EastEnders Quotes!

[Lizzie Brookes]

Pat: Steven don't take this the wrong way but are you being completely straight with me? I mean let's face it. You and reality don't see eye to eye sometimes".

Jane: "I'll tell you what happened Peter. This is not a burst appendix. This is a gunshot wound fired at me by your brother and her precious grandson".

Steven: "Get Lucy to shut up? Might as well ask the sun not to rise" - that was funny.

[StarsOfCCTV]

Shirley: "Oh look there's a phonebox over there...I think I know the number of the police...9 something.."

Roxie: "I just need your opinion! Slutty..or....really slutty."

[Kim]

Jane: Stephen, if you want to live here, rule number one; the only tarts in my kitchen have jam on the top!

[*-Rooney-*]

Tanya: Look what we have here, a bottle of whiskey 21 year old, we might as well drink it max likes them younger

[Chris_2k11]

Chelsea to Clare - "Please Get Over Yourself" haha

[Perdita]

Mo to Charlie When Vivienne brought you home I thought: Christ, he is an even bigger porker than the last one. I can put you on a diet, let me do a Trinnie and Susannah on you.

[Chris_2k11]

Jane - Ian, what are you doing?
Ian - Im getting the taste of the wine
Jane - Well stop it will you, its disgusting

[*-Rooney-*]

Christian: Your supposed to spit

Ian : I like to swallow

Christian: Too many jokes.

[Chris_2k11]

Heather: I've really settled into Walford mummy, its a lovely place
Mother Trott: Lovely place? Its dog rough!

[Chris_2k11]

Tanya to Stacey: Max is in bed he's ill. What you don't believe me? Pop up, jump into bed with him it'll be like old times