Following her Gourmet 14 course Luncheon in the Rovers which featured some locally sourced ingredients such as Weatherfield free range venison and red snapper fresh from the Canal the Blessed St.Ella sat down to await her daily conference call with Barack Obama. She was advising him on his current fiscal policy and his decision to move the US Pacific fleet. "Many congratulations on your Jubilee St. Ella it was wonderful!" " Thank you Barry" said her holiness " It was not special guv, the old Baked Bean was as appy as a pig in **** wiv ow it went an so was the bubble and squeak before e went into The orspital. Anyways ducks I've gotta speak wiv the Kofi Annan guy to see wot we are gonna do bout situation in Syria."
Down in t'cellar Sunita was practising her horizontal jogging for the Olympics. Karl was practising for the Breast stroke as well as the pole vault.
Later that afternoon in a scene reminiscent of one of the Rev Syung Moon's weddings Archbishop St.Ella performed the marriage ceremony for Kevin and Sally , Maria and a random man, Steve and Eileen, Michelle and her ego, tommy and Tina as well as Kirsty and Tie Moan. The back room of the Rovers was almost full. Following her papal blessing everyone returned to the Rovers where a fatted calf was butchered and served along with five fishes and 3 loaves. What a busy hours work she had done and it was just turned four o'clock. Time for Deal or No Deal
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
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