A visitor to a mental insitution asked the director how he decides, which patients should be kept in. The director said "We fill up a bath, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a tea cup or a bucket" and ask them to empty the bathtub. The visitor said " Oh I see, a normal person would choose the bucket because it's the biggest" The director replied "No a normal person would pull the f**king plug out" Would you like a bed near the window.