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    An Irish Ghost story



    John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road
    hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.



    The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
    could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
    Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.



    John , desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car
    and closed the door.... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel
    and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the
    road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging
    for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out
    of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John , paralyzed with
    terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or
    harmed him.



    Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so,
    gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of
    breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible
    experience he had just had.

    A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... and
    wasn't drunk.


    Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and
    stormy night. They, like John , were also soaked and out of breath. Looking
    around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the
    other....



    Look Paddy....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were
    pushing it!!!!'

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