EXT. BAYMOORE BEACH – DAY

The Bachelor Boys are walking down the beach, sharing a bag of chips.

Chris: Internet dating, speed dating… supermarket dating…we’ve tried them all…with no success!

Romeo: I donno know, we did get a free bag of spuds from the supermarket.

Tom: A spud cant give you pleasure in the middle of the night tough can it Romeo? Maybe im cursed,…maybe I should just live a life as a bachelor…with no woman what so ever.

Chris: Oh no you don’t want to go down that road…

Tom: Why not? Women are the causes of a lot of trouble, and cause a lot of hassle, maybe I should just avoid them full stop.

Chris: No you don’t want to be doing that…be accused of being a gay for the rest of your life…

Tom: And whats wrong with that?

Chris: Don’t get me wrong im not hetrophobe…

Romeo: Homophobe…

Chris: That’s the one, I mean I ent’ one of them, but id take offence to someone comparing me to Graham Norton if you catch me meaning…

Romeo: Anyone want any more chips? Im full…

Tom: That’s it!

Chris: What?

Tom grabs the chips and grabs the newspaper that its wrapped up in.

Romeo: If you wanted some you only had to ask…

Tom: It isn’t the chips im interested in, it’s the paper….

Chris: Paper?…Oh well what ever floats your boat…

Tom waves the paper in front of them!

Tom: Don’t you get it!? Lonely hearts page!

Romeo: A what?

Tom: Man seeks woman, woman seeks man…adverts for love! Finally I think we might be on to something!

JENKINS MANOR – DAY

Richard is sitting down in his office, Val is talking to him.

Val: So then what d’ya say?

Richard: No

Val: Oh common…

Richard: No, you seriously expect me to help you out after what you said last night?

Val: Oh nobody meant it really, just said it for the hell of it…I mean we all love the Taylors…good topic of conversation! Spice up our dull lives you…its more gripping then ‘Enders!

Richard: Erm…nice to know we’re the topic of conversation

Val: Come on! It’s the least you can do…otherwise I may have to get my solicitors onto Tanya for the fire…

Richard: She didn’t do it…

Val: Oh of course she didn’t, it was the little arsen faires with their magical fag ends! Look come on we don’t need this animosity between the families, give me a job and we can forget about this petty little feud.

Richard: Okay then…you start tomorrow.

Val: Oh joy!…Where?

Richard: The Bingo Hall!

Val: Oh my! I think I’ve died and gone to heaven!

Val laughs with glee, Richard shakes his head in confussion.