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Thread: Funny Quotes

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    Doing SWOT analysis in Business:

    Teacher: You are customers of the school, we have a duty to satisfy you.
    Dave: Can you make me a cup of tea please?

    Maybe you had to be there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
    Doing SWOT analysis in Business:

    Teacher: You are customers of the school, we have a duty to satisfy you.
    Dave: Can you make me a cup of tea please?

    Maybe you had to be there
    No, I think this is/was very funny

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    That does sound funny

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    What did the teacher say? Amused or not amused?

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    Amused. She doesn't mind having a laugh with us; she lets us go to the food and drink machines in the common room in her lesson when we're working on the computers as long as we get her a coffee while we're there. She was less amused when someone said that a weakness of the school was our other businesss teacher. The please didn't get him the tea though.

    That reminds me, the other week in English the teacher was eating some M&Ms:

    Charlie: Can I have a packet?

    (She gives him a pack, as she's got one of those assortment multipacks in the cupboard)

    Me: (joking) I don't like M&Ms very much, have you got malteasers?

    She actually gave me some!

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    Sounds like a lovely teacher, sure were not this accommodating in my time at school

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    My dad is so rude! We were talking about me going to stay with his cousin again in April and I asked if he would drive me there, or I have to pay train fares and get his cousin to meet me at a station.

    Dad: Oh I suppose I'll have to (grumbling)
    Me: I'll drive part of the way if you want
    Dad: I actually want to get there within a day!

    Even though it was at my expense!

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    This boy in my class: Have you met Miss yet? (About the teacher the agency one is covering for)
    Agency Teacher: No I haven't
    Boy: You don't want to!

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    I dont get it

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    Our actual teacher might be coming back next week but the agency one is in until half term regardless. If our actual teacher comes back the agency teacher will obviously meet her. The boys think this is rather unfortunate since they don't like the actual teacher.

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