Me and this other girl in my class always end up having random conversations with the teacher at the end of the lesson. This time it was about the photos on our driving licences and how them being in black and white now makes them look worse than the already bad photo.

Teacher: I'm sure mine's in colour *checks it* oh no it's black and white; it's new, I keep losing my licence.
Other girl: You keep LOSING your licence? How many points have you had?
Teacher: *realises what she's said* I've never had any

She meant she'd misplaced the licence