Missed the announcer. Poo.
Kev!Bev! encourages Ponytail to get back together with Nico. She somehow works out that he's invited him round later. Whoo... psychic? She does the usual and storms out. This is getting to be a regular thing.
Awww, poor Ian...
Lil-Mo is suffering. Heh.
I thought Kev!Bev! hated Nico last episode? ...I wish I found them remotely interesting. He tells Ponytail that "the boy's grief-stricken, stricken by grief!" Er... Did she really need the dictionary definition? Whaaat?
Lil-Mo's abandoned her son in a launderette. Nice.
Sonia has an emo fringe! Boo! Hiss! Dot "won't have Pauline saying Martin is under-nourished". Dot, no-one will say that.
Pat's earrings = more restrained today.
Ponytail keeps saying "Nicko". Isn't it said Ny-co? Learn your husband's name, woman. She uses her psychic powers on Pat to find out that her beloved's whole family are coming round. Guess what she does next. Go on, guess.
Ian reminds me of Gollum. Pat says "I don't believe it!", Victor Meldrew style, when she finds out Kathy is dead. Riiiight. Does she want proof? Jane hugs her, and can barely fit her arms around her.
Kev!Bev! is incredibly creepy to watch when you don't have the sound on. Try it sometime.
News of Kathy gets round the Square in the usual manner - comic misunderstandings and the like. Peggy tries to get in the cafe. Jane rocks. Martin kind of agrees with Jane, and then goes "Lemme 'ave a go!" and tries to bash the door down. Awww Ian.
Ponytail's grin when she sees Nico is also creepy. She probably inherited it from her dad OR DID SHE?! (I like saying that.) Is it me or is Anna a man?
It's suddenly night time. Ian opens the door to Martin. Why? He's a buffoon.
'Mum' has a point. Everything has to be on Ponytail's terms. But she's still a man. Are they running out of extras or something?
Sonia's cheesed off. Martin and Ian are all purpley. Ooo. Ian's mean - "You'd know all about that wouldn't you?" Martin - grumpy face.
Kev!Bev! stands in the middle of the room and starts off with "I wanna thank you all for being here". Strip! Strip! Strip! Nico's quite good-looking, despite apparently having two fathers. People only get to talk when they're holding Cupid. Ooh, it's gone all Lord of the Flies. Anna makes good points.
Ben is Ian's bro? How much did I miss? What's with the purpleyness, anyway? Am I hallucinating again? Awwww poor poor Ian, I just wanna hug the old git...
So, back with the Addam's familyand co., Kev!Bev! won't accept anyone else's opinion but his own. Bah. They get arguing and Nico's dad gets angry - oh what joy, the BBC is bringing out the Stereotypes box again. Anyway, Nico's dad speaks in Greek and Nico translates it as "the strong bull wastes his seed on the sick cow". Ewwww. Are you sure it wasn't something like "Well, this has been a nice argument, may we stay for tea? We brought crumpets!"
Sonia is all high and mighty at Martin until he says that Kathy is DEAD, and wanders away quietly. Sonia got denied. Hee.
Ian leaves in a taxi, after telling Jane to "look after them for me". Presumably he means the kids, but then they both look at a point about 10 feet up in the air. Bloody hell, they must have grown.
Kev!Bev! tells everyone that "I'll get the next plane out of here". Thank the Lawd. Ponytail can't believe what her dad did. Whaaat? A minute ago she hated Nico. Make your bloody mind up. I almost feel sorry for Kev!Bev! Almost. Ponytail storms out. Wasn't expecting that. Duf-dufs on Kev!Bev!'s gurn.