How Was Your Day? VII

[Splashy]

Its been a weird day, went over to the island to view some properties, wanted to use the gents on the way back but cleaner was in there, I waited then when she came out I asked
her can I use them now, she said yes of course thats fine .. 20 seconds after pointing Percy at the, well you get my jist, ickle splashy is out doing his thing, she comes back in and starts mopping the floor round me ....Id of wet myself laughing but i was already mid the process.

[Splashy]

Weird nightmare .. I was going into a lift and a circular saw popped out of the floor and started chasing me. I got onto a stool thing and was batting it off with some metal jobbie till I got bored and woke up, as it goes no where as horrific as the one where I woke up in rick Ashleys bed and he was crooning "Never going to give you up"to me.

Grand National this weekend the only horse race I bet on, I go large with a massive £1 each way.

Seriously I was saved from gambling hell by the very fact the likes of the gee gees bore me rigid, give me one of those tipping point penny arcade games and I will be there for ever. Mostly setting off the anti shake alarm.

[Glen1]

Weird nightmare .. I was going into a lift and a circular saw .............

Splashy you should consider a new career as a writer for "The Twilight Zone", make a fortune. Now, I don't want to sound grasping but for the occasional free bar I'd be more than happy to take on board a " supportive role ". Albeit mostly involving going on the lash , purely for promotional reasons ,of course.

[Perdita]

Splashy you should consider a new career as a writer for "The Twilight Zone", make a fortune. Now, I don't want to sound grasping but for the occasional free bar I'd be more than happy to take on board a " supportive role ". Albeit mostly involving going on the lash , purely for promotional reasons ,of course.

Count me in for that too .. will even pay for flight to UK

[Glen1]

Excellent Perdy, I bet Splashy would include travel expenses , plus en route refreshments , i.e. alcohol.

[lizann]

i like a flutter on grand national, chase the spud and gas line boy for me

[Splashy]

Ive done the writing thing, they say, we all have a book in side us ready to go, alas mine was an assault on the English language & grammar.. but at least the guy got the girl in the end. Well im guessing as by that stage even I couldnt understand what I wrote.

But Im well up for funding a jaunt promoting my Vanity book, I may need to win the lotto first and be released from my padded cell.

Liz thank you for the tips on the nags .

[Splashy]

Caught the IOW ferry, now have wind burn on top of sun burn on my face, I look like an over cooked beetroot.

Off again to the Widget on Sat, this time I will remember the sun cream.

As a post note .. im glad we are all still here , another bad tweet from Trump and we could of all been toast.

[Splashy]

Got me a (subject to paper work) home on the island...... YIPEEE!!!!!!!

Oh and formed a bus queue massive when the bus didnt show up for two hours and we all got a taxi...

Got locked inside a Santander bank by mistake... one very weird day.

[Glen1]

Good to hear about your new home Splashy, your long search has not been in vain, nice one.