Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
(Friend who lives 6 miles away in us arranging to go to the fair where she lives. We'd established asking my dad to get me or getting a bus wasn't going to get me home at the time we'd need after the fair.)

Friend: Drive the boat here!
Me: You have to have water to do that...
Friend: Scrape it across the road.. how do you get it into the sea anyway? Throw it over your shoulder?
Friends quotes are the best




There's this funny bit in the free paper I get on the way to college..

It's called NO S**T SHERLOCK

Press release from the department of the bleeding obvious
Crucifixion is bad for your health (unhygenic whips and nails can cause infections)

Republic of the Philippines Deparment of Health.