fab pair of titties there darl' .. we could create TITTIE POWER! in fhm and turn desperate guys like aaron on (who never clearly gets any!)

ahh yes jail time with jack! that was all a laugh really..jacks a good looking guy like dont get me wrong, but in jail, it was all a bit of fun! i was bored.. i hate confined spaces and wanted a bit of entertainment.. singin' unchained melody wasnt enough and i wanted like a bit of man meat.. and jack offered and hes a good lookin' guy so wasnt gonna turn him down! nice guy but not my type.. claire is welcome to 'im! both of us are already at logger 'eads so i dont want her to have another reason to go against me!

ahh aaron.. he seemed up for a laugh at first ..i really liked him but then he whispered he liked me too but then he ignored me for days on end so i felt like he was usin' me .. and he was being a typical bloody man goin' round flirting with everybody! .. i didnt mean anythin' more to him .. than a woman he could try and get a bit of a tittie feel out of! .. i did all that stuff with jack in jail as well, to see if he would get jealous, because if he did, then i would know he fancied me genuinely but he didnt bat an eyelid which showed to me he was just lyin'! and from then on, i was angry with 'im and it went downhill from there and we just kept fightin'