101 ways to get Keith Miller out of his chair!

[Kim]

11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.

[feelingyellow]

11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.

good one! though his hair was sorta straight the other night, though i think he just used ghengis's wee.

12. Tell him the Vic is now openly 24 hours with a wide screen tv.

[Bryan]

13) Tell him Sir David is filming a documentary outside on the square!

[Kim]

14) Turn the electricity out in the house, send him over the Vic and bolt the door when he has gone.

[the_watts_rule]

15.Tell him that if he moves he won't get his hair cut.

[xxloopylauraxx]

tell him theres free booze and free sky channels (all the documentires he can watch) going on the other side of walford! that gets him out of his chair and out of walford for all of an episode.

[willow]

17) hypnotise him into thinking sitting in a chair is working!!!!

[alan45]

2 Kilos Of Semtex

[squillyfer]

2 Kilos Of Semtex

lol

19)Tell him there's an icecream van outside with stuff going free

[Richie_lecturer]

Sweenie Todd's coming round to cut his hair.