Celebrity Big Brother - General Discussion

[Luna]

Please Discuss all the going ons in the house here

[Luna]

8.20pm - Contestant number one Jermaine Jackson enters the house sporting dark shades and a gold spangled jacket. Michael's brother declares he is a very private person and wonders 'how he even got into this'.



8.25pm - Disgraced Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd is the second contestant to enter the house. Doesn't recognise Jermaine Jackson.



8.30pm - Film director Ken Russell, 80, enters the house, serenading the crowd with a bizarre rendition of Singing in the Rain and a stream of bad language. Appears confused and disorientated. Davina is forced to take him by the hand and guide him inside. Says the experience could be three weeks of paradise or hell.



8.40pm - Former S Club 7 singer Jo O'Meara is the fourth housemate to arrive.



8.50pm - Seventies superstar Leo Sayer enters the house as contestant number five. The pint sized singer takes a shine to Jermaine, an old Seventies singing compatriot.



8.55pm - Contestant number six is Bollywood babe Shipla Shetty. Says she will miss her 'entourage'.



9.05pm - Geordie journalist Carole Malone enters the house, immediately getting the crowd's back up by labelling reality tv stars 'a bunch of morons'.



9.10pm - Token loud mouth Donny Tourette from punk band Towers of London is the eighth housemate to enter the house. Aggravates the crowd with rude gestures and has to be escorted down the red carpet by security guards.



9.15pm - Newly-outed former Steps star Ian 'H' Watkins bounces into the house as inmate number nine.



9.25pm - Kenny Everitt's glamorous sidekick Cleo Rocos is housemate number 10. Says Kenny would think she is 'a complete loon' for entering the house, but would love watching it.



So what does everyone think??

[LostVoodoo]

boo hiss, none of the exciting people they suggested has gone in! apart from Jade's family do we think anyone else might come in during the show?

however, saying that, i think it could easily get interesting!

[Debs]

H and Jo will be the best ireckon!

Danielle Lloyd oh myyy first out please she is just awful!

Ken Russelll should he be in there bless him!

And Donny Tourette?? he is vile!

Not looking forward to the jade family going in

[Meh]

Is this the Jade family as in Jade Goody?

[Pinkbanana]

Oh dear what a bunch........ actually think this mix of peeps will make addictive viewing.

Soooooo pleased to see Carol Malone in there, love her column....she doesnt mince her words, so that should make interesting viewing. Hope she has a go at that Donny prat. lol

Worried about ol Ken Russell he isnt looking too good...

Jermaine Jackson looks like he has had a bit of drastic plastic surgery, like his more famous bro....you cant tell that they are related...

[Luna]

Is this the Jade family as in Jade Goody?

yeah apparently jade, her mother and grandmother are going in

[Luna]

Day 1, 22:50
Uh oh, there are eleven celebrities but only ten beds...
Nine single beds and one double can only mean one thing. Two celebrities are going to be cosying up, and possibly spooning. And tonight it's Jo and Donny.


Sometimes being quick to do things in the Big Brother House pays off and when it comes to choosing beds, speed is paramount. When Big Brother announced that the bedroom door was open, Ex-S Clubber Jo was the slowest off the mark and the last to claim a bed, much to her distress.

It didn't take long for the housemates to start speculating about the sleeping arrangements and no one seemed keen to be stuck near rocker Donny: "Please make sure Donny is not near me in the bedroom," Danielle fretted. "He's crazy...I dunno what he's gonna do next!"


But when it was time for the bed choosing to commence, Donny sat on the kitchen counter while his fellow housemates made a dash to claim their pit. Jo was just too slow and missed out on all of the single beds: "I'm not sleeping on the double bed...why did that happen to me?" she moaned.

"It's a double bed for a single person..." Cleo said helpfully, before realising, "...no, Donny is missing..."

Screwing her face up, Jo grumbled: "I am not sleeping with Donny, absolutely not...I would rather sleep on the floor!"

Celebrity or not, this is Big Brother and beggars most certainly can't be choosers...

[Luna]

Day 1, 23:36
Ken produces quite a sight for sore eyes...
Communal living is a bit of a problem for some of the housemates, but not for Ken. He stripped off, bent over and Danielle saw the...er, lot.


It may well have been their first night in the Big Brother House, but the housemates were out of their entrance clobber and in to their PJ's in no time. And while Leo and Jo put their jim jams on discreetly, Ken decided to let it all hang out.

Jo, Jermaine and Donny were chatting in the lounge, when a giggling Danielle burst in and interrupted with a news-flash: "Listen to this...Ken just got changed...I was facing the room and he took his underpants off and bent over..." Cringing, she finished: "...meat and two veg between his legs and I've seen it!"


"No way!" Jo gasped. "It's gonna give me nightmares for rest of my life, I can't even look at him now," Danielle grimaced. Standing up she started to demonstrate Ken's bold move: "He went like this," she said, bending, "Maybe he wanted me to see it..."

Looking at Ken in the bedroom, Donny told her: "He (Ken) just winked at me. He knew you were telling me a story."

"Did he?" Danielle smiled, "Dirty b*****!"

A starkers Ken Russell? Well, you certainly don't see that everyday...

[Debs]

Nor would i want to Luna it would really put me of my breakfast! I bet it is one of the 'highlights' tonight, i can hardly contain my excitement