I have managed to secure some hidden information about IM's future plans which I think will thrill you all ....
The very evil Robert having already imposed his wrath on Lawrence, PD and soon to come Lachlan is now planning to target Chrissie (for good measure) BUT his real issue is with the true creator of his own misfortunes with Aaron and that is Dog. IM promises this next phase of Evil Robert will be ground breaking and 'never seen before on a continuing drama' but of course IM's stories are so amazing that they are always breaking ground said the ED Press officer (P45 being waved in his face as he typed it of course). Will Evil Robert dope Dog's latest juicy bone or will it be that lip smacking pork chop - ground breaking remember.
Another ground breaking and never seen before story - someone is going to cheat - to maintain the amazing context of stories IM has decided that Diane & Harriet fall for each other leaving Doug & Cain devastated. IM states that he is THE expert in LGBT+ matters and as everyone knows all woman is lesbian deep down. Keeping the cheating theme going David (owner of the corner shop that doesn't really sell what a village corner shop needs to) falls for Leyla or was it Tracy or, oh who cares.
Ross continues his cheeky Northern chappie rampage of robbing, car theft and assault and of course the police know he is a cheeky Northern chappie and therefore don't see the point of arresting him (its hard work you know). Meanwhile, in another ground breaking story Aaron trips over a flagstone in the village square and is immediately arrested for wilful damage of public property and is promptly imprisoned for 6 months (well he didn't suffer enough last time IM stated).
Finally, Robert and Aaron will get back together and married but only when its a ground-breakingly, contextie (I know thats not a word), never done before-ie.
Oh the drama ....
