Housemates plumped for time with a cute kitten, and a hamper of beauty products, rather than fags and booze, as a reward for completing their Inner Beauty task.
In a chorus of squeals, Orlaith and Craig begged for the fluff ball, while Derek warned Makosi not to laugh in case she frightened it.
Scampering into the Diary Room to collect the little puss, Craig squeaked: "Oooooh it's frightened!"
"Of course it's frightened you stupid moron," retorted Derek.
"It's going to litter the place. I don't do cats," moaned Makosi before asking Big Brother how long they would have it for. "I don't want it forever," stated the sour puss.
Reassured that the kitty would only be staying for an hour, Makosi offered: "I can breastfeed it if it gets hungry." The poor little fella probably wouldn't have a big enough appetite, love.
"I'm scared of cats," whispered Kemal, revealing yet another phobia. While Derek groaned: "I can't bear these people. They don't know how to treat gentle little animals."
That's because the Big Brother House is big game country, Del.
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