Michelle Collins and John Michie join as Stella and Karl

[Siobhan]

Looks like the Sunday Star got something right for a change then

Well law of averages and all that.. bound to get something right eventually

[tammyy2j]

In a further twist, Stella is hiding a dark secret and news of her past has been tipped to have "shocking consequences" for some of the street's most-loved residents.

Murderer like Tracey maybe

[alan45]

Murderer like Tracey maybe

Something Corrie really needs is another murderer. Phil Collinson seems to be wanting to make Corrie a Northern Clone of Deadenders with the daft storylines he has introduced recently.

[tammyy2j]

Lets see what Corrie has currently

Murderers - yes
Transexuals - yes
Lesbians - yes
Serial Killers - yes
Bank Robbers - yes
Adulterers - yes loads
Cross Dressers - yes

[tammyy2j]

So could be pedophile or child killer

[Siobhan]

So could be pedophile or child killer

Tammy.. the announcement was that Michelle collins is joining corrie and has a dodgy past <shifty eyes>

[tammyy2j]

Tammy.. the announcement was that Michelle collins is joining corrie and has a dodgy past <shifty eyes>

In a further twist, Stella is hiding a dark secret and news of her past has been tipped to have "shocking consequences" for some of the street's most-loved residents.

I am guessing from what Corrie dont have

[alan45]

Lets see what Corrie has currently

Murderers - yes
Transexuals - yes
Lesbians - yes
Serial Killers - yes
Bank Robbers - yes
Adulterers - yes loads
Cross Dressers - yes

EE Rejects = yes
Emmerdale rejects - yes
The Bill Rejects - yes

[alan45]

Big Jim gets off on a technicality and he and Liz take over the Rovers.

Also Xin turns out to be an undercover Chinese spy and is arrested by MI5, but then it turns out she is actually a double agent and was actually trying to trap Graeme as he is in fact a Russian spy.

In the meantime, Steve and Lloyd put in a bid to take over Eddie Stobart's business now that the latter is dead, which is successful and they decide to have all their lorries serviced by Kevin and Tyrone who have to take on extra staff to cope, turning to Phil and Ricky from the Arches to outsource some work to.

Finally in a sensational episode, set to rock the cobbles, Tina takes all her clothes off and becomes the first full frontal nude to appear on a British soap. (Sorry, I think that last bit is just wishful thinking on my part.....)

I've found the very job for you


Script Secretary - Coronation Street

Location Manchester

Salary Competitive + benefits

12 Month Fixed Term Contract

From tram crashes to love triangles, Coronation Street brings explosive storylines to the homes of millions, and the Script Department is where this drama begins.

As our Script Secretary you will hold full responsibility for the production, distribution, amending and filing of scripts. Liaising with all appropriate departments, you will play a focal part in ensuring deadlines are met and continuity issues resolved. You will receive and format draft scripts using our in-house system, and as our ‘superuser’ you will ensure that this database is continually updated and monitored.I

[lizann]

Mary and Norris should take over the pub