Top ten things to say when caught sleeping at your desk.

[Siobhan]

10.) "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9.) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."

8.) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You probably got here
just in time."

7.) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the Mission Statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."

6.) "It's true what they say about all that harmful radiation that
these monitors put out. My eyes started stinging and I got real dizzy."

5.) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice Yoga?"

4.) "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big accounting problem."

3.) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"

2.) "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST

1.) Just raise your head slowly and say, " . . . in Jesus name, Amen."

[Chloe O'brien]

I'll have to remember a few of them on Monday

[no1abbafan]

I used to say "shh can't you hear that noise coming from the PC, Air conditioning, radiator" (use as appropriate) you would be amazed at the amount of people, who would shut their eyes to listen.

[Katy]

My mate actually used the last one in an Religious Education exam when he couldn't be bothered doing any work. It was brilliant they completly fell for it.

My favourites the one about the blood bank.

[Chloe O'brien]

I like number 7 about meditation and the mission statement.

[Bubblegum]

i have sooo got to try these out! or at least tell my mates