Tabbie and Mave...a true(ish) story.

[Pinkbanana]

Lol, Tabbie broke into Barclays Bank and she lives there?! How random! I wonder who that figure lurking in the shadows is...

I can't wait for the final part PB, you have me on tenterhooks!

Mave, you plum! TAbbie doesnt really live in the bank! Just to clarify the situation for you, she is actually robbing the bank...but there is a reason behind it...which involves blackmail...

[DaVeyWaVey]

Lol, Tabbie broke into Barclays Bank and she lives there?! How random! I wonder who that figure lurking in the shadows is...

I can't wait for the final part PB, you have me on tenterhooks!

Mave, you plum! TAbbie doesnt really live in the bank! Just to clarify the situation for you, she is actually robbing the bank...but there is a reason behind it...which involves blackmail...

Oh lol...sorry dumb moment i was having there!

[Abbie]

Oh ok this is so werid, you making me I mean tabbie sound really bad

[CrazyLea]

Dave can't believe you thought she lived in the bank, it was so obvious she was robbing it

Have just caught up Good stuff. Poor grandchild no3. It's getting exciting with the robbery.. I wonder who the shadow is Am I gunna come along with my "comandeered lorry" now .

[Pinkbanana]

Basil Brush Nightingale, Mave's lawyer, looks shocked as Mave continues to tell the story……

Basil: And you really believed she lived in Barclays Bank?!
Mave: Erm…yes.
Basil: Maybe we could get charges dropped due to you being too dense to know what was going on!
Mave: well as soon as Tabbie used dynamite to blow up the safe, I could smell a rat.
Basil: Soooo you didn’t realise you were involved in one of the biggest bank jobs this country had ever seen until that point?
Mave: Erm…that would be a no.
Basil: Soooo what happened next then, Mave?

[Abbie]

PB!!!!!!!
You really are making me sound bad....I mean tabbie

[Pinkbanana]

Flash back continued….

Mave and Tabbie are inside Barclays bank….

Tabbie: Im sooo sorry Mave, I didn’t want things to turn out like this…
Tabbie whips out some high explosives out of her hand bag and proceeds to blow up the bank’s safe…
Mave: (looks on) Woweee… but aren’t you meant to use fireworks outside?

Just then a figure appears from out of the shadows….
Tabbie: Ive kept my end of the deal. That’s the end of it right? I can go now?
Prom boy: You have done well, Tabbie, but I need your help to remove the money from the bank first.
Tabbie: What?! But you said if I broke in to the bank then that would be the end of it!
Mave: Erm…excuse me, but Tabbie and I are out on a date…do you mind
Tabbie (starting to cry) Oh Mave, you had better go, I don’t want you getting into trouble too
Mave: What trouble? Tabbie why are you crying?
Prom boy: (looks at Mave) Oi there you, help put the money into the wheel barrow.
Mave: What? This is illegal isn’t it? If you need money, couldn’t you just get cash back from Tescos?
Tabbie: Mave, this is a robbery. Prom boy has blackmailed me into taking part.
Mave: WHAT? HOW?
Tabbie: He was mad cause I said I wouldn’t go to the prom with him; I wanted to go with you instead….
Mave: well that’s understandable
Tabbie: Then he turned really nasty and said that if I didn’t help him pull off the biggest robbery that England has ever seen, then he would make sure me and family had to move back to….
Mave: OMG… where?
Prom Boy: Go on Tabbie, tell him….
Tabbie (crying and becoming slightly hysteria) SUNDERLAND!!!!
Mave: You evil swine!
Mave kicks Prom boy in the nuts….

Just then they all hear the sound of police sirens, which are getting closer and closer…

Tabbie: Oh we are all going to end up in some horrible young offenders institute, and I bet its one without Sky..how am I ever going to watch Lost again?

Just then Prom boy, who has slightly recovered from being kicked, smacks Mave over the head with a big bag of money. Mave collapses on the floor.
Prom boy: (laughs) soooo long guys….Im off, and thanks Tabbie for all your help! Enjoy prison you two!!!
Tabbie: Come on Mave, we have to get outta here before the police arrive!
Mave: I see dead people…I mean I don’t feel well.
Tabbie: come on we have to go….
Mave: you go Cabbie….I’ll be fine

[B]Tabbie in a panick, and on hearing the police cars pulling up outside, flees the bank
Tabbie(looks back): Im soooo sorry, Mave

[CrazyLea]

Lmfaooo
"How will I see Lost"
Awww poor Mave though. Hope he gets off

[Abbie]

That was very funny, But I just need to clear up a few things, the real prom boy is not evil, SUNDERLAND is not that bad and why did I...I mean Tabbie leave

[Abbie]

"How will I see Lost"

How would I though, How would I live!!!!!!!!
You know how much i love to talk about lost