Pat: Steven don't take this the wrong way but are you being completely straight with me? I mean let's face it. You and reality don't see eye to eye sometimes".

Jane: "I'll tell you what happened Peter. This is not a burst appendix. This is a gunshot wound fired at me by your brother and her precious grandson".

Steven: "Get Lucy to shut up? Might as well ask the sun not to rise" - that was funny.