after all I have wrote for you I better be in this...
after all I have wrote for you I better be in this...
Saving Maves LifeMave and Tabbie a true story brought to you by the PinkbananaRead it or get LUSHED!!
After the fire...
Crazeeee is sitting in the burnt out shell of her former abode with her grand children at her feet, except for grand child No1 who has been arrested for burning down Crazeeeee's home.
Grandchild No. 5: Grandma (the child gasps..he has inhaled alot of smoke ) will you continue to tell us that story about TAbbie and Mave please...it will help keep our spirits up, whilst the Salvation Army are finding us digs for the night..
Crazeeee: Oh alright, I’ll tell ya the story…then Im going to look up in the yellow pages for a good mental hospital to put grandchild No 1 in!!! Are you are sitting comfortably?
Grandchildren: Yes grandma Crazeeeeee!
Crazeeeee: Then I shall begin (finally) to tell the tale of TAbbie and Mave and their friend FLorence….she had a lamp you know!
Thanking the fabulous TAbbie, for the banner!
lmao Flo
I like how the granchild are called 1 and 2
great part, can't wait for more
Flashback to 2007…
The air is clean and the world is a happy kind, and caring place…
Crazeee is talking to one of her bestest friends in the whole darn world…Tabbie.
Tabbie: I’ve met someone Crazeeeee and I think it could be love.
Crazeeee: Is it that paper boy, the one with the limp and who has slightly bad breath? If so, you know you can do better!
Tabbie: Erm…no. I got over him last week when he accidently delivered Cross Stitch Weekly to me rather than my Heat mag.
Crazeeee: Right, so tell me all about this new man of yours
Tabbie: well erm I haven’t met him yet as such, I know he’s kind, quite dense - as he doesnt get things very quickly! ( ), is funny…and (in a whisper) he is a cross dresser! But hey nobody is perfect!
Crazeeee: He sounds great, and I bet he likes to shop in New Look too!
Tabbie: Yep, (sighs) but its never gonna go anywhere…he lives in another country for a start, and does extreme ironing in his local park surrounded by chavs.
Crazeeeee: Really? It sounds like he has a death wish to me!! Aw….too bad Abbie, erm I mean Tabbie…sooooo which foreign country does he reside in?
Tabbie: I think its some small country, erm….now what was it called….Belgium rings a bell or was it Prussia, or maybe its Wales? He’s got a lot of sheep as friends.
Crazeeee: Wales? Isnt it a small world…I live in Wales too!
Tabbie: cor blimey I never knew that…
Crazeeee: And this fella you are keen on, he wouldn't be called Mave Millets by any chance, would he? Mave's a Spanish name meaning ‘owner of the voucher’. If soooo I know him too!
Tabbie faints on the spot and luckily Crazeeee finds a bottle of Covonia nearby and waffs it under Tabbie's nose to bring her around...
Thanking the fabulous TAbbie, for the banner!
i like this pb, really funny! more mor more to distract me from german oral!
Wow lol , great start this is very funny
Why thank you...
One will be posting some more TAbbie and Mave in the very near future, when Mave makes a life changing decision and D1 pops up as employee of the month at Starbucks whilst trying to conceal the fact she is Charlotte Church's No 1 fan/stalker....
Last edited by Pinkbanana; 06-03-2007 at 21:22.
Thanking the fabulous TAbbie, for the banner!
wow, sounds great!
I will be looking forward to it!
PB! This really is soooo funny! Fantastic! Mave meaning "owner of the voucher"
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