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Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 08:33
From Today's Sun Newspaper:
EASTENDERS whinger Pauline Fowler is on the brink of a mental breakdown — just like her beloved husband Arfur.
She LIES about having a brain tumour to stop son Martin leaving Walford with ex-wife Sonia.
It sparks a fundraiser in the square as pals bid to pay for her “operation” in the run up to Christmas.
Pauline is tormented over whether to reveal the truth and spirals into depression as her relationship with second husband Joe Macer is badly damaged.
Pauline, played by Wendy Richard, locks herself in her house and becomes increasingly bitter and twisted.
A show insider says: “When Sonia and Martin say they want to leave, she loses the plot. She concocts a plan to make them stay — but it all backfires.”
Her first husband Arfur, played by Bill Treacher, sank into depression and died after stealing Christmas Club cash.
Oh dear ! We all thought she died from the Brain Tumour Seems Not !
Dr. Tangliss
24-10-2006, 08:36
WTF! Surely it would be better to kill her off with a tumour!?!:searchme:
melmarshall858
24-10-2006, 08:39
Arthur's death had nothing to do with his depression or the xmas club fund that he stole to pay for michelle's wedding he died about 10 years after that.(not quite that long)
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 08:43
He had depression in prison the second time, the christmas club money for the first time like 15 years ago !
melmarshall858
24-10-2006, 08:48
I can't remember him having depression the second time he went to prison i only remember him dying at his beloved allotment, but i remember the first time clearly with him smashing the house up at xmas oh well my mistake. when i said not quite 10 years after that i meant because arthur died in 1995 and the break down must have been late 80's.
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 08:57
I can't remember him having depression the second time he went to prison i only remember him dying at his beloved allotment, but i remember the first time clearly with him smashing the house up at xmas oh well my mistake. when i said not quite 10 years after that i meant because arthur died in 1995 and the break down must have been late 80's.
I understood that he suffered depression both times, the first over the Christmas Club Money and the second time after he was framed for embezzlement by Willy Roper. I thought the depression was because he knew he was innocent and he was in Prison for Christmas. But more than likely I am wrong :lol:
crazygirl
24-10-2006, 09:25
omg this sounds well good, so does she set the house on fire and kill herself that way
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 09:51
omg this sounds well good, so does she set the house on fire and kill herself that way
I am not sure what she does, who know's if this fire thing is true to be honest? I think she might not be killed off, and I think she just leaves !
From Today's Sun Newspaper:
EASTENDERS whinger Pauline Fowler is on the brink of a mental breakdown — just like her beloved husband Arfur.
She LIES about having a brain tumour to stop son Martin leaving Walford with ex-wife Sonia.
It sparks a fundraiser in the square as pals bid to pay for her “operation” in the run up to Christmas.
Pauline is tormented over whether to reveal the truth and spirals into depression as her relationship with second husband Joe Macer is badly damaged.
Pauline, played by Wendy Richard, locks herself in her house and becomes increasingly bitter and twisted.
A show insider says: “When Sonia and Martin say they want to leave, she loses the plot. She concocts a plan to make them stay — but it all backfires.”
Her first husband Arfur, played by Bill Treacher, sank into depression and died after stealing Christmas Club cash.
Oh dear ! We all thought she died from the Brain Tumour Seems Not !
It was posted that she would get an inoperable brain tumour but not actually die from that, so I think either Martin or Joe end up killing her in the 'christmas day shocker.'
.:SpIcYsPy:.
24-10-2006, 11:11
and becomes increasingly bitter and twisted
I swear she already is?! :rolleyes:
It was posted that she would get an inoperable brain tumour but not actually die from that, so I think either Martin or Joe end up killing her in the 'christmas day shocker.'
well joe is leaving!!!!so maybe he fianally cracks!!
or martin kills her and joe takes the wrap so he can spend a new life with sonia and rebecca?????
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 11:19
It was posted that she would get an inoperable brain tumour but not actually die from that, so I think either Martin or Joe end up killing her in the 'christmas day shocker.'
Cor Blimey ! Go Kimmy :cheer: Go Kimmy :cheer: Go Kimmy :cheer:
You is the complete :ninja: when it comes to storylines !! Luv Ya !
Right getting back to it, she can't be murdered because we know that Sonia, Martin and Rebecca all leave together and I can hardly see Joe bumping her off !
Maybe she commits suicide, we have not had one of them for an awful long time ! Then she would get to be the martyr and forever make Martin and Sonia pay !
doesnt sound out of character, but surely thats not a good way to say goodbye to a legend, ruining her memory and making her someone who everyone hates.
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 11:24
doesnt sound out of character, but surely thats not a good way to say goodbye to a legend, ruining her memory and making her someone who everyone hates.
True, but hey Eastenders ruined most of the legends exits, so why not do that to Pauline. You can image them killing Ian Beale off by having die in a deep fat fryer accident ! :rotfl:
A fire was mentioned though, so, taking into account all the rumours, I think a murder is most likely. You wouldn't expect Joe or Martin to bump her off, so that could be the twist in the tale, so to speak.
by guess remains - sonia fowler in the living room with the fruit bowel :D
you heard it hear first folks :cool: :lol:
by guess remains - sonia fowler in the living room with the fruit bowel :D
you heard it hear first folks :cool: :lol:
How about Sonia sets the fruit bowl on fire and Pauline's so attatched and depressed that she forgets to leave the house. :hmm:
i think this is a great storyline totally suits her
i can actually believe she would come up with tis sort of plan to keep them there. Wonder how or if shes found out before she crokes it??
parkerman
24-10-2006, 12:57
[COLOR="Purple"]From Today's Sun Newspaper:
EASTENDERS whinger Pauline Fowler is on the brink of a mental breakdown — just like her beloved husband Arfur.
She LIES about having a brain tumour to stop son Martin leaving Walford with ex-wife Sonia.
It sparks a fundraiser in the square as pals bid to pay for her “operation” in the run up to Christmas.
Why would she need to have a "fundraiser"? We have something in this country called the NHS, they carry out operations for free!!!:confused:
crazygirl
24-10-2006, 13:29
sonia might hit her over the head with the dog door stopper :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 14:04
sonia might hit her over the head with the dog door stopper :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Very good honey !! Very funny, I knew you was a crazy girl ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am really interested now in how she actually dies ?
Sam-Elle
24-10-2006, 14:17
I am really interested now in how she actually dies ?
yeah me too, how does she die? i was convinced it was the brain tumor that killed her, now im back to square 1.
X~xLaylax~X
24-10-2006, 14:28
what about little betty ??????? will dot take her in ? and if thees a fire wouldnt the lil thing die too ? :(aww soo sad :( im not bothad about the grumpy old bag that is pauline fowler !!
Chris_2k11
24-10-2006, 14:39
Atleast little Betty will finally be able to walk on all 4 feet when Pauline snuffs it. :) :rolleyes:
Atleast little Betty will finally be able to walk on all 4 feet when Pauline snuffs it. :) :rolleyes:
Yeah i thought when dogs went for walks with their owners did the owners Let them go for a bit and dosn't carry them around whereever they go or am i wrong or is that just in soapland? If she dosn't die of a brain tumor then how does she die? i'm getting all confused now
Richie_lecturer
24-10-2006, 18:52
He had depression in prison the second time, the christmas club money for the first time like 15 years ago !
The Xmas Club Money stuff was wayyyy back, about '86 or '87 if I remember correctly. Excellent stuff it was, but let's not dwell on the past here.
Maybe Pauline does a Dawn and has a boob-job with the fundraising cash. "Ere Martin, I won't be needing melons from your stall today." :eek:
Richie_lecturer
24-10-2006, 18:54
Why would she need to have a "fundraiser"? We have something in this country called the NHS, they carry out operations for free!!!:confused:
The NHS won't treat her as she 'evil eyes' the nurses.
Richie_lecturer
24-10-2006, 18:55
by guess remains - sonia fowler in the living room with the fruit bowel :D
you heard it hear first folks :cool: :lol:
You could say that again Bryan - fruit bowel? :eek: What a strange image
crazygirl
24-10-2006, 19:09
Very good honey !! Very funny, I knew you was a crazy girl ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am really interested now in how she actually dies ? ok shall i send sharon marshall a e-mail, just to see if she gives us any clues
Mr Humphries
24-10-2006, 19:33
ok shall i send sharon marshall a e-mail, just to see if she gives us any clues
What a Fab Idea ! :p
Sharon Marshall looks forward to your weekly emails ! :lol: Love you really !
crazygirl
24-10-2006, 19:49
What a Fab Idea ! :p
Sharon Marshall looks forward to your weekly emails ! :lol: Love you really ! now come on Mr H i have only sent her 1...are you trying to call me a stalker? :nono:
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