3 Facts/Stories of the Day

[Perdita]

$10m for walking home naked? :ekk: That's way too much.

She was in her underwear, mind you, depends on the state of that

[Pinkbanana]

3. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink into quicksand. (You never know when this information might come in handy )

Thanks, I'll keep that info in mind when I go for a run along the beach tomorrow (weather permitting)!! lol

[Perdita]

Have fun

[Perdita]

1. More than 163 million cups of tea are drunk every day in Britain.

2. The sandwich is the most eaten convenience food in the world.

3. A man admitted robbing a store in Port Glasgow and assaulting two shop assistants with a piece of wood. He also apologies to the court for stripping naked and putting his glasses on his manhood in protest at not being able to pick his own defence counsel. Were they clear glasses or tinted glasses, I wonder?

[Abigail]

3. A man admitted robbing a store in Port Glasgow and assaulting two shop assistants with a piece of wood. He also apologies to the court for stripping naked and putting his glasses on his manhood in protest at not being able to pick his own defence counsel. Were they clear glasses or tinted glasses, I wonder?

That's so funny. Wish I'd been there to see that.

[Perdita]

1. An Arizona study into obesity discovered a 55-year-old athlete who weighted 260 pounds. 5'8" Dave Alexander admitted he was overweight, but it had not stopped him competing in 276 triathlons since 1983.

2. An Italian sweet shop owner has been fined after making chocolate copies of a local porn star's biggest asset. Police told the confectioner to melt down the chocolate version of the actor's manhood, after receiving numerous complaints from passers-bys with children. The woman was fined £150 for promoting indecency but said she only did it to get one up over her rival's displays.

3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognise itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

[Abigail]

Number two is funny

[Perdita]

1. An Australian football fan's tattoo tribute to his team went horribly wrong when the tattooist got the words 'day' and 'gay' mixed up. The man wanted a permanent reminder of his team's AFL triumph and decided to get a tattoo done on a celebratory trip to Thailand. But instead of writing 'Day Premiers 2007' the Thai tattooist wrote 'Gay Premiers 2007'. The man's instructions for each arm were also taken literally as he now has 'left arm' and 'right arm' tattooed on the appropriate limb, after he wrote down exactly what he wanted under headlines stating 'left arm' and 'right arm'.

2. A starfish can turn itself inside out.

3. Every day 20 banks are robbed.

[Abigail]

Number one is random

[Perdita]

1. In 1988 Schipol Airport in Amsterdam opened a special departure lounge for cows

2. A new way of reading horoscopes was discovered in China - astrologists produced horoscopes by reading the lines on the buttocks.

3. A woman spent a nightmarish flight from Scandinavia to the US stuck in the toilet bowl after being dragged into the bowl by the high-pressure vacuum flushing mechanism.