JODIE MARSH wants a baby - just weeks after quitting men.
And if you didn't think the veteran publicity seeker could sink any lower, she's made an appeal for a sperm donor on national radio.
Jodie appeared on TIM SHAW'S show on Absolute Radio, formally known as Virgin Radio, whose guests used to be of a fairly distinguished calibre.
Her on-air antics included snogging her new girlfriend and sucking a banana - standard Marsh stuff, really.
Desperate Jodie made the appeal because she's a lesbian these days, you see.
She recently admitting she's started a relationship with hairdresser NINA.
Jodie said: "I've had loads of s**t men.
"I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much *******ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere."
Indeed, she can now be seen falling out of clubs with poor old Nina on her arm, a pal of 12 years apparently.
If she does succeed at getting hold of some oddball's sperm, she might need to start staying in.
Hang on, maybe this appeal isn't such a bad idea...