Eastenders - Current Episode Discussion - VIII

**Dazzle** · 30-12-2015, 11:36

Originally Posted by sarah c

not excusing Buster but he wasn't on the Square at the time of Dean raping Linda? he turned up after and got to hear people after the event?

He did his share of intimidating Linda along with Shirley and Dean, so he owes her a huge apology.

Originally Posted by sarah c

now don't ask how I know......

but the most effective way, and maybe the only way to drown someone in a bath is to pull their ankle up and out of the water.

I know that from a true-life drama called Brides in the Bath starring Martin Kemp.

**sarah c** · 30-12-2015, 11:45

Originally Posted by Dazzle

I know that from a true-life drama called Brides in the Bath starring Martin Kemp.

ha ha we watch/read the same things!!!

**Dazzle** · 30-12-2015, 16:22

Originally Posted by sarah c

ha ha we watch/read the same things!!!

I've always remembered that tip in case it came in handy some day...

**Splashy** · 31-12-2015, 02:27

Originally Posted by sarah c

now don't ask how I know......

but the most effective way, and maybe the only way to drown someone in a bath is to pull their ankle up and out of the water.

so Shirley pushing Dean under from the head/shoulders was never going to work

Im too lazy for both methods, Id of plugged in the vacuum cleaner and thrown that in.

**storyseeker1** · 31-12-2015, 03:09

Originally Posted by Splashy

Im too lazy for both methods, Id of plugged in the vacuum cleaner and thrown that in.

Why the vacuum cleaner?

**Splashy** · 31-12-2015, 04:48

Originally Posted by storyseeker1

Why the vacuum cleaner?

Its got the longest cable as the bathroom has no sockets & I dont think a battery powered toothbrush would cut it.

Anyway Im old school, I prefer some rope & a railway track.

**Perdita** · 31-12-2015, 05:04

Originally Posted by Splashy

Its got the longest cable as the bathroom has no sockets & I dont think a battery powered toothbrush would cut it.

Anyway Im old school, I prefer some rope & a railway track.

Get a cordless one ;)

**storyseeker1** · 31-12-2015, 05:54

Originally Posted by Splashy

Its got the longest cable as the bathroom has no sockets & I dont think a battery powered toothbrush would cut it.

Anyway Im old school, I prefer some rope & a railway track.

Yeah, but a vacuum is too large and heavy. It might not even fit in the bath. In every suicide I've seen on tv, people usually get a toaster to electrocute themselves in the bath with.

**maidmarian** · 31-12-2015, 06:23

Originally Posted by storyseeker1

Yeah, but a vacuum is too large and heavy. It might not even fit in the bath. In every suicide I've seen on tv, people usually get a toaster to electrocute themselves in the bath with.

A couple of bits of info-

There used to be a saying that -farmers
had a high rate of suicide because there
are always guns &ropes on a farm!!

Lady Isobel Barnett* committed suicide
when she was charged and found guilty
of shop lifting in the village store .
She threw / caused an electric bar ?? fire to
fall in the bath!
* was on whats my line!

**Splashy** · 31-12-2015, 08:10

Im chuckling at how macabre this thread drifted.

But I have to ask thou, who has a toaster next to their bog and bath?

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