101 ways to kill Den Watts

**SarahWakefield** · 29-09-2005, 14:06

20) Blow Up The Queen Vic

**feelingyellow** · 29-09-2005, 17:45

21. Suffocate him with that horrible jacket he was always wearing.

**alan45** · 29-09-2005, 18:42

Make him watch re-runs of the Borrerrias kidney storyline and he will probably top himself

**Bryan** · 29-09-2005, 19:21

23) tell him that the person on the otehr end of the webcam was male!

**pinkles14** · 29-09-2005, 23:12

Give him to pauline for a few hours she can talk him to death

**Richie_lecturer** · 29-09-2005, 23:14

Yes Pauline is the one to watch.

I swear if Den ever touched Pauline's sacred fruitbowl, she would smother him to death with her cardigans, just like she is doing at the moment with Betty.

**feelingyellow** · 30-09-2005, 16:22

25. tell him he's betty's brother

**Kim** · 30-09-2005, 16:34

26. Tell him that Dot and Pauline were on the other end of the webcam.

**feelingyellow** · 30-09-2005, 16:51

27. Set betty on him

**Chris_2k11** · 30-09-2005, 16:56

Originally Posted by feelingyellow

27. Set betty on him

lol! that's a good one!

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