Devon Seas Season 2

[Siobhan]

mmm.. Charlie and Chris.. explosive combination.. Callum behind a bar!! what was Richard thinking!!! and you would think Adonis would be happy to have his mother back!!

[Bryan]

INT. RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE - MORNING

The pub is closed, there is a loud and constant knocking on the front doors. Amy coms downstairs, dressed in her dressing gown, she unbolts the door. Tanya marches in, clearly in a bad mood.

Amy: Tanya?

Tanya: Where is she!?

Amy: Do you know what time it is?

Tanya: I don't care what time it is! My Charlie is missing, and I bet you ten quid that Hayley has something to do with it!

Amy: I don't know what you...

Hayley comes into the room, having just been woken up by the argument.

Hayley: What's all the noise about?

Tanya: Charlie! Where the hell is she!?

Hayley: How the hell should I know?

Tanya: Oh don't pull the other one! You two have been thick as theives since she first come here!

Hayley: I swear I don't know, the last I saw of her she had her tongue down Chris' throat...

Tanya: Chris!? Chris Langden!?

Hayley: Look Tanya, don't go overboard...

Tanya: He's over ten years older than her! My god! How could he!?

Amy: Stay calm Tanya...

Tanya: Calm!? How can you expect me to stay Calm...

Tanya storms out of the pub, heading towards The Bachelor Boys house in a rage.

[Abi]

INT: SINGH'S HOUSE- Day

Andonis is in his bedroom, on the phone...

Andonis: Mum and Iqbal have moved back in... Just barged through the door, bags packed and everything..

Andonis pauses, listening to the reponse...

Andonis: Yeah, i know. Didn't give me so much as a phonecall! Let alone think about you..

The camera flicks to Kash, in a secure unit...

Kash: Son, i want you to come and visit me. Some time away from them will do you good.

Andonis: Erm... I'm not sure, things are kind of hectic...

Kash: Too hectic for me?

Andonis pauses, thinking. He replies, reluctantly..

Andonis: Ok... Yeah, ok i will... I'll ring the reception and sort out a time...

[Abi]

EXT: BACHELORS HOUSE- Day

Tanya bashes on the door to the house, shouting Charlie's name. There is no reply. She bends down, picks up a key from under the mat, and opens the door. She hears muttering upstairs, and storms up there. She walks into Chris's room, and finds them together in his bed..

Tanya: Charlie! Get out of that bed right now!

Charlie: Tanya!

Tanya: NOW!!

Charlie looks at Chris, wanting him to say something. He doesn't say anything. Tanya grabs Charlie by the hair, and drags her out of the bed. She quickly covers herself up, and gets dressed...

Charlie: Tanya, stop it!

Tanya: You cheap slag! Dont "Tanya!" me!

Tanya turns to Chris..

Tanya: What the HELL did you think you were doing, Chris!?

Chris: Tanya, i just... It just...

Tanya: Just happened? Things tend to happen like that around you, dont they?!

Chris: Excuse me?!

Tanya: She's 17 years old Chris! Use your head!

Charlie walks back into the room. Tanya grabs her arm tightly, and drags her out of the house..

Tanya: How could you do this, Charlie?!

Charlie: This? This?! Trust me, i can do a hell of a lot worse

[Siobhan]

Charlie is just a big a cow as Hayley.. no wonder they get on

[Bryan]

Thanks for everyone who voted on the Interactive Vote storyline. The votes have now been counted up, and the thread deleted. Stay tuned this week, for the result...

[Siobhan]

Thanks for everyone who voted on the Interactive Vote storyline. The votes have now been counted up, and the thread deleted. Stay tuned this week, for the result...

ah damn, no seek preview but I am sure Jeremy kyle will reveal all.. can't wait for that episode.. thanks Bry

[Bryan]

EXT. BACHELOR BOYS HOUSE - MORNING

Tanya drags Lauren out into the street by her arm. Charlie is trying to resist, but Tanya continues to drag her away with force.

Charlie: Get the hell of me!

Tanya: I'm not letting you out of my sight from now on.

Charlie bites Tanya's arm. Tanya lets go in pain. Charlie starts screaming at her.

Tanya: You little bitch!

Charlie: Who the hell do you think you are!? Telling me what I can and can't do!

Tanya: Maybe if you behaved yourself more I wouldn't have to... your father would be ashamed of yourself! Sleeping around willy nilly! Are you even aware of the possible consequences you stupid! Stupid! Little Girl!

Charlie: Yes! Well at least I stick to sleeping with men!

Tanya: You little...

Tanya charges towards Charlie in rage. The pair engadge in a furious bitchfight, as they tug on each others hair, scratching and biting. They end up rolling around on the lawn of The Bachelor Boys' house.

Chris is standing on the pavement in shock, Romeo and Roxy come down in their nightclothes. They look shocked at the scene infront of them.

Romeo: What the hell is going on here!?

Chris: I dunno...they just started...fighting...

Roxy: Well do something then!

Chris goes over to them, he pulls Tanya away from Charlie, trying to intervene.

Chris: Clam down Tanya...

Tanya gives Chris a menacing look and headbutts him. He staggers backwards holding his head in pain. Romeo and Roxy are unsure whether to laugh or react.

Charlie: Jesus! Aunty Tan!

Tanya: Get it in the car! Now!

Tanya opens the door and pushes Charlie in. She gets into the car and speeds off. Chris staggers back towards Romeo and Roxy.

Roxy: Oh my god Chris, are you okay?

Chris: Yeah, i'm great, I tell you something there's nothing more hornier than seeing two women having a bitch fight, especially when one of them is a lesbian

Roxy and Romeo laugh in disbelief at Chris' sexist, yet funny, statement.

[Bryan]

INT. BAYMOORE LESUIRE CENTRE - WINEBAR - DAY

Callumn is bending down, unloading the crates of wine. His backside in clear view. The sound of high heels clicking against the floor can be heard as Lauren walks in.

Lauren: Well that's certainly a site if I ever I saw one

Callumn gets up and turns around, a flirtatious grin on his face.

Callumn: You're gonna get me into trouble one of these days...

Lauren: Bad boys like you love it...

Callumn: Oh do we?

Lauren: Yeah...you get a thrill off it...(undoes a button on her blouse) The Forbiddon Fuirt...it's the age old turn on...

Callumn eyes her up and down. She approcahes him, grabs his head and breifly snogs him. Callumn clealry isn't resisting. Lauren pulls away, licking her lips. Callumn gestures for her to continue.

Lauren: No... all comes to he who waits...

Lauren walks out of the bar. Callumn admiring the view as she goes, a big grin on his face...

[Abi]

INT: VALENTINO'S RESTAURANT- Evening

Emma and Tom are out for a meal. They are laughing and joking across the table...

Tom: (Laughing) Thank you, Emma..

Emma: For what?

Tom: For cheering me up these past couple of months, by just being yourself.

Emma: I've hardly been a bundle of joy, have i?

Tom: Just being around you, cheers me up. Much more so than Luqina ever did.

Emma: But i'm not even half as good looking!

Emma laughs..

Tom: I'm going to have to disagree on that

Tom leans across the table, and gives her a kiss.

Tom: Shall i get the bill? We can go back for coffee..?

Emma smiles, and nods.