As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the
>aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to
>borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
>
>When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
>retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
>
>As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
>flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My
>feet are killing me.
>
>The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
>but it was stuck fast.
>
>"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
>
>"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
>tight!"
>
>"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
>
>There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
>"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
>
>In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
>'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
>
>Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
>
>Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the
>throne.
>
>At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
>Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
>
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