A few weeks back i saw one of my teachers in a restaurant and he said he was an identical twin. so i went into the pupil support base to ask another teacher cause i didn't believe he was a twin:

Me: Sir is Mr Stewart a twin?
Teacher: I don't know Tanya why?
Me: Cause i saw him in the clubhouse and then asked him on the monday if it was him and he said he was a twin.

(can't remember what happend next but they were taking the mic out of me )

so i started to walk across to the door saying "I'm never coming in here again!" before another teacher stops me and goes:

Teacher: Can i quote that tanya?
Me: Quote what?
Teacher: that you'll never come in here again?
Me: No *still laughing so hard!*
Teacher to the other teacher: We could put a big banner outside the door saying "Tanya says she'll never come in here again"
Me: very funny, *me and friend walk out in fits"

The bell goes.

Friend - Mr Legg isn't are you sir?
Teacher - No.
Me - What you're not a twin?!

Don't think i've laughed that much in a long time! My blondeness came through