An opening sequence which is just pure WTF. Argh. There is a countdown going and Phil rushing around panicking, which gives the impression that he is going to explode or something when it gets to zero.
Now he has blood on his hands like Lady Macbeth... OMFG Phil killed Dennis?! OR DID HE?! This is like a music video. Extremely crap graphics of fireworks exploding. Johnny appears and is all "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Then the screen starts going sideways so we realise it's all a dream. Thank God for that. (For a moment I thought they were going to say that the whole New Years Eve thing had been a dream, and Dennis was alive and hawt, but sadly no.)
Grant is ace. Tracy spoke! Everybody faints. Phil lurks in the Arches and then brings out another Tape of Doom and Exposition (yay!) Is it wrong that I find Grant attractive?
Then Billy moans for a bit so Phil gives him a random job to shut him up, and Phil 'n' Grant get in their Range Rover to drive off somewhere. This whole episode has a golf theme, you may notice. At this point I started to despair because I had no clue what was going on. It's not good to be so confuzzled.
They are on the motorway. There is background music. I wish Grant would keep his eyes on the road. "Mullering"! Now yoghurt has a whole new meaning. Ah, golf. Ah, matching jumpers.
Garry and Minty call Billy a "pull ranker" repeatedly, to get the max innuendo possible out of 8pm on Monday night. Tsk, tsk.
"Right Said Fred have reformed" by some random - hehe. Grant moans at Phil for holding a vodka bottle. Phil protests that he was in fact practising for a play, and the bottle was being Macbeth. See? See? That's also why he had blood on his hands in his dream. There's an explanation for everything... And he won't tell Grant because his passion for the theatre isn't manly and it is his secret shame. Yes. ....I'll get on with it, shall I?
Oooo, he said "smartar$e".... What's with the blokes taking the mess? It was funny when it was just one random thing earlier. Lads - learn how to be funny properly. I like the "Ow!" offscreen.
I've discovered something amazing. The Mitchells are actually quite entertaining. And their car number is S203 KGM, if anyone is interested. You could get it off eBay. XD
Is it just me, or does Grant seem increasingly gay? "This. You. Me. Our kids." Phil is all "but I'm not ready for commitment!"
They aren't going golfing, are they? Phil's off on that hunch. Or maybe he isn't, they're at a golfing place. Or maybe not! Man, I love it when I'm right. JOHNNY!
I haven't worked out yet whether it was supposed to be actual Dennis's blood, or metaphorical for Phil's guilt at letting Johnny get away with it. I'm currently going for the second... EE's more interesting than I thought (especially because I can laugh at it at the same time.)
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