sounds like a nightmare Kim...

* passes over a schooner of egg nog*

Land ladies sprogs are coming, I know im their uncle and all, but its not doing good with me anxieties.. me nerves as they used to say.. well at least one isnt with the bod with love and hate on his fingers any more, his full moustache freaked me out last year... nice gezza tnou.

Seriously who ever invented the talking plastic turd in the kitchen needs a very good talking to with a mallet.