This is a random script I felt like doing - for anyone who might have missed the Kalfie saga
, or wanted to see the funny side... It'll be split up into many parts.
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*ALFIE is chucked off the tube for not having a ticket - naughty boy - and ends up in Walford*
ALFIE: Ooh, this looks nice and quiet.
THE RESIDENTS: Hahahahaha....
*ALFIE proceeds to set up his "cheeky chappy" status by fooling MARTIN. Several times.*
ALFIE: What? It's not exactly difficult.
*He wanders into the Vic*
PEGGY: Ooh, you're the new manager, aren't you?
ALFIE: ...Why, yes.
*He gets to grips behind the bar. Later, KAT comes in, squee.*
ALFIE: *sees her* Right, we've got a new offer on: the first lady to give me a peck on the cheek gets a free drink! *looks at her hopefully*
KAT: *gives him the deadeye*
ALFIE: Ah, it was love at first sight.
KAT: *to CHARLIE* Who's that weirdo behind the bar?
CHARLIE: The new manager,
your soulmate.
KAT: Pfft.
*KAT gets a job in the Vic and she and ALFIE soon become the best of friends.*
KAT: You freak.
ALFIE: You weirdo.
KAT: Tee hee.
ALFIE: C'mere! *"friendly" hug*
KAT: Yay!