I'm so glad dirk isn't out. He is such a cool character. I can't believe how many people have just upped and left this series.
I'm so glad dirk isn't out. He is such a cool character. I can't believe how many people have just upped and left this series.
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SEX-swap star Lauren Harries is moving in to the Celebrity Big Brother house today - followed by her mother.
The Welsh transsexual, who found fame in the 1980s as a 10-year-old BOY called James, has been drafted in by BB producers in a desperate bid to boost ratings after three housemates walked out.
Lauren, who underwent sex change surgery in 2001, will be joined in the house on Tuesday by mum Kathleen, 63.
A spokesman for Lauren said last night: "She is in London and preparing to go into the house."
An insider added: "Lauren is a massive fan of the BB and will cause no end of trouble. She's going to get a lot of people's backs up with her behaviour."
In a recent interview Lauren, one of the celebrities originally asked to appear, revealed her peculiar tactics with people she doesn't like.
She said: "I can go into their brains and turn all the taps on so the water floods out of their ears and their nose and mouth. In the end they go insane.
I only do that in a mental way, though. And I'd be a lady doing it."
Lauren, now 28, became a child star in 1988 after appearing on Terry Wogan's BBC chat show, Wogan.
Young James, as she/he was then, wowed audiences with a knowledge of antiques far beyond his years.
James was later dubbed Little Lord Fauntleroy because of his cutglass voice and smart bow ties - that was the title of a TV show about Lauren's life after the sex change.
In the house yesterday, former Steps star Ian "H" Watkins and ex- Jackson Five singer Jermaine were told to form tribute acts to their own bands as their latest task.
Mum-of-two Jade Goody refused to wear her crop-top costume, saying: "I've got stretchmarks. I look like I've been attacked by a shark."
But Jermaine got in to the spirit of the Battle Of The Bands, saying: "You've got to throw it all out there. Those fros (Afro hair cuts) will be fluffing."
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HOFF RIDES TO RESCUE FOR £300K
BAYWATCH hunk David Hasselhoff is being offered £300,000 to lure him into the house.
Channel 4 chiefs are desperate to sign him to halt a ratings slide.
An insider said: "The Hoff is a massive character who could really spice things up in the house.
"He's a huge name and he'd make great TV - especially as he's an eye for the ladies. He's a big fan of Danielle Lloyd, saying she looks like Lisa Marie Presley's daughter."
Bosses wanted the 54-year-old ex-Knight Rider star in from the start but wouldn't splash enough cash.
But with viewing figures slumping from seven million on launch night to 4.3mil-lion, they're now ready to pay anything to get their man.
The insider added: "Producers see him as a bargain, whatever the price."
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Big Brother and the Hoff! My idea of Heavan!
Let's hope both the Hoff and Lauren go into it!
Well Im glad to hear that more people are going in after they lost so many in just over a week
what is the new thing with bringing in their family members??? I think if they just stuck with jade and not the rest of her family too there wouldn't have been so many walkouts since it's her ignorant loud mouth mother who bugged everyone.
I can't bear watching it though since loads of people who remind me of the people on my council estate (trashy wannabe wag girl, jade's bloke etc) seem to be having a go at or about shilpa and it just sort of seems off. I could be jumping to the wrong conclusions because of personal experience though.
Monday 15 January
Day 13, 14:51
There's a surprise in store for the dolled up housemates...
When is a red carpet event, not really a red carpet event? Answer: when the red carpet is covered in sticky gunk that will foil your every step.
Right now, the housemates are getting changed into some terribly snazzy evening wear provided by Big Brother for their latest task - vaguely described as a 'red carpet event'. Yum yum: cocktails and caviar. Or so you'd think...
What the Celebs don't know is they're set to run the gauntlet of Big Brother's Red Carpet assault course. That means negotiating their way through a terrifying gunge-fest in the garden. No cocktails. No caviar.
"Once you're on the red carpet then what happens, do you just stand there?" wondered Jade while squeezing into a black cocktail dress.
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"Maybe we're going to meet a new housemate," suggested Jo.
"I think this is bidding goodbye," said Shilpa glumly
All wrong. Here's what the housemates will really be getting up to in order to bag a luxury shopping budget this week...
1 Limo - Housemates must all wait in a limousine, ready to run the Red Carpet.
2 VIP Pit - Housemates must first negotiate their way through the perils of the gunge-filled VIP Pit, ducking through the hoops as they go.
3 Champagne Fountain - Housemates must make their way over the champagne fountain being sprayed with sticky water all the way.
4 Shower Of Awards - Housemates must collect a trophy from the lectern by unscrewing it, all the time being gunged from above.
5 Crawl Of Fame - Housemates must crawl through the sticky Hollywood crawl of fame gunge trap.
6 Fan Frenzy - Housemates must stop for autographs by the paparazzi where they'll be squirted with gunge from the camera lenses.
7 Photo Opportunity - At the end of the Red Carpet housemates must pose for pictures with their trophy before the next housemate makes their run.
The group have nine minutes to complete the whole thing - and they're getting ready by applying a ton of make-up and blow-drying their hair.
Well that's gonna be a waste of time...
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this sounds funny and i cant wait to see it
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