OMG what a couple of pitiful episodes last night. The dramatic scenes by serial moaner Samia Smith were completely overshadowed by the idiotic storyline involving the pantomime Dame Mark/Marcia and him/her sticking his/her face in a conveniently situated cream cake. Pure slapstick. As if the Gerbil wouldnt have known the difference between foundation cream and dairy cream. Then in another scene reminiscent of a piss poor seventies comedy the door handle comes off in his/her hand. This was so cringeingly bad that I felt sorry for all involved.
The we had the equally embarrassing scenes between Stella and Leeanne. I had thought that there could be noting worse than her dodgy accent and poor acting. I was wrong. Her attempt at singing Row Your Boat was worse than an accent which not only changes between scenes but even changes mid sentence.
How pitiful was the Gerbil when working in the Bistro last night.
Get rid of these idiotic storylines NOW if Corrie is to have any hope of picking up any awards at all.
