*KAT tries on a dress*
KAT: Alfie, will you do this zip up? I can't reach.
ALFIE: *needs a cold shower*

NANA: You're in love with her, aren't you?
ALFIE: *guiltily* Who? No. Not at all.
*This goes on for quite a while, until...*

KAT: Argh! My ankle! *falls over dramatically*
*ALFIE carries her up the stairs and lays her on the sofa gently*
NANA: Tee hee.
ALFIE: What? *glances at KAT, heart melts* Oh, damn.
NANA: Well well well. Wellity wellity wellity.
ALFIE: *sobs* You're right! I can't bear this anymore! I LOVE HER!
NANA: Finally. Face it, you'll never get anywhere without me when I die in two years.
ALFIE: What?
NANA: Nothing.