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    Find your ideal job

    Click on the link to find your idea job! lol

    http://www.yourjokes.co.uk/ideal_job.php


    After extensive research we have determined that your ideal job is...
    Quiz Show Contestant

    Now you've discovered your forté waste no time - go find a new employer...



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    After extensive research we have determined that your ideal job is...
    Dog Walker

    Hmm, well I do like dogs

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    It must be my bra size that lets me down - I went from Street Sweeper (having my bra size in there) to Quiz Show Contestant (making them a teensy bit bigger) to Office Nerd (not disclosing my bra size) to a Chocolate Taster by highly exaggerating - ok i said fake

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    not sure about this!!! apparantly i my ideal job is a Lion Tamer!!!!!!

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    With just my name.. I was a traffic Warden but when I put in my bra size I was classed as unemployed
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    Well I hate to put anyone to shame as we all can't have hi-flying jobs, but I think mines takes the biscuit.

    After extensive research we have determined that your ideal job is...
    Satan

    Now you've discovered your forté waste no time - go find a new employer... Come on CTU give me a job

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    Insurance Fraudster!!!

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    After extensive research we have determined that your ideal job is...

    Porn Star.



    Id have thought id need slightly bigger boobs lol

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    I did it again and I lowered my age to 21 and my bra size. It told me my ideal job would be a MINCER. What exactly is a mincer.

    Thanks to Vicky for my great new banner xxx
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    After extensive research we have determined that your ideal job is...

    Prime Minister



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