I'm a Celebrity 2007 - General Discussion

[Abigail]

I'm A Celebrity... contestant Janice Dickinson has threatened to "stab" Lynne Franks in a row over cooking dinner.

She also joked that she would steal her fellow contestant's bed because it looked more inviting than her own.

Earlier, the pair had bickered after Lynne read out the contents of their evening meal of fish, vegetables, mushrooms and fruit and suggested they save some for the following evening as it was already quite late.

Janice responded: “I don’t mind you suggesting things, Lynne, but can I have an opinion over here about what I stick in my gob?” She then called Lynne a "freak" when the latter suggested that they keep back some fruit and veg.

As they were cooking, Lynne criticised Janice's method of putting vegetables into the pot, saying: "I don’t think I have ever seen cooking like that. I don’t think that’s the way to do it, but do what you want.” She then added: "They haven’t even been washed”, going on to accuse Janice of throwing in the veg without asking anyone else what they wanted.

When Janice told her to "knock off the remarks”, she snapped: "I don’t give a s**t”, prompting the former model to call her a "shrew".

Janice later joked to Jason 'J' Brown: “We’ve got bed envy. Look at your two beds, they are really dry and comfortable. I’m going to stab her [Lynne] in the middle of the night and take hers. You don’t think I’m kidding, I’ll eat her tits. I’ll fry up those big old boobs.”

A shocked J responded: “You two have got to have a fight and sort it out. You’re both going at each other and winding each other up.”

[Chris_2k11]

Cerys Matthews hasn't aged well has she?

[Abbie]

hehe Im really likeing Janice

[Siobhan]

hehe Im really likeing Janice

I love Janice... I wonder how she will get on with Katie now that they are in the same camp

[Katy]

Janice is brilliant, can't wait for tonights trial it looks brilliant. I think Janice should do alright shes a tough cookie.

[Abigail]

Croc Creek have vowed to go to war after being beaten in two challenges by the opposing team.

John, Anna, Cerys, Rodney and Marc found themselves hungry after losing both the day's Bushtucker Trial and the Celebrity Chest.

Talking about the chest challenge, Anna said: “It was a nightmare. We did okay and then we went wrong again. This is turning into absolute gladiators, this is full on war.”

Marc agreed: “It’s got to be [war] tomorrow. There’s no messing about.”

When Cerys said she was not competitive, Rodney told her: "If we don’t pick up we’re going to get trashed. Because they are so pumped.”

John then gave the team a pep talk and criticised the others for offering to share their food with Snake Rock the previous night.

He said: ”They wouldn’t give us half. Who said give them half? You’ve got to have a vengeful spirit. We’re here making tea and sunbathing while they are out there learning how to kill it. They are going to win if we don't cop up. It is the end of the team then.”

But Cerys remained unconvinced, saying: “I just don't like all that kind of thing. I just don't like Amazonians when we were having such a lovely time."

Marc then turned his attention to the new arrival, saying: “This Katie Hopkins - she’s not someone we want against us really. We’re at Butlins and they’re all out guerrilla warfare! I’ve said about the other team, they can’t possibly have what we have here. Their spirits must be damp but that’s obviously not the case at all. They’re going to war.”

[Abigail]

Katie Hopkins has described the media's reaction to her after The Apprentice as "savage".

When Janice quizzed her about her job as the pair got to know each other, she explained: “It’s more like individual businesses, just helping them perform better, but a little bit of what I do is just a bit of presenting off the back of this show in the UK - The Apprentice.”

Talking about the programme, she said: “I enjoyed it at the time. I thought I would come out of it looking okay, but the reality was I came out of it looking like a bit of a bitch - well, that might be an understatement.”

Janice said: “You make me laugh... Seeing as I’m, like, the reigning queen of that title - but I mean, they have one on every Apprentice.”

Katie told her: “Yeah, and I don’t know how much of a bitch anybody ever is, really.”

Janice reassured her that there would be people who liked her in the outside world, but she replied: “Normally I’m liked, but off the back of this, that thing was savage. Biggest bitch in Britain - all that stuff."

She added: "I don’t think personally that’s what I’m like, but I did say some nasty things so, you know.”

“So what? You should say what you think,” said an approving Janice.

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That last line from Janice is class

[Abigail]

Christina Grimes has said that she would like to join Katie Hopkins on I'm A Celebrity....

The reality TV star claims that she still hasn't forgiven Hopkins for their rows on The Apprentice.

Speaking on GMTV, Grimes said: "We’ve still got an argument to settle, me and Katie…She’s wished me dead!

"I’d like to go in there for a couple of days and really sort her out. I’d have her. I’d absolutely put her in her place."

Grimes added: "She is the biggest bitch from hell."

Talking about what it would be like to live with Hopkins in the jungle, she commented: "She’s just like a puppy or a dog. She just needs to know who’s boss. They make a few messes on the floor and you need to rub their nose in it, you teach them to shut up when you tell them to shut up, a few yanks on the leash and I’m sure she’d be sitting and begging quite well."

[Abigail]

Bold, brash and in-your-face, Janice Dickinson erupted onto our screens in I'm A Celebrity... on Monday and is already threatening to stab fellow contestants and eat their boobs. She calls herself "the world's first supermodel" after gracing the cover of thousands of magazines in the '70s and was a modelling wildchild when Naomi Campbell was still hacking the hair off her Girl's World. She is now an Aids activist, reality TV regular, agent, actor, photographer and writer of two memoirs, not to mention being supple enough to wrap her legs around her neck. Phew! Read on to discover ten eye-popping facts about the woman who'll have us screaming at our tellies for the next two weeks.

1. Janice was born in Brooklyn, New York, to an abusive Belarusian father and a drug-addict half-Polish mother.

2. Janice fancied being a photojournalist as a child and now lists photographer among her many accomplishments. She has pointed her camera in the direction of such celebs as Angelina Jolie, Naomi Campbell, Sharon Stone and late soul icon James Brown.

3. Janice claims she was partly to blame for her dad's demise because she tossed his heart medication out of the car window on his way to hospital before he died. "Maybe I wanted to kill the abuser," she suggests.

4. Janice has been divorced three times. She has a 20-year-old son, Nathan, with her third husband and a 13-year-old daughter, Savannah, from another relationship.

5. Janice was betrothed to a certain Sylvester Stallone for six months in 1994. He sent her packing after finding out that Savannah was not his flesh and blood, later describing his romance with her as “like hanging in Satan’s armpit”. Mmm, we'll take your word for it on that one if you don't mind, Sly.

6. Janice vowed to always make time for her legions of fans after being snubbed by Sir Sean Connery at the age of 19. She recalls: "I asked for his autograph and he said: 'No, don't bother me right now, I'm sunbathing.' I thought to myself 'you mother*********, who the ******* do you think you are?'"

7. Janice's 1000-plus conquests include Liam Neeson, who allegedly has "the biggest penis of any man alive", and Mick Jagger, whom she likened to "making out with a sea bass". We know which description most men would prefer...

8. While woozy from her drugs and booze lifestyle, Janice fell off a catwalk into the lap of Hollywood legend Sophia Loren.

9. Janice is not a fan of the size-zero debate. She insists: "Models are supposed to be thin. They're not supposed to eat." Surely not a controversial opinion falling from Janice's lips? We wouldn't believe it if we hadn't read it with our own eyes.

10. Janice has her eye on Sir Paul McCartney. She gushes: “He was my favourite Beatle and I fell for him years ago. I’ve contacted him after seeing what he’s gone through with Heather Mills. She’s a fool.” Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire. Run, Sir Paul, run!

[tammyy2j]

Janice and Marc are the best contestants on the show at the moment all the rest are boring and not entertaining. How annoying is that Lynne i hope she goes first