Potato Head's back! Ben is amazing in his awwwwww factor. Are they really related?

Yolande declares to Pauline that she's going to have an affair to get her own back on Patrick. Yes. That should solve everything nicely. (You know, I could have sworn that affairs were supposed to be secret things, not the kind that you announce in a launderette in the same tone of voice as "I'm going to a party!")

Lil Mo's hair makes her look about fifty.

Anyway, Yolande doesn't have an affair in the end. Sigh. Well, she tells Patrick about that, and then gets kind of p*ssed at him because he doesn't want to leave her. And then she tells him that if he ever does anything like it again, she really is leaving. I think I speak for us all when I say: eh?

Sonia and Naomi saunter around the square. It's funny how, now they're together, the characters don't have anything to do except wander around getting the deadeye given to them because they're Jacksons. (Harry Hill rules.)

Phil threatens Ian with a birthday cake. Ian trembles. Look, mate, you could just have blown the candles out from there, you realise that don't you? Ben walks in and is all "MY CAKE!" Or possibly it was "my brother!" I don't know. I'd have gone for the cake.

Peggy and Jack are gonna get it on (in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from above your head) but someone walks in. This always happens.

Stacey and Brad are also gonna get it on but turns out Brad is all shy and cute. Shut up.

Phil and Ben are eventually making friends quite well (and I learnt how to start a car, so hide the keys) until Ian comes in and screams "MOIDERER!" at him. No, not really. Ben is all "Run away! Run away!" like in Monty Python and drops his model car on the floor where it BREAKS SYMBOLICALLY, showing the SHATTERED BOND between father and son. Seriously EE, you could make it a bit more difficult.