Hollyoaks Quotes!

[Chris_2k11]

Another one from Joe..

"I'm a gherkin!"

[luna_lovegood]

*Jake holds a lighter above a matress doused in petrol*
Frankie - "Don't Do it Jake!" It was supposed to be dramatic but it was hilarious.........its a matress for heavens sake!

[Chris_2k11]

Steph: I was the biggest name there really, it wasn't really presenting... more like modeling.
Darren: Modeling? Yeahhh.. and then you woke up!

[x Amby x]

Steph: I was the biggest name there really, it wasn't really presenting... more like modeling.
Darren: Modeling? Yeahhh.. and then you woke up!

lol yeah that was funny, i love Darren at the moment, hes a good character!

[di marco]

darren: whats wrong with me?
steph: whats right with you?!

[di marco]

(just after jake has punched jack)
joe: 3 cheers for the birthday boy
(everyone glares at him)
joe: oh maybe later then!

[diamond1]

hollyoaks quotes i love where mostly from ben

in indecent behavior (talking about pulling izzy):

ben:tenner says i can do it

luke:your money

ben:20

luke:done

ben:yep she will be
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with izzy talking about sex

izzy:you see i like sex in dangerous places

ben:like beirut?
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and other ones

with lisa
lisa:shes a tramp shes so easy

ben:sounds right up my alley...i tell you what give me her number and ill sort her right out

(with debbie after a one night stand thinking he was in with a chance)
ben:can i come in?

debbie:free country and i dont bite

ben:well thats not strictly true..about last night

debbie:it was a one off

ben:exaclty what i thought

debbie:you where sweet
ben:you where hot

debbie:not gonna happen again

ben: there you go then

[Chris_2k11]

*Tom puts a choc bar in his schoolbag*

Max: You're not havin that for school.
Tom: Mandy lets me!
Max: Fibber!
Tom: She doesssss!

lol

[feelingyellow]

*Tom puts a choc bar in his schoolbag*

Max: You're not havin that for school.
Tom: Mandy lets me!
Max: Fibber!
Tom: She doesssss!

lol

Lol aww that so sweet! Little Tom's so cute!

[Katy]

that was so cute.

Tom can we talk to our daddy Max
Max our daddys in heaven Tom
Tom but claire spoke to her daddy on the phone

Claire looking worried

Claire Oh Maggie....

I thought that was quite funny.