Bryan
19-11-2005, 18:35
Little Britain music plays
V.O: Walford! Walford! Walford! Home to fat Pat Evans, the Arghee Barjhi, and Jonathaon Ross's mom! But who are the sad mad fools that live there? Come on lets get depressed!...
Scene One - Community Centre - Day
Pat, Charlie, Big Mo, Minty, and Dawn are sitting down waiting for someone to enter. In marches Marjories Dawes.
Marjorie: Whos a fat? Yousa fat? Whos a thin? Not you ya fat gits! Right pep talk over... hello folks and welcome to fat fighters... i am marjorie dawes, and im here for a newwww challenge
Big Mo: Why sacked by ya old gaff were ya?
Marjorie: And whoooo are youuuu?
Big Mo: Mo Harris
Marjorie: If ya must knowwww mooooo, i was let off for racism, fatism ya know the usual stuff, anyways im in walford now and lets hope we have a bita fun yeah? fun... dya know what that is? or has the fat left you a social retard?
Charlie: Hey watch it will you! We cant help it....
Marjorie: No of course you cant, its not your fault is it tubby? Its them chips for havin fat in them, and them cakes for having cream in them! how dare they! naughty foods! we need to give them a damn good spanking!
Pat: It isnt like that at all...
Marjorie: (looks at clipboard) and what would you know Pat...hey fat Pat...that rhymes...maybe i should be a poet instead of a fatfighters person, you fatties make me sick!
Pat: You ent that thin yaself darlin'
Marjorie: Get them party rings outta ya ears and listen up Pat.... just cus yave had 4 fat husbands in ya bed dont mean to say ya can have 4 fat meals in ya belly each day! dya understand?
Pat: Well...
Dawn: Leave off them yeah, theyre doing you a favour by being here...
Marjorie: Oh its little miss super model, and what are you doing here? thats not a single love handle in sight! we encourage weight loose her not weight gain!
Dawn: (laughs to self) you coulda fooled me!
Marjorie: You cheaky mare....well you are someat else! at least my boobs are real! 100% flesh! not a grain of sand shaking around my cleavage!
Dawn: Common guys we dont have to put up with this...
Everyone gets up from there seats and starts to leave...
Marjorie: Hey where are you all going? Hey im talking to you ya fat gits! How ya gonna loose weight without me!?
Marjorie sits down and binges on a chocolate eclair
V.O: Walford! Walford! Walford! Home to fat Pat Evans, the Arghee Barjhi, and Jonathaon Ross's mom! But who are the sad mad fools that live there? Come on lets get depressed!...
Scene One - Community Centre - Day
Pat, Charlie, Big Mo, Minty, and Dawn are sitting down waiting for someone to enter. In marches Marjories Dawes.
Marjorie: Whos a fat? Yousa fat? Whos a thin? Not you ya fat gits! Right pep talk over... hello folks and welcome to fat fighters... i am marjorie dawes, and im here for a newwww challenge
Big Mo: Why sacked by ya old gaff were ya?
Marjorie: And whoooo are youuuu?
Big Mo: Mo Harris
Marjorie: If ya must knowwww mooooo, i was let off for racism, fatism ya know the usual stuff, anyways im in walford now and lets hope we have a bita fun yeah? fun... dya know what that is? or has the fat left you a social retard?
Charlie: Hey watch it will you! We cant help it....
Marjorie: No of course you cant, its not your fault is it tubby? Its them chips for havin fat in them, and them cakes for having cream in them! how dare they! naughty foods! we need to give them a damn good spanking!
Pat: It isnt like that at all...
Marjorie: (looks at clipboard) and what would you know Pat...hey fat Pat...that rhymes...maybe i should be a poet instead of a fatfighters person, you fatties make me sick!
Pat: You ent that thin yaself darlin'
Marjorie: Get them party rings outta ya ears and listen up Pat.... just cus yave had 4 fat husbands in ya bed dont mean to say ya can have 4 fat meals in ya belly each day! dya understand?
Pat: Well...
Dawn: Leave off them yeah, theyre doing you a favour by being here...
Marjorie: Oh its little miss super model, and what are you doing here? thats not a single love handle in sight! we encourage weight loose her not weight gain!
Dawn: (laughs to self) you coulda fooled me!
Marjorie: You cheaky mare....well you are someat else! at least my boobs are real! 100% flesh! not a grain of sand shaking around my cleavage!
Dawn: Common guys we dont have to put up with this...
Everyone gets up from there seats and starts to leave...
Marjorie: Hey where are you all going? Hey im talking to you ya fat gits! How ya gonna loose weight without me!?
Marjorie sits down and binges on a chocolate eclair