Meanwhile back on T'cobbles
Traceyluv approached the Streetcars Office just in time to see Tubular Dogbreath set off in a minicab in the direction of ''dahn saff'' where rumour has it she is to appear in the Cbeebies program Leastenders as yet another member of the multitudinous Mitchell crime family Leggy Mitchell.
''Ello Eileen'' grinned Tracyluv
''WTF'' said Eileen nearly choking on her low calorie Bacon and Sausage Barm, ''When did you get out of the Big House''
'They released me when they discovered that it was actually Gail Force Platt who murdered Charlie Stubbitout. So now Im back to take over as Superbiatch of the Street and no-one is going to stand in my way. NO ONE!!!!!!!!''
''Prison has turned me into a hard faced cow although the folk round here wont notice the difference'' she smiled '' I havent had a head and body transplant this time.''
''I see your manners nor your acting ability have improved'' laughed Big Eileen.
''Shut it bitch'' roared Traceyluv '' Im off down to the Rovers to see MY Steve and my loving daughter SAMEY but I havent finished with you yet Eilleen, you see prison has changed me, Ive become bi-sexual as it doubles my chances of a date''
Eileen choked on her Barm
As Traceyluv walk accross the street in the direction of T'Rovers she spied little Samey her mute daughter hand in hand with her Stepmum Becky ''Grangemouth' Mc Donald sharing a bottle of cheap cider.
''Oi you slapper''
Molly Dobnob answered '' Are you talking to me???
''No that tart with my daughter'' sneered Traceyluv
''Who you calling a tart, Jailbird'' sneered Becky
At that Traceyluv exploded and grabbed Becky by the peroxide roots of the hair and hit her a slap
Steve McDonald who had witnessed the meeting of the present Mrs Mc Donald with a jilted Mrs McDonald ran quickly into T'Rovers
Mam mam '' You better come quickly, Traceyluv and Becky are outside fighting''
Liz Mc Donald known as MAM for two obvious reasons stepped out from behind the bar and out onto Confrontation Street.
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