Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..."
Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..."
Last edited by StarsOfCCTV; 28-03-2008 at 20:54.
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
(Friend who lives 6 miles away in us arranging to go to the fair where she lives. We'd established asking my dad to get me or getting a bus wasn't going to get me home at the time we'd need after the fair.)
Friend: Drive the boat here!
Me: You have to have water to do that...
Friend: Scrape it across the road.. how do you get it into the sea anyway? Throw it over your shoulder?
Friends quotes are the best
There's this funny bit in the free paper I get on the way to college..
It's called NO S**T SHERLOCK
Press release from the department of the bleeding obvious
Crucifixion is bad for your health (unhygenic whips and nails can cause infections)
Republic of the Philippines Deparment of Health.
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
(Friend had come out of hospital and asked me to ring her because she was running out of credit.)
Friend: Where's my phone?!
Me: You're on it you nutter!
Friend: ... oh yeah!
(Revising the other day when I got a text through from a different friend who I go to the same school as, so I don't see her in the holiday because there's hardly any busses on non-school days and I'd have to change busses. So we text instead.)
Friend: Hi Kim, I can juggle... just been practicing.
Me: (Out the window to my mum who is raking the gravel because my dad messed it right up trying to get his lorry off of it when he was going to work.) Mum, Fabs can juggle!
Mum: Dad's in trouble? What's he done; got a speeding ticket?!
Me and some friends went over to edinburgh on the train and i was wondering what time we would be home at.
Me: When are we getting the bus?
Lucy: You mean the train?
Me: You know what i mean
and then getting off the train that night
Kerry: bye train i'll miss you.
me: byee bus i'll miss you too.
Kerry: that's what i ment bus
Thank you for the amazing banner Lea
Joe Mcelderry is gorgeous and amazing
(this evening on the beach, we were trying to make a fire and so were ripping up a piece of cloth and decided we should have brought scissors)
friend (pointing to a group of chavs): i bet one of them has a knife!
(then one of my other friends goes over there)
other friend: do any of you have a penknife?
random chav guy: nah caz aint out tonight!
~x~Tizzy~x~
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend
thanks to vicky for making the banna!
Isn't really a quote.. but OMG how embarrasing today..
Me and 2 mates were sitting at McDonalds... my mate wanted to look at the songs I had on my phone.. and there was a recording on there that I had sung . Of Maybe from Annie. I was like OMG OMG OMG give me my phone but no they listened to it.. just wanted the ground to swallow me up .
You had to be there. It was rather funny.
From the Philosophy conference. I can't remember what the original guy said but it was pretty funny.
Anyway..in reply..
Reverend Dr Adrian: You're going to have a crap life
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Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
Keep forgetting about this thread .
And LMAO at your one charming .
Mine from today.. mate to me while walking up the stairs in front of her..
Bev: Why do you have such a big ass?
Me: WHAT???
Bev: HAHAHA omg I hadn't finished.. why do you have such a big ass bag?
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