watts relationship topic?

[xXxJessxXx]

Yes I know, that really upset me. But he think he's on his own and he's not. Sharon adores him. He's not placing much trust in her thinking otherwise. They've known each other about 3 years now (I think), he's not only her husband, he's family too. I don't think (and I hope the writers share my view on this) that there's anything that could happen to make Sharon not want to see Dennis again. It doesn't matter if they got divorced, or he went to prison, or anything. They are still family, and they are all each other have got (apart from Vicki).

It's about time Dennis started realising how much Sharon cares about him. And it's also about time Sharon showed how much she loves him.

Yeah i think thats why Deenis said that line "You stick with them and ill stick with me" because all his life he's basically been shut out and left to his own devises. He's learnt to be independant. I think because of his past from his abusive mother and his father leaving he's never really had much love so this thing with Sharon is all knew to him and he's trying ot deal with it but he's afraid she's going to up and leave like everyone else. I dont even think he's given her a chance to explain that it wasnt grant and phil who made her see it was Sam and Chrissie. Dennis just asumes she's shutting him out and opening doors to welcome the mitchels back in her life. But obviously its different for sharon, Thats not how she feels or what she's doing and dennis doesnt see that and sharon doesnt see that either so she cant confront dennis about it.

[parkerman]

Sigh...

[Chris_2k11]

Grant: 'I thought we were gonna crack some heads!' :lol: haha

[samantha nixon]

this was on tuesday
johnny: youre just an anorexic fake blonde

[xsoftladybugx]

this was on tuesday
johnny: youre just an anorexic fake blonde

Oh my god i didnt hear this who did he say it to?!!

[samantha nixon]

he siad it to tina then went to hit her and ruby came in and tina shouted ruby and johnny looked round and let tina go and then she left

[Florijo]

Oh my god i didnt hear this who did he say it to?!!

Tina.

[xsoftladybugx]

I really hate him at the moment!! Just cos hes fat :rotfl:

[samantha nixon]

no i like johnny hes just out of order to tina and ruby

[soapyclean]

Billie: No you shut up!!
last nights to Grant and Phil

[Tamzi]

Johnny to Dennis: Well here we are the dream team

That made me laugh, them the dream team!
xxx

[xXxJessxXx]

Stacey:(About dennis) Yeah... well's he's had the mother the daughter, why not throw in a cousin un all!

Stacey: (About zoe and den) I aint the one what burried a stiff! (something like that!) lol

[Kim]

Johnny: Go home, take a Valium and calm down.

[Chris_2k11]

Sharon: 'Can't sleep?'
Chrissie: 'Arghh!' :eek: *drops water* :lol:

[Layne]

Sharon: 'Can't sleep?'
Chrissie: 'Arghh!' :eek: *drops water* :lol:


that was good, sharon scared the hell outa of me too!

[xXxJessxXx]

Sharon: 'Can't sleep?'
Chrissie: 'Arghh!' :eek: *drops water* :lol:

lol dont remeber that one. Must have nodded off. lol

[Debs]

Sharon: 'Can't sleep?'
Chrissie: 'Arghh!' :eek: *drops water* :lol:

:rotfl:

but who cleared the water up ?????????

she just went back off to bed and left it. and it cant have been sharon

that what puzzled me the most i even watched the omnibus tday to see if she actually did undo it and yes she did!

[Chris_2k11]

lol dont remeber that one. Must have nodded off. lolIt was right at the beginning of Friday's episode lol :)

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Missed the 1ST bit.. :(

[Angeldelight]

Dennis: I spoke to the police. It doesn't matter that she's gone, they've got no reason to detain her.
Sharon: Oh well that's it, we'll never see her again.
*Seconds later Jake & Chrissie walk through the door*
Dennis: Never say never.
Sharon: It doesn't matter where she goes does it, nothings changed, the police won't do anything.

[Angeldelight]

Stacey- You're not a loser you're more of a waster

Kat - oh sit down will ya!
Grant - only if you get up on my lap

Dennis: life's no good with-out you

Grant: You can bite all you want....Ouch

[xXxJessxXx]

Grant: You can bite all you want....Ouch :rotfl: lol i remember that one! I was liek he aint so hard now is he! lol Bit wimp!

[soapyclean]

I loved kats other one liner to Grunt, when he replied 'Only if your handing out the punishment' or something like that

[xXxJessxXx]

Phil: Your gonna have some very nasty questions coming your way!
Stacey: whats that... quiz night at the vic!

Ian: You insinuating my staff have hygeine porblems?
Mo: Insinuwhatsits! i was just having a laugh!

Jonny: Stay there Jake!
Phil: You gonna taught him to roll over and play dead too!

:rotfl:

[Angeltigger]

and the one about the coat

[Angeltigger]

phil: But he threated (sp) you
Grant: what i am ment to be scared

[angelblue]

Sharon: if curly sue gives me one more smile :rotfl:

[lil baby tash]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh hu the heck is curly sue!!LOL(i know!!)

[chance]

phil:grant stay out of this ive got it all in hand

grant:yeah right and whats your next party trick?crawling around the office on all fours?


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[chance]

phil:he blames mum for shooting her mouth off


grant: so thats what its all about huh?daddy in a paddy

[Angeltigger]

Grant: Get your coat
Phil: No
Grant: Get your coat

when Peggy know something going on
Peggy: what going on
Billy: grant was going out
Peggy: where
Phil: to the bookie
than he talk about his friend Toast

[chance]

phil:thanks for pitching in at the end there

grant:i finished him off

phil:after i softened him up

[xXxJessxXx]

ignore! :rotfl:

[xXxJessxXx]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:

Sharon: Im not the first women in ya life but it'll certainly me the last! Thats what you said to dad werent it! (Whack!) Probbaly not the first time someone's done that to ya and i hope it wont be the last! :eek: :rotfl:

[Florijo]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:


Grant has had some great lines. :( :( I'm going to miss him so much when he leaves.

[Chris_2k11]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:LMAO! :rotfl:

[Angeltigger]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:

:thumbsup: :cheer:
Billy can be silly sometimes

[crazygirl]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:

Sharon: Im not the first women in ya life but it'll certainly me the last! Thats what you said to dad werent it! (Whack!) Probbaly not the first time someone's done that to ya and i hope it wont be the last! :eek: :rotfl:yea that bit was so funny poor billy he is a scatter brain at times

[the_watts_rule]

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:

Sharon: Im not the first women in ya life but it'll certainly me the last! Thats what you said to dad werent it! (Whack!) Probbaly not the first time someone's done that to ya and i hope it wont be the last! :eek: :rotfl:

:rotfl:

[crazy_purple]

I found these on a website about Jessie Wallace, they're all Kat ones

Anthony: Now Kat, we have our positions to consider.
Kat: We’ll talk about positions later!

Kat to Alfie;
Kat: I love a man on his knees.

Kat - Alfie you didnt have to do that.
Alfie - I know I didn't but I just thought it would be better off in your dads fund rather than mine.
Kat - Well you know what they say, one good turn deserves another...
Alfie - Hold on Kat were you taking me?
Kat - Where does it look like?
Alfie- Yeah but what about the bar-
Kat- Tracy can cope for half an hour.
Alfie- You know you are a filthy woman Kathleen Moon...
Kat- You better believe it baby.
Alfie- Right come on I'll race you. (they run upstairs)

Kat (to Alfie): I've had two wedding days now and you've ruined them both!

[Chris_2k11]

Big Mo: 'Careful Ian! Someone might set their hamster on ya!' :eek: :lol:

[Bryan]

oh i say jim branning... tonights episode was getting a bit filled with the double entendres...

johnny (to juley): its not the only thing you like to other to underaged girls....

billy (to honey): see things with me, they start off small and grow bigger

:rotfl:

[parkerman]

"What's this? Music to slash our wrists by?"

Welcome back, Stacey!

[Chris_2k11]

Naomi: 'Martin is about as interesting as a bowl of porridge!' :rolleyes: haha, what a cheek! :eek: :lol:

[feelingyellow]

Naomi: 'Martin is about as interesting as a bowl of porridge!' :rolleyes: haha, what a cheek! :eek: :lol:

lol, that was hilarious and true!

[Chris_2k11]

Garry: 'What's Minty got that I aint?!'
Stacey: 'Personality for one!' :rolleyes: Typical Stacey! :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Martin: 'I can't believe im hearing this!' :eek:
Naomi: 'Yeah well try harder!' :rolleyes: :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Johnny: 'Don't you think it's a bit noisy in here? Can't you turn the music down!'

(hang on a minute... doesn't this bloke work in a nightclub?!!) :rolleyes: :lol:

[Angeldelight]

love the Johnny one... hehe hehe

[feelingyellow]

Abi: *blablabla chav cr*p*
Stacey: Whatever ... Vicky Pollard! :rotfl:

[crazy_purple]

Big Mo: *after ending phone call* That was Kat. She's putting the tea on - God help us...

[squillyfer]

Chrissie: did you get me a ring?
Jake: Now why would I go and do a stupid thing like that
Chrissie: can I see it?

Awww

:wub: :crying: :crying: :wub:

[Chris_2k11]

Nana Moon: 'Im just off to have a look at the xmas tree Alfie, i'll be back later...' :rolleyes: Off to have a look at the tree?!?!? :searchme: :hmm: erm... why?! :confused: :lol: :rolleyes: :rotfl:

[Kim]

Alfie: Careful you don't knock it over with that hat.

[the_watts_rule]

Abi: *blablabla chav cr*p*
Stacey: Whatever ... Vicky Pollard! :rotfl:

:rotfl:

[Kim]

Sonia: There are two women in this house, Martin, and you married the wrong one.

[Angeldelight]

hehe hehe

[Jada-GDR]

Sonia: There are two women in this house, Martin, and you married the wrong one.
lmao :rotfl:

[Layne]

Me and ym mate are bored and just randomly started posting EE quotes over msn and we came up with this one! I'd forgotten about it!

Chrissie: You remind me of some friends of mine, Sam and Zoe, and I thought they were thick, until i met you!!!

[the_watts_rule]

Me and ym mate are bored and just randomly started posting EE quotes over msn and we came up with this one! I'd forgotten about it!

Chrissie: You remind me of some friends of mine, Sam and Zoe, and I thought they were thick, until i met you!!!

Thats's a funny one :rotfl:

[feelingyellow]

Me and ym mate are bored and just randomly started posting EE quotes over msn and we came up with this one! I'd forgotten about it!

Chrissie: You remind me of some friends of mine, Sam and Zoe, and I thought they were thick, until i met you!!!

that is so weird!! i was thinking of that one yesterday aswell - love it!! :rotfl:

[crazy_purple]

Tonight's episode had some ace ones:

Jake: They're just coming down the street. Alright?
Alfie: No, send them back. Tell them Nana's changed her mind.



Kat: What are you doing?
Alfie: *writing his speech for funeral* Writing a Christmas list. Aftershave... Y-fronts...
Kat: You could do with a torch.
Alfie: *pretending to write it down* Torch...

:D

[the_watts_rule]

Tonight's episode had some ace ones:

Jake: They're just coming down the street. Alright?
Alfie: No, send them back. Tell them Nana's changed her mind.



Kat: What are you doing?
Alfie: *writing his speech for funeral* Writing a Christmas list. Aftershave... Y-fronts...
Kat: You could do with a torch.
Alfie: *pretending to write it down* Torch...

:D

Lol. :lol:

[Kim]

Dawn: Anyway, I doubt if Jake would want to come round here, it's disgusting, what with the dog guffing all the time, if it is the dog!

[Bryan]

stacey: with a parrot in the turkey dish, and a turkey the size of ronny corbett in the bath, i swear this family isnt normal

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Ruby: I feel like such an idiot..

:rotfl: You have been lately!!..

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

that gus and juley thing.. about breavement and then something like:

Juley: Two EE's..
Gus: You sure?
Juley: Yeah bruv!
Gus: I will put EA then..

[Bryan]

Stacey: Instaed of spending money on that dog, you could spend it on me...

Gary: I could say something...

Minty: But ya not gonna

[feelingyellow]

Dawn: Anyway, I doubt if Jake would want to come round here, it's disgusting, what with the dog guffing all the time, if it is the dog!

:rotfl: loved that one!

[parkerman]

Some more Christmas quotes:

Jim: Wagons Roll (as Nana's hearse moved off)

Martin [to Joe]: Got nothing hilarious to say? That's a first.

Man in A&E [to son]: How many times have I got to tell you Duane, you're not a Dalek.

Stacey [to Ruby about Johnnny]: Does he think you've evaporated?

Keith: Keep your bird moist Michael, that's the secret.

Little Mo [to Kat]: At times like this I'd suggest a soak in the bath but there's a bloody turkey in there.

Johnny [to Juley]: Ring her and tell her you're ill, or you won't have to pretend.

[CORINNE]

I tried to tape eastenders yesterday and my vcr broke, I've missed the repeat - will need to wait to next sunday I am so mad!!! :( :( :( :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Can't believe sharon is pregnant Could someone please post the quotes between sharon and dennis for the christmas episode! - dont think I can wait to next sunday!

Thanks,


Merry Christmas to all!!!

[parkerman]

The Omnibus edition including the pregnancy announcement, was on today.

[CORINNE]

The Omnibus edition including the pregnancy announcement, was on today.

yeah i know as i said i missed the repeat was just wondering if anyone had the time could they type up the conversations between them for the christmas episodes! would be much appreciated!

[littlemo]

I know what was said during the announcement.

Sharon came out of the hospital, Dennis was standing outside.

Dennis: Are you alright?

Sharon: A bit weak, I just want to go home.
It's snowing.

Dennis: Yeah, so what did the doctor say? did he give you the all clear?

Sharon: Yeah sort of

Dennis: What do you mean?

Sharon: They found something, yeah, one of tests they did, it was positive.

Dennis: What is it?

Sharon: I don't know where to start.

Dennis: It's alright honey, whatever it is we can deal with it together

Sharon: Do you really mean that?

Dennis: Yes, Sharon.

Sharon: I'm pregnant

(Dennis looking bewildered)

Dennis: I thought

Sharon: I know, so did I. I made them check again. They want me to come back for a scan.

How do you feel?

Dennis is smiling

Sharon: I know that's how I felt.

(They both start smiling and hugging each other).

Might not be word for word, but I'm pretty sure I got most of it.

That conversation about the salmon was funny too, but I didn't see that bit on the omnibous.

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

littlemo did you go onto a site where they got the script because I need to find a few funny ones myself and I don't remember what they said exactly :p..

[Kim]

Johnny: I'm just going to get some food.
Stacey: Help yourself. *Shoves him into the buffet.*
(Someone watching, can't remember who): Leave some food for the rest of us, Johnny.

Dennis: You've had your cake, now leave.
Johnny: Are you telling me what to do?
Dennis: No, I'm throwing you out.

[Layne]

Johnny: I'm just going to get some food.
Stacey: Help yourself. *Shoves him into the buffet.*
(Someone watching, can't remember who): Leave some food for the rest of us, Johnny.
.

Twas Big mo i think!!!! :lol:

[the_watts_rule]

Johnny: I'm just going to get some food.
Stacey: Help yourself. *Shoves him into the buffet.*
(Someone watching, can't remember who): Leave some food for the rest of us, Johnny.

Dennis: You've had your cake, now leave.
Johnny: Are you telling me what to do?
Dennis: No, I'm throwing you out.

I liked them one's!

[feelingyellow]

There was a well funny one last night with stacey and jake, i just can't remember the end of it...

stacey: just cos you cousin copped off with my cousin doesn't mean ???

[Kim]

It was:

Just cos your cousin copped off with my cousin doesn't mean I'm up for grabs, alright.

Jake: I'll try and resist your charms then.

[Stacey_rules]

Does anyone know what Kat said to little Mo about father christmas coming to the vic for a drink or something like that, because it was funny :lol: i think Kat ans Stacey always say the funiest lines

[x Amby x]

I liked the one when Kat found out about Little Mo and Alfie where she was confronting Little Mo and said:
'When did you shove ya tongue down my husbands throat, roughly?' lol!

[feelingyellow]

It was:

Just cos your cousin copped off with my cousin doesn't mean I'm up for grabs, alright.

Jake: I'll try and resist your charms then.

yeah that's it :rotfl: thanks kim :)

[Chris_2k11]

Peggy: 'Belt up will ya Mr Allen! :angry: This is a private conversation!' :lol:

[Bryan]

Johnny: Say hello to your invisble son Phil

Honey: Dead dog or dog ondeath row? Dead dog or death row? In that context Death Row dosent seem that bad does it?

[dannii_29]

Me and ym mate are bored and just randomly started posting EE quotes over msn and we came up with this one! I'd forgotten about it!

Chrissie: You remind me of some friends of mine, Sam and Zoe, and I thought they were thick, until i met you!!!



who did she say that to again my minds went blank lol it was funny though i miss chrissie

[Kim]

Does anyone know what Kat said to little Mo about father christmas coming to the vic for a drink or something like that, because it was funny :lol: i think Kat ans Stacey always say the funiest lines

I think it was:

Little Mo: Do you think it might snow?
Kat: Yeah and father christmas might pop in for a drink aswell seeing as he's delivered all his presents.
Little Mo: I only asked.

[Bryan]

Nana: Here Alfie, do we like him? :lol:

[the_watts_rule]

who did she say that to again my minds went blank lol it was funny though i miss chrissie

She said that to the girl in her prison cell.

[Kim]

She said that to the girl in her prison cell.

Her name was Gail.

[Kim]

Nana: Here Alfie, do we like him? :lol:

Was that about Johnny? My minds gone blank.

[Bryan]

Was that about Johnny? My minds gone blank.

Douggie

[feelingyellow]

Douggie

who's douggie?? :confused:

[Chris_2k11]

:searchme:

[Kim]

Some of tonights:

Jane: I think Ian's going bealey on me.
Phil: And Sharon's the star?
Dennis: No, you are.

They were something like that anyway.

[Angeldelight]

Dennis- i'm not your puppet and i'm not Den's :clap:

Dennis-this is the last time were guna see each other we could at least have a laugh

Dennis- we did it :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

[littlemo]

Some of tonights:

Jane: I think Ian's going bealey on me.
Phil: And Sharon's the star?
Dennis: No, you are.

They were something like that anyway.

That bit of banter at the flat with Phil and Dennis was funny. Dennis saying he had always had a soft spot for him, Dennis is a class act.

[Bryan]

who's douggie?? :confused:

played by John Bowler who played Ethan Blake in Crossroads (2003) and he plays Roger Valentine in the Bill (2005 -)

he was some ex cop or something that knew about alfies real idenity and his criminal record at the time that he was still "chris wright" at the vic, so douggie blackmailed alfie otheriwse hed tell peggy...alfie finally ran away as a result of douggie and returned confessing he was actually alfie moon!

[x Amby x]

Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...

[x Amby x]

Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?

[x Amby x]

Alfie Moon: [after meeting countless disasters while looking for a condom] I've had a very bad night! I've been used, abused, robbed and run over... And they call it *safe* sex

[x Amby x]

Kat: [complaining about olives in her drink] These grapes are 'orrible!
Dr. Anthony Trueman: They're olives!
Kat: Tell 'er she can 'ave 'em back then!

[Kim]

Belinda: They've never got a cleaner!

[x Amby x]

Nana: Kat, what are Johnny and Peggy shouting about?
Kat: I don't know Nana, i think Johnny's asking Peggy what she wants for Christmas!

[shannisrules]

ian: your too young too have opinions

lmao is he trying to be a control freek or something?

[feelingyellow]

ian: your too young too have opinions

lmao is he trying to be a control freek or something?

lol! that was hilarious! :rotfl:

[sheilamarie]

i rember one once where chrissie when she was new on the show went looking for den this is how it goes i think

chrissie: has den gone already
kat: he never came in
chrissie: do you that man changes his mind more often then i change my knickers lol :lol: !!!

[Bree]

i rember one once where chrissie when she was new on the show went looking for den this is how it goes i think

chrissie: has den gone already
kat: he never came in
chrissie: do you that man changes his mind more often then i change my knickers lol :lol: !!!neva saw that eppie but still it funny lol :lol:

[the_watts_rule]

i rember one once where chrissie when she was new on the show went looking for den this is how it goes i think

chrissie: has den gone already
kat: he never came in
chrissie: do you that man changes his mind more often then i change my knickers lol :lol: !!!

That's a good one!

[Harmanizing]

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I didn't go through the whole list---it would take a week!

Dennis (about Zoe) "I like her"
Andy "Like! I like Pat but I don't plan on settling down with her!"

Vicki (this bit may not be exact, I'm not sure) "Don't you come from round here?"
Chrissie "Braintree, Essex"
I love this bit coz I live there. I don't actually come from there I'm a real Eastender originally & proud of it too

[Kim]

I liked the Andy and Dennis one

[Bryan]

deano: thanks aunty pat
pat: what i did i say about the aunty buisness? auntys are warm and cuddly...im not cuddly...i want our trainers from under my table by the end of the week
big mo: hey deano you can keep your trainers under my table, and im warm and cuddly

[Bree]

i rember one once where chrissie when she was new on the show went looking for den this is how it goes i think

chrissie: has den gone already
kat: he never came in
chrissie: do you that man changes his mind more often then i change my knickers lol :lol: !!!thats a funny one chrissie did come out with some funny lines

[Jada-GDR]

deano: thanks aunty pat
pat: what i did i say about the aunty buisness? auntys are warm and cuddly...im not cuddly...i want our trainers from under my table by the end of the week
big mo: hey deano you can keep your trainers under my table, and im warm and cuddlylol that one's good

[Harmanizing]

Pauline, talking to Joe about Sharon & Dennis,

"They should have got married years ago. They would have had more time together"

How hypocritical can Pauline get? She was against them being together right from the start. She even told Sharon she was ruining her life!

[littlemo]

Pauline, talking to Joe about Sharon & Dennis,

"They should have got married years ago. They would have had more time together"

How hypocritical can Pauline get? She was against them being together right from the start. She even told Sharon she was ruining her life!

Yes she is a hypocrite, but I do think she's trying to put her own feelings aside at the moment. She has been civil to Phil throughout this, which must have been a struggle for her, considering what he did to Mark. And I do think Pauline wants Sharon to be happy.

[Bree]

yeah she is

[Chris_2k11]

Peggy: 'Hows Ruby?'
Phil: 'She's alwite, she's alwite!'

Get it? :rotfl: :rolleyes:

[Katy]

lol. I ha to read that about 4 ties before i got it. Thats really good.

[Tannie]

lol that's really good

[feelingyellow]

Peggy: 'Hows Ruby?'
Phil: 'She's alwite, she's alwite!'

Get it? :rotfl: :rolleyes:

lmao! :p

[Katy]

i liked the one where Jonny was very black and white about the Juley and Ruby situation when talking to Peggy.

Peggy - Why whats he done?

Jonny - Your son paid juley smith to screw my virgin daughter.

or something along those lines. you could certainly tell he wasnt a happy man.

[Chris_2k11]

i liked the one where Jonny was very black and white about the Juley and Ruby situation when talking to Peggy.

Peggy - Why whats he done?

Jonny - Your son paid juley smith to screw my virgin daughter.

or something along those lines. you could certainly tell he wasnt a happy man.lol yeah that was a good one! Then he started going 'Nice init!? Really heart warming!' or something like that! :p

[Kim]

Darren: We're going to have to get him off that sofa somehow. *About Keith*
Dawn: What do you suggest? A crane?

[Kim]

Peggy: 'Hows Ruby?'
Phil: 'She's alwite, she's alwite!'

Get it? :rotfl: :rolleyes:

:rotfl:. Missed that in the eppi but lol

[di marco]

in fridays epi, pauline said something to johnny about walking round with a smile on his face, and he said you should try it, or something like that!

[the_watts_rule]

in fridays epi, pauline said something to johnny about walking round with a smile on his face, and he said you should try it, or something like that!

i think I know what you mean.

[littlemo]

Mickey: What are you doing, writing him a letter! You know he can't read.

I know adult literacy is a serious issue, but I couldn't help laughing at that line. She's leaving him and making him feel as useless as possible. Not her intention, but it's what comes across.

[the_watts_rule]

Mickey: What are you doing, writing him a letter! You know he can't read.

I know adult literacy is a serious issue, but I couldn't help laughing at that line. She's leaving him and making him feel as useless as possible. Not her intention, but it's what comes across.

That was a good line.

[Kim]

Garry: *To Stacey* I think it's time for your medication Pinellepi!

Or however it's spelt lol

[x Amby x]

Garry: *To Stacey* I think it's time for your medication Pinellepi!

Or however it's spelt lol

hehe that was funny!
I liked this quote from todays episode

Jim: I got some of that 'Rap' music by someone called 'P Diddley'!

lol i thort that was quite funny!

[Kim]

Oh yeah, I forgot that one. :wall:

[Bree]

Garry: *To Stacey* I think it's time for your medication Pinellepi!

Or however it's spelt lolthat made me laugh

[Kim]

Chrissie: You might be forgetting, Den, that I can read you like a book, a very thin book with very large print.

[feelingyellow]

Garry: *To Stacey* I think it's time for your medication Pinellepi!

Or however it's spelt lol

Penelope lol :p
That one just cracked me up lol

[the_watts_rule]

Garry: *To Stacey* I think it's time for your medication Pinellepi!

Or however it's spelt lol

The whole part with Stacey and Garry in the Allen's house was funny.

[JustJodi]

did any one notice something............last week Mike used Dens favorite saying " Hello Princess"...when Dawn came into Scarlett ????:hmm:

[Kim]

did any one notice something............last week Mike used Dens favorite saying " Hello Princess"...when Dawn came into Scarlett ????:hmm:

Yep I noticed that, but put it down to his mood at the time.

[lollymay]

he keeps calling her that surly thats copyright to den lol

[Kim]

Lol, Isn't it 50 years people have to be dead for before copyright comes off? Tut tut Mike.

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Jim: I got some of that 'Gangster Rap' music by someone called 'P Diddley'!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Garry: (To Stacey) I think it's time for your medication Penelope?!

I just liked the whole thing with Stacey and Garry :lol:

[parkerman]

Lol, Isn't it 50 years people have to be dead for before copyright comes off? Tut tut Mike.

70 years.

[feelingyellow]

Bradley: 'Ello Grandad! :rotfl:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Bradley: 'Ello Grandad! :rotfl:
:searchme: ....

[Chris_2k11]

Dot: 'Do you think we really should have let Bradley out on his first night?' :hmm:
Jim: 'I don't think there's going to be any air raids Dorothy!' :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

[feelingyellow]

:searchme: ....

it's just ee ... typical saying 'ello' e.g. 'ello mum', 'ello princess', 'ello' just in general lol :p

[di marco]

it's just ee ... typical saying 'ello' e.g. 'ello mum', 'ello princess', 'ello' just in general lol :p

but isnt that what you normally say when you greet someone lol!

[feelingyellow]

but isnt that what you normally say when you greet someone lol!

no we say 'hello' they say 'ello' - trust me it's just typical ee :p

[Chris_2k11]

I say 'hiya' lol... never really say 'ello' :searchme:

[di marco]

I say 'hiya' lol... never really say 'ello' :searchme:

it depends who im talking to really

[feelingyellow]

I say 'hiya' lol... never really say 'ello' :searchme:

lol, hello, hiya, hey ... basically ee say ello ... everyone else says something else lol :p

[di marco]

lol, hello, hiya, hey ... basically ee say ello ... everyone else says something else lol :p

well ello is just people who dont pronounce their h's saying hello!

[Chris_2k11]

Yeah but that's how cockneys speak don't they lol

[di marco]

Yeah but that's how cockneys speak don't they lol

yeh precisely! im not even sure what we are actually discussing now lol!

[feelingyellow]

yes lol ... but the scriptwriters can't come up with anything more imaganitive even for the non-cockneys lol

[Chris_2k11]

yeh precisely! im not even sure what we are actually discussing now lol!lmao me neither

[feelingyellow]

i think i'm just being stupid lol ... even i'm confused lol

[Angeldelight]

my dad's in Sweden at the mo and has met a turkish bloke who learnt how to speak english by watching eastenders... how weird is that?

[di marco]

my dad's in Sweden at the mo and has met a turkish bloke who learnt how to speak english by watching eastenders... how weird is that?

lol! on some programme that was on, they said that they show people in india who work in call centres ee to help them speak english! and some french kids get to watch it in their english lessons!

[Snowboy]

Everything Chrissie is a classic to me! Some of the ones I remember most!

Chrissie: I may not have been the first woman in your life Den, but I'm definatly the last...
Den: You'll never get me out of the Vic!

The next one is not precise but it was Chrissie v Kate

Chrissie: You are nothing but a lying, dirty, cheating little whore - I bet you don't even know how to spell the word no!
*Kate slaps Chrissie*

----

*Chair flies out of glass window of Sophistokates*
Ian: :O
Chrissie: Oh Ian! Those darn vandals again.


Those are the greatest I remember, apart from her final episodes in the prison those were good too.

I also liked Chrissie with Zoe - "If you don't I will tell the world that you killed Den Watts."

[Angeltigger]

Everyone different to how they say hello or what not like me and chris say hiya it just eastender has no h on there hello

[Kim]

*Dot hands Bradley the 'P Diddley' CD*

Bradley: Oh, Parental Advisory.
Dot: Yeah, that means it's suitable for family listening, doesn't it.
Bradley: Not exactly, thanks a million though.

[Lennie]

*Dot hands Bradley the 'P Diddley' CD*

Bradley: Oh, Parental Advisory.
Dot: Yeah, that means it's suitable for family listening, doesn't it.
Bradley: Not exactly, thanks a million though.

I liked this one

Cant get over the P Diddley bit :lol:

[Jada-GDR]

yeah that one made me hoot :cheer:

[di marco]

yeh it was funny, youve got to love dot and jim bless! :)

[Em]

*Dot hands Bradley the 'P Diddley' CD*

Bradley: Oh, Parental Advisory.
Dot: Yeah, that means it's suitable for family listening, doesn't it.
Bradley: Not exactly, thanks a million though.

Thats still making me laugh!

[Bryan]

Yolande: I really couldnt care about your family...car lot yes...your lot...no!

Yolande: Im suprised they didnt put you in a cell with your fam-ba-llee Deano!

[Tannie]

That was really funny

[Chris_2k11]

Deano: 'Naomi, have I got teeth-marks in the back of my neck?' :D

[Bree]

Yolande: I really couldnt care about your family...car lot yes...your lot...no!

Yolande: Im suprised they didnt put you in a cell with your fam-ba-llee Deano!even tho i like pat that one made me laugh :p

[Tannie]

Dot: Has anybody phoned a doctor?
Doctor: I am a doctor.
Dot: Oh lord i ran over a doctor.

I thought that was so funny

[Bree]

Dot: Has anybody phoned a doctor?
Doctor: I am a doctor.
Dot: Oh lord i ran over a doctor.

I thought that was so funnyyeah that was a really good one

[Kim]

Stacey: How many v's in bothered?

[Bree]

Stacey: How many v's in bothered?that one really made me giggel

[Mindy]

Dot - "Far be it from me to gossip, but..."

Dot and Zoe had a classic ages ago where Dot gave Zoe a bible quote and Zoe said something like "Zoe, chapter 1, shut yer cakehole", am I the only one to remember this? I'm sure it happened.

:cheer: :bow: :lol: :lol: I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! :lol: :lol: :bow: :cheer:

[Chris_2k11]

Dot: Has anybody phoned a doctor?
Doctor: I am a doctor.
Dot: Oh lord i ran over a doctor.

I thought that was so funnyAnd also...

Dot: Is he dead?! :eek: Have I killed him?! :eek: :rotfl:

[CrazyLea]

someone posted this in current episode..

dot: anyone know first aid
brad: i used to be in cubs

:lol: quite funny

[Kim]

Mo: Well out the way then, I need some space.
Doctor cousins: My towel's stuck in the door...
Mo: It's nothing I haven't seen before.

And the way he ran for it when the door was open :rotfl:

[Bree]

Mo: Well out the way then, I need some space.
Doctor cousins: My towel's stuck in the door...
Mo: It's nothing I haven't seen before.

And the way he ran for it when the door was open :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kim]

Stacey: No, we don't have it in 16 and yes it would be tight.

[feelingyellow]

Stacey: No, we don't have it in 16 and yes it would be tight.

Lol! That was fave! Classic Stacey :D

[Tannie]

Last night one's made me laugh but only the funny one's.:p

[Siobhan]

Stacey with Bradley last night

"I'm allergic to nut, or is it idiots, can't tell the difference" :rotfl:

Or Honey talking about her first sequestor (instead of trimester)

[Chris_2k11]

Bradley: 'So what's it like working on a stall then?'
Stacey: 'What do you wanna know for!!' :eek:

Just the way she suddenly snapped at him was so funny! :rotfl:

[Snowboy]

Pat last night: Well how do I look! Fancy signing me up for your modelling agency?

Bradley: Everything, debit card, credit card, oyster card my thunderbird fanclub card
Jim: Exclude me Bradley, would you mind telling me how did this turn out to be one of your lucky days:
Bradley: Well I feel around in my pocket and I find a quid in cash!
Dot: That wouldn't even get you on the tube!
Bradley, I know but there's a newsagents in the station so I think you know I'll buy a scratch card!
Jim: Oh I know. Don't tell me, you won!
Bradley: You bet I did!
Dot: How Much!
Bradley: £10 !
Jim: Pshshs - but you just lost 50!

That was hilarious :P

[x Amby x]

I cant remember what episdoe it was from but...

Stacey: how many v's in bovvered!

[Katy]

i liked the Honey ones the other night, When she said to billy "what is this the spanis Armada" instead of inquisition.

[x Amby x]

lol that was funny. Honeys so blonde yet she isnt! lol

[*-Rooney-*]

bradley: today was my lucky day i lost my wallet
that was priceless

[Kim]

i liked the Honey ones the other night, When she said to billy "what is this the spanis Armada" instead of inquisition.

Yeah, whatever next?

Honey: Billy, what century was the tudors again?
Billy: Errrrr?
I can see it now.

[Bree]

bradley: today was my lucky day i lost my wallet
that was pricelessthat was a real good one poor bradley :wub:

[Angeldelight]

lol these are great what ever next hey?

[*-Rooney-*]

Bradley Is Definately Somwthing Else

[Layne]

Dot:When the going gets tough the tough go shopping!


So true :lol:

[*-Rooney-*]

well quite right nothing better than a little retail therapy when you are down :)

[*-Rooney-*]

i liked it how stacey managed to get more money from charlie for a date with bradley then told him to call and stand her up just so she could get more money from him shes some lassie but shes a good one lol

[*-Rooney-*]

have you ever heard the likes of a billy book. evry time her mouth opens she has a blonde moment (no offence im blonde too)