The Beautiful Game - 8 Part Series

[Layne]

Does he want to swear any more times temper temper!
Can we have some ****ing more please

[Bryan]

Does he want to swear any more times temper temper!
Can we have some ****ing more please

lmfao you hipocrit Layne

only 3 a day, one more to do for today, posting it in a bit

[Bryan]

Scene 12

INT. FIVE STAR HOTEL BEDROOM - DAY

Noel walks into the bedroom of a luxury five star hotel, the porter brings in his bag.

Porter: Do you require anything sir?

Noel: Yeah, you're silence, you didn't see me here alright?

Noel hands the porter a £50 note.

Porter: Erm sir, my son's a big fan of The Lions, could you possibly...?

Noel: You want an autograph!?

Porter: If you could sir...

Noel: This is my personal time, so **** off...

Offended by Noel's brush off, the porter promptly leads. Noel puts on some music and takes off his jacket, seconds later there is a knock at the door.

Noel checks himself out in the mirror before opening the door. Stood there in a short dress, skimpy top and sunglasses is Jess.

Noel: Well I didn't think you'd come...

Jess: I thought I might aswell see what's on offer but I made my mind up...

Jess walks into the room. Noel closes the door behind her, checking her out as he does so.

Noel: Did anyone recognise you?

Jess: No don't worry...

Noel: If your dad found out, he'd have my bollocks for breakfast...

Jess: Well we'll just have to make sure he doesn't find out then, wont we?

A grin on his face, Noel leans in for a kiss. The pair end up making out as he lowers her onto the bed...

[Xx-Vicky-xX]

Ohhh she went with him, this is getting good - keep it up

[Luna]

omg rachael!!!! tut tut

and that noel needs a good kick up the jacksy!!!

[Layne]

I have a feeling the boss might soon find out
& i am not a hipocrit..

[Bryan]

Scene 13

EXT. HALESOWEN TRAINING GROUND - DAY

The Halesowen United youth squad are training on the pitch. Over Timbaland's Throw it On Me we see very fast paced shots of the players kicking the ball around and tackling. The shots focus on Jamie Cox.

Charlie, manager of the Lions is watching from the distance at the players. He nods his head in approval of Jamie's ball skills. He looks over to a bunch of fans who are watching the footballer's play, he walks over to them.

He pulls one of the girls away from the group, to her annoyance.

Charlie: What are you doing here!?

Danielle: Get off! Stop man handling me dad!

Charlie: What you down here for? Shouldn't you be revising?

Danielle: Exams are over dad...

Charlie: Well surely you've got better things to be doing with your time then hanging out at training grounds!

Danielle: What's wrong with admiring the totty?

Charlie: You, can do a lot better than these...

Danielle: True, they'll only the youth squad...

Charlie: I meant Footballers in general! I want you marrying some brainy doctor or hot shot lawyer...

Danielle: Why would I want to? What they earn in one year, these lot can earn in a week.

Charlie: I'm not having you throw your education away for a footballer Danielle. You're much better than a WAG, I want you to have you're own career...

Danielle: Yeah, I'm looking at modelling agencies at the moment...

Charlie: I mean a proper career, I wish you'd get this model rubbish out of your head.

Danielle: It's not rubbish dad, it's what I want to do!

Charlie: I haven't got time for this now, we'll talk about this later young lady!

Charlie walks off, Danielle is left fuming from his lack of support. The team have now stopped playing, Jamie comes up to her, a cheaky grin on his face.

Jamie: So what's a pretty lass like you doing alone down here? Anyone would think you're after a date...

Danielle: Not with you I'm not, why would I want a baby footballer when I can get a real one

Danielle walks off, Jamie laughs to himself at her immaturity, he licks his lips checking her out as she goes.

Charlie: Oi Cox! Get yourself dressed and up to the stadium, Micheal Aston wants a word with you...

Jamie: Really? What's he want?

Charlie: You'll see, now come on, you don't want to keep him waiting.

Jamie heads off to the changing rooms, a curious look on his face.

[Katy]

Noel seems lovely, Not, wouldnt even sign an autograph how rude. Rachel really doesnt like Astons wife des she. Think she feels a little threatened. Poor Colin. Hope he doent get chucked off the team, the old ones are always the best.

[Bryan]

Scene 14

INT. MICHEAL'S OFFICE - DAY

Micheal is sat in his office, feet on the desk, smoking a cigar. He is on the phone to the manager of rivals 'City.

Micheal: Oh stop it, you'll have me sobbing into my scotch...NOT. Get over it you big puff, Carter moved of his own accord, he knew to jump off a sinking ship...just so happens we're gonna go to the top this season and kick your sorry excuse of an **** into the 1st division! Oh shut up you melon my ex wife moaned less than you, I'm hanging up... prick.

Micheal puts the phone down in frustration. There's a knock on the door.

Micheal: Yeah, come in.

Colin walks into the office, Micheal - comfortbale with his surroundings, doesnt put his feet down from the desk.

Micheal: Colin? Shouldn't you be at training?

Colin sits down, a worried look on his face.

Colin: I need a word with you Micheal...

Micheal: A word? More like a drink...you look like **** warmed up in a mircowave...

Colin: Thanks

Micheal gets up and pours Colin a drink.

Micheal: Come on, pour your heart our to Aunty Micheal...

Colin: What are you playing at signing Carter!?

Micheal: I don't see how that's any of your buisness Colin...

Colin: I'm the captain, I think I have a right to know!

Micheal: I take it you don't approve then...

Colin: Of course I don't ****ing approve! What's the plan eh? Sign up Carter and drop me!?

Micheal: Wooo wooo hit the pause button kid, who said anything dropping you!?

Colin: Do you think I was born yesterday Micheal!? You don't sign up one of the premiership hottest stars and let him be underdog to me. Come on, what game you playing eh?

Micheal: Football Colin! That's what game I'm ****ing playing! I signed him becuase he's a bloody good player, he can do a lot for the team...so can you. I aint dropping you from the squad, you're a good skipper...

Colin: Really?

Micheal: I might be ruthless but i'm not bull****ter, I promise you, your safe as skipper here. I want you both on this team working together...I have no reason to drop you...so get on with your job, get me the results I'm after and we'll all be as happy as a heffer in a cake shop

Micheal slaps Colin on the cheaks to cheer him up. Micheal has a confident look on his face, Colin's mood is lifted a bit from this news.

[Bryan]

Scene 15

INT. MICHEAL'S OFFICE - DAY

Micheal and Charlie are in his office talking about Colin.

Micheal: I swear, he was in here convinced I was gonna drop him!

Charlie: And are you?

Micheal: Of course not, got no reason to have I. But I tell you something for nothing, I aint gonna have some paraonoid premadonna telling questioning every move I make...

Charlie: I'll have a word, he's just getting on a bit, most players are like that at his age...

Micheal: Yeah well, he best remember his place. Where the hell is this Cox kid eh? Thought we said half past?

Just as he says this, Jamie walks into the office, looking a bit flustered.

Micheal: Speak of the devil and he shall appear, what took you so long kid, sat nav knackered? You only had to drive five minutes down the road!

Jamie: Sorry Sir, was just getting ready...what do you want?

Micheal: Have a seat kid...can I get you a drink?

Jamie: No thanks, only fruit jucies and smoothies for me...

Micheal: Bloody hell, they've got you trained well aint they?

Jamie: Well if you want to get anywhere in this game...

Charlie: See, told you he had his head switched on Micheal

Micheal: I dont care about your head, it's your ball skills I'm intrested in...

Charlie: No worries on that front, he's better than some of the lads on the main squad.

Jamie looks embarassed by Charlie complimenting him.

Micheal: Well I haven't got time to stand outside watching the youth team, so I'll take your word for it...

Micheal gets up, pacing the room. He circles around Jamie, making him feel intimidated.

Jamie: Premership football aint no walk in the park kid, it's bloody ruthless. I've seen big men crack under the pressure...It seperates the men from the boys, what are you my son?

Jamie: A man sir...

Micheal: I should bloody well hope so, I dont want no fairies on my team, it's a football squad not Swan Lake. We all start from somewhere, I was in your position 40 years ago, someone gave me the chance, and I've never looked back...

Jamie: What are you saying sir?

Micheal: What I'm saying is, I'm giving you a place on the main team.

Jamie: (Excited) You serious boss!?

Micheal: I sure am, but don't you dare let me down, you hear me!?

Jamie: Don't worry I wont! Oh god, thanks sir, you don't know how much this means to me!

Micheal: Go on, on your way, you'd best go break the news to your team mates.

Jamie leaves, a spring in his step. Charlie has a smile on his face, pleased at Micheal's decision.

Charlie: Good decison Micheal, he's gonna be great on the squad.

Micheal: Well, if it means I get a bottle of scotch and a box of Cubans when I go up to heaven, it's worth it. Cheers

The pair chink together their glasses of Scotch.