Emmerdale - Current Episode Discussion - III

[hiskey]

Who is baby sitting Vanessa's sprog? Must be a month now.
A village the size of Emmerdale and it has two cafe's
The villagers spend too much time in the pub and café
They would rather get up in the morning and go straight to the café for a coffee instead of making one at home.
The only people who do any work are the café and bar staff.
When the cops appear in pairs, why does only one cop speak?
This programme is just not realistic.