EastEnders Spoilers Week 7 (14 - 18 February 2011)

[Chloe O'brien]

When will the Hello/OK magazine picture deal be out?

I was thinking of going for an Easter special. With Moonie and Shiv in bunny outfits

Wait a minute, wait a minute - Parkerman you havn't seen the photos yet!! They are very tastful cough cough!

Chloe stop wasting time on these boards, go and get me the lead in the film!!

Shiv - could you at least give me a chance before you pinch my trophy boyfriend, I havn't even got a new handbag out of him yet!!

If anyone is interest I would be more than happy to do a calander, although I think major airbrushing might be needed

I'm on the case getting you a film deal, but I'm a bit busy at the moment booking a dirty valentine's weekend away with Seb/Matt.

I am good with photoshop!!!! I can remove the blemishes and increase or decrease the size of whatever you wish

Blemish. Nice choice of words to describe the size of someones plooks.