Holby Quotes

[StarsOfCCTV]

Sam: So, you've knocked Faye up you dirty old dog
Joseph: What? no no..it's a..patient
Sam: Come off it Joey boy
Joseph: Alright it's Faye


Sam: It's a kid not the antichrist

[CrazyLea]

Love the Joseph/Sam quotes .

[StarsOfCCTV]

Loved this scene

Maddy: Repeat after me - Maddy Young is a Geeniuss!
Sam: You didn't
Maddy: Did!
Sam: NO what tonight?
Maddy: Yep
Sam: Who did you get them from
Maddy: Short bloke in Radiology
Sam (to Maria): Ah! And you wanted to kill him as well.
Maddy: What?
Sam: It's just the um..oh you know the um..oh nothing..It's brilliant! (To Maria) Hey er we'll have the drink tomorrow, yes?
Maria: Yeah *Walks out of the room*
Maddy and Sam: ARRHHHHHHHH!
Sam: Ahhh you legend
Maddy: I know!

The way Maddy said I know just cracked me up

[CrazyLea]

I liked it too.

Btw... who were they seeing haha??

[StarsOfCCTV]

I think it was some gig, they didn't specify who

[StarsOfCCTV]

[Joseph is hanging around the women's toilets]
Lady Byrne: Joseph, what are you doing darling
Joseph: Nothing
Lady Byrne: You look decidedly shifty for a man who's doing nothing doesn't he
Elliot: Crisp?

[CrazyLea]

Elliot made me laugh with the crisps.
Good quote .

[CrazyLea]

Something like this..

Elliot and Connie..
Elliot: Take you and Sam for example... did it get... in the way of work?
Connie: I got pregnant Elliot..

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Loved the whole convo!

[StarsOfCCTV]

Great quote You gotta love Elliot

I got to listen to that convo again I didn't hear all of it

[StarsOfCCTV]

Ric has pulled a drunk Abra out of bed for an emergency operation. (From the episode where they're in Ghana).

Abra: I'm really not sure about this, I'm not really a qualified electrician

*shocks the patient*

Abra: CLEAR!