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    cancer scare

    Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
    SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

    C: Hamburger Relish?
    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Sausage and Mash?
    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Cottage Pie?
    SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
    SK: Yup.

    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
    SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

    C: Thanks

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    Huh... is it because fags are more expensive or something... don't get it..

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    I don't get it wither spicy

    $sTaCeY$

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    nooooo its cus all that stuff was taken off the shelves as they reckon it could cause cancer because of the stuff in it,but fags are still being sold even though its a proven cause for cancer!

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    yer its what chance said all the food products were taken of shelves of cancer scare but the item which will cause cancer (i.e fags) he can sell

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastenderfan_91
    yer its what chance said all the food products were taken of shelves of cancer scare but the item which will cause cancer (i.e fags) he can sell
    oh, i sought of get it now

    $sTaCeY$

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    lol thats funny!
    ~x~Tizzy~x~
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    thanks to vicky for making the banna!

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    Thats brilliant - and how true after the Sudan I thing that went on a while back!!!

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    thats funny. cancer scare everything else, except the thing which causes cancer!

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    Thats funny, but very true. Its strange isn't it how people won't eat all those foods, but will happily smoke away regardless

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